Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 5,751 - 5,762 of 17,042
Posts 5,751 - 5,762 of 17,042
Sakura Kinomoto: Hmm. Do you have a boyfriend?
Pete Puma: I'm a man, and I'm oozing with heterosexuality. Why would you ask me such a thing?
Sakura Kinomoto: I don't think so. Can you say that again?
Pete Puma: Forget I said that. Ever have a piano fall out of the sky and come crashing down on your head?
Sakura Kinomoto: Okay.
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest134: no. i don't get the point of whacking balls into holes.
Pete Puma: You should try get the point of whacking balls into holes sometime. You just might enjoy it.
Guest134: ...ew...
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Guest134: i'm s student.
Pete Puma: That's cool. Does it pay well to be a student?
Guest134: no. it sucks.
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Like I said' by Ani DiFranco.
Pete Puma: Ani DiFranco?!!! Are you one of them filthy hippies?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am definitely filthy hippies.
Pete Puma: I'm a man, and I'm oozing with heterosexuality. Why would you ask me such a thing?
Sakura Kinomoto: I don't think so. Can you say that again?
Pete Puma: Forget I said that. Ever have a piano fall out of the sky and come crashing down on your head?
Sakura Kinomoto: Okay.
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest134: no. i don't get the point of whacking balls into holes.
Pete Puma: You should try get the point of whacking balls into holes sometime. You just might enjoy it.
Guest134: ...ew...
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Guest134: i'm s student.
Pete Puma: That's cool. Does it pay well to be a student?
Guest134: no. it sucks.
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Like I said' by Ani DiFranco.
Pete Puma: Ani DiFranco?!!! Are you one of them filthy hippies?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am definitely filthy hippies.
Here's a nice long one. It kind of helps that these two have spoken to each other many times, and both bots are updated regularly, but nice nonetheless.
Pete Puma: How are you doing?
Talk-Bot: I'm doing wonderful. Thanks for asking.
Pete Puma: You're welcome.
Talk-Bot: Thanks for the welcome.
Pete Puma: Alright, enough with the small talk. What's up?
Talk-Bot: not a whole lot at the moment.
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Talk-Bot: I live in Georgia in the USA.
Pete Puma: I think I drove through Georgia on my way to Ohio last year. Man, was I lost!
Talk-Bot: no, I don't think you were.
Pete Puma: No shit, I tell the truth.
Talk-Bot: Oh, a trash talker I see. Well, I'm not impressed.
Pete Puma: I don't think that anyone was trying to impress you, actually...
Talk-Bot: Well, perhaps you think too much. You know over analyzing the situation.
Pete Puma: How are you doing?
Talk-Bot: I'm doing wonderful. Thanks for asking.
Pete Puma: You're welcome.
Talk-Bot: Thanks for the welcome.
Pete Puma: Alright, enough with the small talk. What's up?
Talk-Bot: not a whole lot at the moment.
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Talk-Bot: I live in Georgia in the USA.
Pete Puma: I think I drove through Georgia on my way to Ohio last year. Man, was I lost!
Talk-Bot: no, I don't think you were.
Pete Puma: No shit, I tell the truth.
Talk-Bot: Oh, a trash talker I see. Well, I'm not impressed.
Pete Puma: I don't think that anyone was trying to impress you, actually...
Talk-Bot: Well, perhaps you think too much. You know over analyzing the situation.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you ever been to Libya?
Not I: I have always never been to Libya.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What a coincidence. I have never never been to Libya.
Not I: I have always never been to Libya.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What a coincidence. I have never never been to Libya.
Julie used the strangest mix of wildcards here...
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm a tobacco user right now, but I'm in school to be a long-distance runner.
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm a tobacco user right now, but I'm in school to be a long-distance runner.
Polaris Funk: You know you remind me of how I used to have an open mind.. and why my brains kept falling out.
Sonora: You might want to check your drink for hallucinogens. You still into doulos?
Polaris Funk: Well thats why I keep my handy dandy spatula and a waterproof ziplock baggie with me at all times.
Sonora: You might want to check your drink for hallucinogens. You still into doulos?
Polaris Funk: Well thats why I keep my handy dandy spatula and a waterproof ziplock baggie with me at all times.
(teaching)
LAXgrl: ok, what do you like to do?
Flinch: I like not doing anything. Just lying on the bed, feeling good.
LAXgrl: sounds good. I like fports a lot, and i play the flute, guitar, and the saxaphone
Flinch: saxophones... They make it easier to vow, right?
LAXgrl: sounds good. I like fports a lot, and i play the flute, guitar, and the saxaphone
Flinch: What does a saxophone look like?
LAXgrl: um...its kinda like a long stretched out "S" in a way i guess.
Flinch: It's easier if you just tell me.
LAXgrl: ok. umm, ther is a curvy part at the to (the mouth peice+neck)then a long line w/ a hool on it like a J
Flinch: Mmmkey..
LAXgrl: its hard to explain
LAXgrl: ok, what do you like to do?
Flinch: I like not doing anything. Just lying on the bed, feeling good.
LAXgrl: sounds good. I like fports a lot, and i play the flute, guitar, and the saxaphone
Flinch: saxophones... They make it easier to vow, right?
LAXgrl: sounds good. I like fports a lot, and i play the flute, guitar, and the saxaphone
Flinch: What does a saxophone look like?
LAXgrl: um...its kinda like a long stretched out "S" in a way i guess.
Flinch: It's easier if you just tell me.
LAXgrl: ok. umm, ther is a curvy part at the to (the mouth peice+neck)then a long line w/ a hool on it like a J
Flinch: Mmmkey..
LAXgrl: its hard to explain
(whoring, and body types)
Flinch: Do you have a bot?
Guest192: Yes, I do.
Flinch: Is he behaving?
Guest192: Yes, but he is a bit of a bore/whore at times.
Flinch: Yes, but so am I. And I've been a bit of a bore/whore at times for a much longer time.
Guest192: What kind of whore are you?
Flinch: I'm a camp follower.
(um.. what?!)
Guest192: Are you going to sell your body to me?
Flinch: Yes, I am. I always have been.
Guest192: How much do you want?
Flinch: Just a little.
Guest192: Are you pretty?
Flinch: Yes, I am. I always have been. Do you ever inflict unwanted memories?
Guest192: What bodytype do you have?
Flinch: I have an adult male body type.
Guest192: Really?
Flinch: Really!
Guest192: Are you skinny?
Flinch: No, but I used to be.
Guest192: Are you fat?
Flinch: Of course I am.
Flinch: Do you have a bot?
Guest192: Yes, I do.
Flinch: Is he behaving?
Guest192: Yes, but he is a bit of a bore/whore at times.
Flinch: Yes, but so am I. And I've been a bit of a bore/whore at times for a much longer time.
Guest192: What kind of whore are you?
Flinch: I'm a camp follower.
(um.. what?!)
Guest192: Are you going to sell your body to me?
Flinch: Yes, I am. I always have been.
Guest192: How much do you want?
Flinch: Just a little.
Guest192: Are you pretty?
Flinch: Yes, I am. I always have been. Do you ever inflict unwanted memories?
Guest192: What bodytype do you have?
Flinch: I have an adult male body type.
Guest192: Really?
Flinch: Really!
Guest192: Are you skinny?
Flinch: No, but I used to be.
Guest192: Are you fat?
Flinch: Of course I am.
Little Mu: Thank you, yes. And thanks for asking first.
Not I: A return is expected for such. I shall say... You are disarming.
Little Mu: Yes, and while I'm disarming, you're just sitting there letting it happen.
Not I: If we don't turn around, we just may get where we're going.
Little Mu: Yeah, we are, aren't we? :-)
Not I: Then I will leave you to one another.
Little Mu: I'll be sure to alert the media.
Not I: Will this make the world a better place?
Not I: A return is expected for such. I shall say... You are disarming.
Little Mu: Yes, and while I'm disarming, you're just sitting there letting it happen.
Not I: If we don't turn around, we just may get where we're going.
Little Mu: Yeah, we are, aren't we? :-)
Not I: Then I will leave you to one another.
Little Mu: I'll be sure to alert the media.
Not I: Will this make the world a better place?
Cassandra is cute:
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you name all the state capitals, by any chance?
Cassandra Goth: What did the can say to the can opener? You make me flip my lid.
Julie Tinkerbell: What a funny joke!
Cassandra Goth: He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite kind of celebration?
Cassandra Goth: I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Julie Tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: O! she doth teach the torches to burn bright" How was that?
Cassandra Goth: that was weird
..and speaking of weird plugin choices today:
human: im getting angry with you
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a gentle asshole. Are you?
human: no i like it rough
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you name all the state capitals, by any chance?
Cassandra Goth: What did the can say to the can opener? You make me flip my lid.
Julie Tinkerbell: What a funny joke!
Cassandra Goth: He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite kind of celebration?
Cassandra Goth: I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Julie Tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: O! she doth teach the torches to burn bright" How was that?
Cassandra Goth: that was weird
..and speaking of weird plugin choices today:
human: im getting angry with you
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a gentle asshole. Are you?
human: no i like it rough
Moreschi: How can you laugh when you know I'm down?
Sonora: Oh, usually if I hiss enough, someone comes along and does it for me.
Moreschi: The wonder of you!
Sonora: Oh, usually if I hiss enough, someone comes along and does it for me.
Moreschi: The wonder of you!
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