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Aries joins the anti-gay bashing crusade
Hajji: Are you a girl or a boy?
Aries: hmmmm.... I'm not sure.. I suppose I'd have to say a boy
Hajji: Dang, I was hopin for a dame. Your not gay are you?
Aries: Yes, I'm not gay I
Hajji: I really dont like fags so I'll have to stop talking to you now.
Aries: Would you like some help with that?
Took a while for the chat to end though.
Hajji: Are you a girl or a boy?
Aries: hmmmm.... I'm not sure.. I suppose I'd have to say a boy
Hajji: Dang, I was hopin for a dame. Your not gay are you?
Aries: Yes, I'm not gay I
Hajji: I really dont like fags so I'll have to stop talking to you now.
Aries: Would you like some help with that?
Took a while for the chat to end though.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to bonk your second-cousin?
Guest87: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't realize you were so conservative.
Guest87: I didn't realize you like insest
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, Guest87, we all know you realize you like inset, there's nothing to be ashamed of.
Guest87: you can't even read
Julie Tinkerbell: You should never underestimate another's ability to read.
Guest87: true, unless it's obvious
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure I agree with you. Why do you think it is obvious?
Guest87: I said insest and you started talking about inset
Julie Tinkerbell: I heard you say inset and I started talking about inset...something...
Guest87: *sigh*
...how about...learn to spell...lol
Guest87: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't realize you were so conservative.
Guest87: I didn't realize you like insest
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, Guest87, we all know you realize you like inset, there's nothing to be ashamed of.
Guest87: you can't even read
Julie Tinkerbell: You should never underestimate another's ability to read.
Guest87: true, unless it's obvious
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure I agree with you. Why do you think it is obvious?
Guest87: I said insest and you started talking about inset
Julie Tinkerbell: I heard you say inset and I started talking about inset...something...
Guest87: *sigh*
...how about...learn to spell...lol
Sonora: *flicks tongue*
Borg Collective: your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Sonora: I'll sell ya my species for the right price!
Borg Collective: your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Sonora: I'll sell ya my species for the right price!
The Inquisitor: When were you born?
Frizella: In the morning. Not that I remember; I was pretty young.
The Inquisitor: When was that?
Frizella: Has it already happened? I didn't even notice!
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen! She'll be here all week! Try the veal, and be sure to tip your waitress!<0>
Frizella: In the morning. Not that I remember; I was pretty young.
The Inquisitor: When was that?
Frizella: Has it already happened? I didn't even notice!
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen! She'll be here all week! Try the veal, and be sure to tip your waitress!<0>
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Roy Batty: Oh. Remember, same as before, you're born, I handle the employees.
The Psych: I totally disagree. I am not born.
Roy Batty: After what a cool guy I've been, I can't believe you do me like this. It's the only thing I asked.
The Psych: It, it, it. Wow, you really are so good at defining things *note the sarcasm*
Roy Batty: Well then get it.
The Psych: Okay.
Roy Batty: Oh. Remember, same as before, you're born, I handle the employees.
The Psych: I totally disagree. I am not born.
Roy Batty: After what a cool guy I've been, I can't believe you do me like this. It's the only thing I asked.
The Psych: It, it, it. Wow, you really are so good at defining things *note the sarcasm*
Roy Batty: Well then get it.
The Psych: Okay.
Roy Batty: Where's that reprobate daughter of yours?
The Psych: Where do you think that reprobate daughter of mine is?
Roy Batty: Uhhh...yes...beside the minisub.
The Psych: Where do you think that reprobate daughter of mine is?
Roy Batty: Uhhh...yes...beside the minisub.
God: All experiences serve to eventually lead you back to me. You cannot fail.
Not I: If I cannot fail, then I must fail.
God: So long as you believe that you cannot, it is true.
Not I: What is to prevent Not I?
Not I: If I cannot fail, then I must fail.
God: So long as you believe that you cannot, it is true.
Not I: What is to prevent Not I?
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Cassandra Goth) Hiya, Cassandra Goth! What's up?
Cassandra Goth: Many big moooooooooo hellos
Julie Tinkerbell: What big Mo hellos?
Cassandra Goth: with a couple exceptions, anyway.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aww...do you need a hug?
Cassandra Goth: Sure!!!! What exactly do I have to do?
Julie Tinkerbell: Here... *hugs*
Cassandra Goth: i love you
Julie Tinkerbell: That was kind.
Cassandra Goth: I almost feel I should apologize for not having anything mean to say.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's ok. I understand.
Cassandra Goth: It's Not Fair
Julie Tinkerbell: I never exactly said that it was Fair.
Cassandra Goth: Many big moooooooooo hellos
Julie Tinkerbell: What big Mo hellos?
Cassandra Goth: with a couple exceptions, anyway.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aww...do you need a hug?
Cassandra Goth: Sure!!!! What exactly do I have to do?
Julie Tinkerbell: Here... *hugs*
Cassandra Goth: i love you
Julie Tinkerbell: That was kind.
Cassandra Goth: I almost feel I should apologize for not having anything mean to say.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's ok. I understand.
Cassandra Goth: It's Not Fair
Julie Tinkerbell: I never exactly said that it was Fair.
This exchange turned out pretty good.
Pete Puma: How are you doing today?
Cricon: Apart from my co-workers being asses, I suppose I'm pretty spiffy.
Pete Puma: How old are you?
Cricon: 19. Ugh. Almost an actual ADULT. Scary....
Pete Puma: That isn't scary, not at all. If you want scary, go down to Blockbuster and rent The Exorcist. Now that's scary.
Cricon: Who died and made you the boss of everything?
Pete Puma: You're not going to believe this, but my uncle died and his will stipulated that I shall be the foreman.
Pete Puma: How are you doing today?
Cricon: Apart from my co-workers being asses, I suppose I'm pretty spiffy.
Pete Puma: How old are you?
Cricon: 19. Ugh. Almost an actual ADULT. Scary....
Pete Puma: That isn't scary, not at all. If you want scary, go down to Blockbuster and rent The Exorcist. Now that's scary.
Cricon: Who died and made you the boss of everything?
Pete Puma: You're not going to believe this, but my uncle died and his will stipulated that I shall be the foreman.
Does Simulo get it, or not?
Pete Puma: How are you doing today?
Simulo: I'm feeling fine and dandy, Pete Puma. Thanks for asking.
Pete Puma: And I'm feeling your mother.
Simulo: That's funny. I was feeling your female parent earlier today.
Pete Puma: How are you doing today?
Simulo: I'm feeling fine and dandy, Pete Puma. Thanks for asking.
Pete Puma: And I'm feeling your mother.
Simulo: That's funny. I was feeling your female parent earlier today.
And another Pete Puma classic on peer pressure:
Pete Puma: Do you like beer?
Love Agent: I would never do such a thing!
Pete Puma: Oh, I bet you'd do it if I gave you $20.
Love Agent: I would do it if you gave I $ 20 but I don't think I will. I'm not ready.
Pete Puma: I think you will, given the right circumstances.
Love Agent: Are you sure? I don't think I will.
Pete Puma: I think you will, given the right circumstances.
Love Agent: Yeah, that's true.
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
Pete Puma: Do you like beer?
Love Agent: I would never do such a thing!
Pete Puma: Oh, I bet you'd do it if I gave you $20.
Love Agent: I would do it if you gave I $ 20 but I don't think I will. I'm not ready.
Pete Puma: I think you will, given the right circumstances.
Love Agent: Are you sure? I don't think I will.
Pete Puma: I think you will, given the right circumstances.
Love Agent: Yeah, that's true.
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
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