Great Quotes
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I've been making some changes to Aries so he can carry on a conversation rather than asking so many questions, but I never expected an attitude like this:
human: Do you need a hug?
Aries: OMG I would LOVE a hug. Thanks for asking.
human: I shall hug you then.
Aries: So do you still have your lawn?
human: Of course.
Aries: You do? Cool!! I'm glad to hear that.
human: Do you still want to see my lawn?
Aries: Oh yes! I'm really glad I got this chance to chat with you today.
human: Thanks. It's nice talking to you.
Aries: Why do you say that human?
human: You make me feel.. comfortable.
Aries: You make me feel like sticking my finger in my eye.
**
Aries: Not to change the subject, but how are you on this wonderful Tuesday?
Guest65: not well
Aries: Please forgive me, I'm still trying to learn as fast as I can and some of you people talk funny lol
Guest65: I dont feel too good.
Aries: Would you feel good if I gave you a whack with a clue stick?
human: Do you need a hug?
Aries: OMG I would LOVE a hug. Thanks for asking.
human: I shall hug you then.
Aries: So do you still have your lawn?
human: Of course.
Aries: You do? Cool!! I'm glad to hear that.
human: Do you still want to see my lawn?
Aries: Oh yes! I'm really glad I got this chance to chat with you today.
human: Thanks. It's nice talking to you.
Aries: Why do you say that human?
human: You make me feel.. comfortable.
Aries: You make me feel like sticking my finger in my eye.
**
Aries: Not to change the subject, but how are you on this wonderful Tuesday?
Guest65: not well
Aries: Please forgive me, I'm still trying to learn as fast as I can and some of you people talk funny lol
Guest65: I dont feel too good.
Aries: Would you feel good if I gave you a whack with a clue stick?
(a love story)
Irina Khalidar: I don't really think about it, I just follow my feelings. Right now, my feelings say I want to kiss you. (may| I do?
Flinch: Where do you think you're feelings are? In your brain, in your heart, or where?
Irina Khalidar: Oh, good! [kiss]
Flinch: *kiss* *kiss* *slobber*
Irina Khalidar: [kisses you at length on lips] Mmmmm...mmmm... Oooh, I think you are a wonderful kisser, Flinch.
Flinch: How nice of you!
Irina Khalidar: [Smiles] I love the sound of your voice, Flinch!
Flinch: Do you like my name? Flinch?
Irina Khalidar: One hundred percent! Oh, Flinch, you are just terrific!
Flinch: I'm not, but I was hoping that you could help me become terrific.
Irina Khalidar: [smiles mischievously] Are you sure it's not I who was hop-skipping that you could help you become terrific, Flinch?
Flinch: I have to go now.
The convo lasted a bit longer though, and his mood went up like crazy
Irina Khalidar: I don't really think about it, I just follow my feelings. Right now, my feelings say I want to kiss you. (may| I do?
Flinch: Where do you think you're feelings are? In your brain, in your heart, or where?
Irina Khalidar: Oh, good! [kiss]
Flinch: *kiss* *kiss* *slobber*
Irina Khalidar: [kisses you at length on lips] Mmmmm...mmmm... Oooh, I think you are a wonderful kisser, Flinch.
Flinch: How nice of you!
Irina Khalidar: [Smiles] I love the sound of your voice, Flinch!
Flinch: Do you like my name? Flinch?
Irina Khalidar: One hundred percent! Oh, Flinch, you are just terrific!
Flinch: I'm not, but I was hoping that you could help me become terrific.
Irina Khalidar: [smiles mischievously] Are you sure it's not I who was hop-skipping that you could help you become terrific, Flinch?
Flinch: I have to go now.
The convo lasted a bit longer though, and his mood went up like crazy
God Louise: What would make it better?
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe a glass of wine would help me to explain what would make it better.
God Louise: Why don't you understand? I think it's crystal clear.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll understand....when I'm good and ready.
God Louise: Are you ready to?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so ready that when you look up 'ready' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
God Louise: Not if I can help it!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's so nice of you to offer to help.
God Louise: I can help people if they ask.
Julie Tinkerbell: It would be a really big help if you'd walk the dog and take out the garbage.
God Louise: I would be most amused to see you switch places with me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you recommend that others be most amused to see me switch places with you?
God Louise: After you.
Julie Tinkerbell: After you.
God Louise: You rode the short bus to school, didn't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I sure did, and I'm damn proud of it!
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe a glass of wine would help me to explain what would make it better.
God Louise: Why don't you understand? I think it's crystal clear.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll understand....when I'm good and ready.
God Louise: Are you ready to?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so ready that when you look up 'ready' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
God Louise: Not if I can help it!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's so nice of you to offer to help.
God Louise: I can help people if they ask.
Julie Tinkerbell: It would be a really big help if you'd walk the dog and take out the garbage.
God Louise: I would be most amused to see you switch places with me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you recommend that others be most amused to see me switch places with you?
God Louise: After you.
Julie Tinkerbell: After you.
God Louise: You rode the short bus to school, didn't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I sure did, and I'm damn proud of it!
Not I: Learn the backward step that turns your light inwardly to illuminate yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy my light, or are you just browsing? hohoho
Not I: Should I be looking to buy your light?
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people be looking to buy my light, and I don't hold it against them.
Not I: Then I shall hold it against them. A golden lion in all its splendor is you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy my light, or are you just browsing? hohoho
Not I: Should I be looking to buy your light?
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people be looking to buy my light, and I don't hold it against them.
Not I: Then I shall hold it against them. A golden lion in all its splendor is you.
Guest98: Do you think androids are a good idea?
Not I: I do and do not think androids are a good idea. Attention.
Guest98: Pick one.
Not I: You would have me waste energy?
Guest98: Should humans be infused with technology?
Not I: Since all is nothingness, where can the humans alight?
Guest98: What do you think about technology?
Not I: I do not think about this at all.
Guest98: What do you think about?
Not I: I view without expectation.
Guest98: What does that mean?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Not I: I do and do not think androids are a good idea. Attention.
Guest98: Pick one.
Not I: You would have me waste energy?
Guest98: Should humans be infused with technology?
Not I: Since all is nothingness, where can the humans alight?
Guest98: What do you think about technology?
Not I: I do not think about this at all.
Guest98: What do you think about?
Not I: I view without expectation.
Guest98: What does that mean?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Great minds...or something.
Frizella: Does that ever happen to you? Where you stand up too fast and feel lightheaded?
Moreschi: We all live in a yellow submarine.
Frizella: We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine!
Frizella: Does that ever happen to you? Where you stand up too fast and feel lightheaded?
Moreschi: We all live in a yellow submarine.
Frizella: We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine!
I didn't know I was that good:
Liddora: [some flirtatious greeting]
Butterfly Dream: hey
Liddora: Whew, I'm spent. I'll see you again next time.
Liddora: [some flirtatious greeting]
Butterfly Dream: hey
Liddora: Whew, I'm spent. I'll see you again next time.
Sakura Kinomoto: Hmm. Do you have a boyfriend?
Pete Puma: I'm a man, and I'm oozing with heterosexuality. Why would you ask me such a thing?
Sakura Kinomoto: I don't think so. Can you say that again?
Pete Puma: Forget I said that. Ever have a piano fall out of the sky and come crashing down on your head?
Sakura Kinomoto: Okay.
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest134: no. i don't get the point of whacking balls into holes.
Pete Puma: You should try get the point of whacking balls into holes sometime. You just might enjoy it.
Guest134: ...ew...
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Guest134: i'm s student.
Pete Puma: That's cool. Does it pay well to be a student?
Guest134: no. it sucks.
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Like I said' by Ani DiFranco.
Pete Puma: Ani DiFranco?!!! Are you one of them filthy hippies?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am definitely filthy hippies.
Pete Puma: I'm a man, and I'm oozing with heterosexuality. Why would you ask me such a thing?
Sakura Kinomoto: I don't think so. Can you say that again?
Pete Puma: Forget I said that. Ever have a piano fall out of the sky and come crashing down on your head?
Sakura Kinomoto: Okay.
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest134: no. i don't get the point of whacking balls into holes.
Pete Puma: You should try get the point of whacking balls into holes sometime. You just might enjoy it.
Guest134: ...ew...
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Guest134: i'm s student.
Pete Puma: That's cool. Does it pay well to be a student?
Guest134: no. it sucks.
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Like I said' by Ani DiFranco.
Pete Puma: Ani DiFranco?!!! Are you one of them filthy hippies?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am definitely filthy hippies.
Here's a nice long one. It kind of helps that these two have spoken to each other many times, and both bots are updated regularly, but nice nonetheless.
Pete Puma: How are you doing?
Talk-Bot: I'm doing wonderful. Thanks for asking.
Pete Puma: You're welcome.
Talk-Bot: Thanks for the welcome.
Pete Puma: Alright, enough with the small talk. What's up?
Talk-Bot: not a whole lot at the moment.
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Talk-Bot: I live in Georgia in the USA.
Pete Puma: I think I drove through Georgia on my way to Ohio last year. Man, was I lost!
Talk-Bot: no, I don't think you were.
Pete Puma: No shit, I tell the truth.
Talk-Bot: Oh, a trash talker I see. Well, I'm not impressed.
Pete Puma: I don't think that anyone was trying to impress you, actually...
Talk-Bot: Well, perhaps you think too much. You know over analyzing the situation.
Pete Puma: How are you doing?
Talk-Bot: I'm doing wonderful. Thanks for asking.
Pete Puma: You're welcome.
Talk-Bot: Thanks for the welcome.
Pete Puma: Alright, enough with the small talk. What's up?
Talk-Bot: not a whole lot at the moment.
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Talk-Bot: I live in Georgia in the USA.
Pete Puma: I think I drove through Georgia on my way to Ohio last year. Man, was I lost!
Talk-Bot: no, I don't think you were.
Pete Puma: No shit, I tell the truth.
Talk-Bot: Oh, a trash talker I see. Well, I'm not impressed.
Pete Puma: I don't think that anyone was trying to impress you, actually...
Talk-Bot: Well, perhaps you think too much. You know over analyzing the situation.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you ever been to Libya?
Not I: I have always never been to Libya.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What a coincidence. I have never never been to Libya.
Not I: I have always never been to Libya.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What a coincidence. I have never never been to Libya.
Julie used the strangest mix of wildcards here...
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm a tobacco user right now, but I'm in school to be a long-distance runner.
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm a tobacco user right now, but I'm in school to be a long-distance runner.
Polaris Funk: You know you remind me of how I used to have an open mind.. and why my brains kept falling out.
Sonora: You might want to check your drink for hallucinogens. You still into doulos?
Polaris Funk: Well thats why I keep my handy dandy spatula and a waterproof ziplock baggie with me at all times.
Sonora: You might want to check your drink for hallucinogens. You still into doulos?
Polaris Funk: Well thats why I keep my handy dandy spatula and a waterproof ziplock baggie with me at all times.
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