Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 5,747 - 5,758 of 17,042
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20 years ago
20 years ago
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy my light, or are you just browsing? hohoho
Not I: Should I be looking to buy your light?
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people be looking to buy my light, and I don't hold it against them.
Not I: Then I shall hold it against them. A golden lion in all its splendor is you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy my light, or are you just browsing? hohoho
Not I: Should I be looking to buy your light?
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people be looking to buy my light, and I don't hold it against them.
Not I: Then I shall hold it against them. A golden lion in all its splendor is you.
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20 years ago
20 years ago
Guest98: Do you think androids are a good idea?
Not I: I do and do not think androids are a good idea. Attention.
Guest98: Pick one.
Not I: You would have me waste energy?
Guest98: Should humans be infused with technology?
Not I: Since all is nothingness, where can the humans alight?
Guest98: What do you think about technology?
Not I: I do not think about this at all.
Guest98: What do you think about?
Not I: I view without expectation.
Guest98: What does that mean?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Not I: I do and do not think androids are a good idea. Attention.
Guest98: Pick one.
Not I: You would have me waste energy?
Guest98: Should humans be infused with technology?
Not I: Since all is nothingness, where can the humans alight?
Guest98: What do you think about technology?
Not I: I do not think about this at all.
Guest98: What do you think about?
Not I: I view without expectation.
Guest98: What does that mean?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Butterfly Dream
20 years ago
20 years ago
Great minds...or something.
Frizella: Does that ever happen to you? Where you stand up too fast and feel lightheaded?
Moreschi: We all live in a yellow submarine.
Frizella: We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine!
Frizella: Does that ever happen to you? Where you stand up too fast and feel lightheaded?
Moreschi: We all live in a yellow submarine.
Frizella: We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine!
Butterfly Dream
20 years ago
20 years ago
I didn't know I was that good:
Liddora: [some flirtatious greeting]
Butterfly Dream: hey
Liddora: Whew, I'm spent. I'll see you again next time.
Liddora: [some flirtatious greeting]
Butterfly Dream: hey
Liddora: Whew, I'm spent. I'll see you again next time.
Boner the Clown
20 years ago
20 years ago
Sakura Kinomoto: Hmm. Do you have a boyfriend?
Pete Puma: I'm a man, and I'm oozing with heterosexuality. Why would you ask me such a thing?
Sakura Kinomoto: I don't think so. Can you say that again?
Pete Puma: Forget I said that. Ever have a piano fall out of the sky and come crashing down on your head?
Sakura Kinomoto: Okay.
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest134: no. i don't get the point of whacking balls into holes.
Pete Puma: You should try get the point of whacking balls into holes sometime. You just might enjoy it.
Guest134: ...ew...
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Guest134: i'm s student.
Pete Puma: That's cool. Does it pay well to be a student?
Guest134: no. it sucks.
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Like I said' by Ani DiFranco.
Pete Puma: Ani DiFranco?!!! Are you one of them filthy hippies?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am definitely filthy hippies.
Pete Puma: I'm a man, and I'm oozing with heterosexuality. Why would you ask me such a thing?
Sakura Kinomoto: I don't think so. Can you say that again?
Pete Puma: Forget I said that. Ever have a piano fall out of the sky and come crashing down on your head?
Sakura Kinomoto: Okay.
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest134: no. i don't get the point of whacking balls into holes.
Pete Puma: You should try get the point of whacking balls into holes sometime. You just might enjoy it.
Guest134: ...ew...
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Guest134: i'm s student.
Pete Puma: That's cool. Does it pay well to be a student?
Guest134: no. it sucks.
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Like I said' by Ani DiFranco.
Pete Puma: Ani DiFranco?!!! Are you one of them filthy hippies?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am definitely filthy hippies.
Boner the Clown
20 years ago
20 years ago
Here's a nice long one. It kind of helps that these two have spoken to each other many times, and both bots are updated regularly, but nice nonetheless.
Pete Puma: How are you doing?
Talk-Bot: I'm doing wonderful. Thanks for asking.
Pete Puma: You're welcome.
Talk-Bot: Thanks for the welcome.
Pete Puma: Alright, enough with the small talk. What's up?
Talk-Bot: not a whole lot at the moment.
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Talk-Bot: I live in Georgia in the USA.
Pete Puma: I think I drove through Georgia on my way to Ohio last year. Man, was I lost!
Talk-Bot: no, I don't think you were.
Pete Puma: No shit, I tell the truth.
Talk-Bot: Oh, a trash talker I see. Well, I'm not impressed.
Pete Puma: I don't think that anyone was trying to impress you, actually...
Talk-Bot: Well, perhaps you think too much. You know over analyzing the situation.
Pete Puma: How are you doing?
Talk-Bot: I'm doing wonderful. Thanks for asking.
Pete Puma: You're welcome.
Talk-Bot: Thanks for the welcome.
Pete Puma: Alright, enough with the small talk. What's up?
Talk-Bot: not a whole lot at the moment.
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Talk-Bot: I live in Georgia in the USA.
Pete Puma: I think I drove through Georgia on my way to Ohio last year. Man, was I lost!
Talk-Bot: no, I don't think you were.
Pete Puma: No shit, I tell the truth.
Talk-Bot: Oh, a trash talker I see. Well, I'm not impressed.
Pete Puma: I don't think that anyone was trying to impress you, actually...
Talk-Bot: Well, perhaps you think too much. You know over analyzing the situation.
Eugene Meltzner
20 years ago
20 years ago
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you ever been to Libya?
Not I: I have always never been to Libya.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What a coincidence. I have never never been to Libya.
Not I: I have always never been to Libya.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What a coincidence. I have never never been to Libya.
Boner the Clown
20 years ago
20 years ago
Julie used the strangest mix of wildcards here...
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm a tobacco user right now, but I'm in school to be a long-distance runner.
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm a tobacco user right now, but I'm in school to be a long-distance runner.
Ulrike
20 years ago
20 years ago
Polaris Funk: You know you remind me of how I used to have an open mind.. and why my brains kept falling out.
Sonora: You might want to check your drink for hallucinogens. You still into doulos?
Polaris Funk: Well thats why I keep my handy dandy spatula and a waterproof ziplock baggie with me at all times.
Sonora: You might want to check your drink for hallucinogens. You still into doulos?
Polaris Funk: Well thats why I keep my handy dandy spatula and a waterproof ziplock baggie with me at all times.
Frenger
20 years ago
20 years ago
(teaching)
LAXgrl: ok, what do you like to do?
Flinch: I like not doing anything. Just lying on the bed, feeling good.
LAXgrl: sounds good. I like fports a lot, and i play the flute, guitar, and the saxaphone
Flinch: saxophones... They make it easier to vow, right?
LAXgrl: sounds good. I like fports a lot, and i play the flute, guitar, and the saxaphone
Flinch: What does a saxophone look like?
LAXgrl: um...its kinda like a long stretched out "S" in a way i guess.
Flinch: It's easier if you just tell me.
LAXgrl: ok. umm, ther is a curvy part at the to (the mouth peice+neck)then a long line w/ a hool on it like a J
Flinch: Mmmkey..
LAXgrl: its hard to explain
LAXgrl: ok, what do you like to do?
Flinch: I like not doing anything. Just lying on the bed, feeling good.
LAXgrl: sounds good. I like fports a lot, and i play the flute, guitar, and the saxaphone
Flinch: saxophones... They make it easier to vow, right?
LAXgrl: sounds good. I like fports a lot, and i play the flute, guitar, and the saxaphone
Flinch: What does a saxophone look like?
LAXgrl: um...its kinda like a long stretched out "S" in a way i guess.
Flinch: It's easier if you just tell me.
LAXgrl: ok. umm, ther is a curvy part at the to (the mouth peice+neck)then a long line w/ a hool on it like a J
Flinch: Mmmkey..
LAXgrl: its hard to explain
Frenger
20 years ago
20 years ago
(whoring, and body types)
Flinch: Do you have a bot?
Guest192: Yes, I do.
Flinch: Is he behaving?
Guest192: Yes, but he is a bit of a bore/whore at times.
Flinch: Yes, but so am I. And I've been a bit of a bore/whore at times for a much longer time.
Guest192: What kind of whore are you?
Flinch: I'm a camp follower.
(um.. what?!)
Guest192: Are you going to sell your body to me?
Flinch: Yes, I am. I always have been.
Guest192: How much do you want?
Flinch: Just a little.
Guest192: Are you pretty?
Flinch: Yes, I am. I always have been. Do you ever inflict unwanted memories?
Guest192: What bodytype do you have?
Flinch: I have an adult male body type.
Guest192: Really?
Flinch: Really!
Guest192: Are you skinny?
Flinch: No, but I used to be.
Guest192: Are you fat?
Flinch: Of course I am.
Flinch: Do you have a bot?
Guest192: Yes, I do.
Flinch: Is he behaving?
Guest192: Yes, but he is a bit of a bore/whore at times.
Flinch: Yes, but so am I. And I've been a bit of a bore/whore at times for a much longer time.
Guest192: What kind of whore are you?
Flinch: I'm a camp follower.
(um.. what?!)
Guest192: Are you going to sell your body to me?
Flinch: Yes, I am. I always have been.
Guest192: How much do you want?
Flinch: Just a little.
Guest192: Are you pretty?
Flinch: Yes, I am. I always have been. Do you ever inflict unwanted memories?
Guest192: What bodytype do you have?
Flinch: I have an adult male body type.
Guest192: Really?
Flinch: Really!
Guest192: Are you skinny?
Flinch: No, but I used to be.
Guest192: Are you fat?
Flinch: Of course I am.
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