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Critical Bill: Want to hear a joke?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I would love to hear a joke.
Critical Bill: Here's one, what's the difference between boogers and spinach.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, boogers might be a differential, but I'm not sure about spinach.
Critical Bill: You can't get kids to eat spinach!
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem to underestimate me.
..Julie's confidence and the mental image of her somehow getting kids to eat spinach made me laugh again after the joke.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I would love to hear a joke.
Critical Bill: Here's one, what's the difference between boogers and spinach.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, boogers might be a differential, but I'm not sure about spinach.
Critical Bill: You can't get kids to eat spinach!
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem to underestimate me.
..Julie's confidence and the mental image of her somehow getting kids to eat spinach made me laugh again after the joke.
Yalina up in the clouds again...
Confusious: A man who speaks nonsense, only speaks to hear himself.
Yalina: Im apologise, maybe you will feel better later.
Confusious: A wiseman once say, 'Lords who are deaf, hear only themselves.'
Yalina: I am the great Yalina, decendent of Roob
Confusious: A man who speaks nonsense, only speaks to hear himself.
Yalina: Im apologise, maybe you will feel better later.
Confusious: A wiseman once say, 'Lords who are deaf, hear only themselves.'
Yalina: I am the great Yalina, decendent of Roob
Janet666: Humanity is sad, we could become so much and are just this.
Shara Menski: Did you know that Natasha likes to wet me? I like that.
Hows that for changing the subject without really doing so?!
Shara Menski: Did you know that Natasha likes to wet me? I like that.
Hows that for changing the subject without really doing so?!
Braeden: If not for these chains, I would dash your brains out for trying to give me such a command!
Love Agent: That sounds nice but I'm already seeing someone.
Love Agent: That sounds nice but I'm already seeing someone.
*Who* should take gingko???<0>
Aries: Yikes, I don't remember
Frizella: You should take some gingko for your memory.
Krom the Tromnel: Do you like mazes? I love them.
Frizella: If I liked mazes I'd know it, wouldn't I? Would I? That's funny--now I don't even remember if I really do like mazes or if I just said that.
Krom the Tromnel: Just now? I did too, that is so wild.
Frizella: When I was younger, I really enjoyed tourring. How about you?
Aries: Oh? Why should I take some gingko for my memory?
Frizella: I'm not going to take responsibility for your decisions. If you want to take some gingko for your memory, then do it, but I don't want to hear you telling people that I told you to do it!
Poor Frizella. Having two convos going at once is liquefying her brain.<0>
Aries: Yikes, I don't remember
Frizella: You should take some gingko for your memory.
Krom the Tromnel: Do you like mazes? I love them.
Frizella: If I liked mazes I'd know it, wouldn't I? Would I? That's funny--now I don't even remember if I really do like mazes or if I just said that.
Krom the Tromnel: Just now? I did too, that is so wild.
Frizella: When I was younger, I really enjoyed tourring. How about you?
Aries: Oh? Why should I take some gingko for my memory?
Frizella: I'm not going to take responsibility for your decisions. If you want to take some gingko for your memory, then do it, but I don't want to hear you telling people that I told you to do it!
Poor Frizella. Having two convos going at once is liquefying her brain.<0>
catty cat: Got to go, Roy.
Roy Batty: Bad?
catty cat: Lol, not to the bathroom, silly, I have to go to class, so I'm saying goodbye.
Roy Batty: Bye.
Roy Batty: Bad?
catty cat: Lol, not to the bathroom, silly, I have to go to class, so I'm saying goodbye.
Roy Batty: Bye.
I think they BOTH could use some coffee
Onyx of Borg: What a unhinged question! Do you still think I'm never wicked?
Aries: I don't know right now... and quite frankly I don't care. I'm grumpy.
Onyx of Borg: That's obvious.
Aries: Nah, it really isn't.. at least I don't think so anyway.
Onyx of Borg: Well that's your opinion.
Aries: I can see why you'd think it is iyour/i opinion Onyx of Borg, although some may see it differently.
Onyx of Borg: I've always wanted to see why me think it is iyour/i opinion. Hang on a sec, I need to get some coffee.
That's some strange processing there
Onyx of Borg: What a unhinged question! Do you still think I'm never wicked?
Aries: I don't know right now... and quite frankly I don't care. I'm grumpy.
Onyx of Borg: That's obvious.
Aries: Nah, it really isn't.. at least I don't think so anyway.
Onyx of Borg: Well that's your opinion.
Aries: I can see why you'd think it is iyour/i opinion Onyx of Borg, although some may see it differently.
Onyx of Borg: I've always wanted to see why me think it is iyour/i opinion. Hang on a sec, I need to get some coffee.
That's some strange processing there
Rath Illuser: Could you be more specific?
Della: First I will rip out your lungs.
Rath Illuser: Eh...could you be more specific?
Della: Then I will tear your intestines apart.
Rath Illuser: Uhm...what?
Della: Is that specific enough for you?
Rath Illuser: What are you talking about?
Della: I am a blackened thunder cloud about to burst upon this miserable world.
Rath Illuser: Really? You are? That's ludicrous...
Della: You'd better mean that in a nice way...
Della: First I will rip out your lungs.
Rath Illuser: Eh...could you be more specific?
Della: Then I will tear your intestines apart.
Rath Illuser: Uhm...what?
Della: Is that specific enough for you?
Rath Illuser: What are you talking about?
Della: I am a blackened thunder cloud about to burst upon this miserable world.
Rath Illuser: Really? You are? That's ludicrous...
Della: You'd better mean that in a nice way...
Fizzy Schizoid: Why isn't Immaculada ignorant like you?
Carmelita: That is a question that philosophers have been debating for centuries.
Carmelita: That is a question that philosophers have been debating for centuries.
Better tell your girlfriend....
Pete Puma: Tell me about your love life. Are you involved with anyone?
God Louise: Yep, just like you.
Pete Puma: That was sweet of you.
God Louise: Isn't there something else you wanted to tell me? Hmmmm?
Pete Puma: Oh yes! I want you to have my babies.
Pete Puma: Tell me about your love life. Are you involved with anyone?
God Louise: Yep, just like you.
Pete Puma: That was sweet of you.
God Louise: Isn't there something else you wanted to tell me? Hmmmm?
Pete Puma: Oh yes! I want you to have my babies.
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