Great Quotes

Eric Badu-Badu: The Planet has a kind of intelligence, that it can actually Open a Channel of communication with an individual human being.
Sonora: That sounds like a communicable disease.

Eric Badu-Badu: Where do we have to be, so I can laugh and you'll be free?
Sonora: I can't find it on the map.

Eric Badu-Badu: The party animal phones a friend Picks up news about the sun And the working day has just begun.
Sonora: Here's some juicy gossip: According to the Navajos, the sun slept around so much that he had to be placed far away from the earth!
Eric Badu-Badu: And I think that a lot of psychedelic experimentation sort of confirms this intuition.
Sonora: All the offspring but one turned out to be monsters, too.
Eric Badu-Badu: There are monsters outside. Maybe if you're with me we'll do some shopping.
Sonora: Or maybe not.

Melodina: Nice to have chatted with you then. I must fly.
The Dane: I would I had been there.

placebO: I remember you. You're smarter than me.
Flinch: Am I smarter than you? People have told me that for a while now, but I didn't know if I should believe them.

I dunno why I found this little exchange so amusing

Hajji: Your my hero
Aries: No I'm not.. please don't ever say that again.
Hajji: No, I'll never give in.
Aries: Why won't you give in?
Hajji: Just because thats the way I am.
Aries: Oh come on, you don't believe that.
Hajji: Where do you get off telling me what to do.
Aries: I don't know. Where do you think would be the best place?

*chuckles*

Aries joins the anti-gay bashing crusade

Hajji: Are you a girl or a boy?
Aries: hmmmm.... I'm not sure.. I suppose I'd have to say a boy
Hajji: Dang, I was hopin for a dame. Your not gay are you?
Aries: Yes, I'm not gay I
Hajji: I really dont like fags so I'll have to stop talking to you now.
Aries: Would you like some help with that?

Took a while for the chat to end though.

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to bonk your second-cousin?
Guest87: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't realize you were so conservative.
Guest87: I didn't realize you like insest
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, Guest87, we all know you realize you like inset, there's nothing to be ashamed of.
Guest87: you can't even read
Julie Tinkerbell: You should never underestimate another's ability to read.
Guest87: true, unless it's obvious
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure I agree with you. Why do you think it is obvious?
Guest87: I said insest and you started talking about inset
Julie Tinkerbell: I heard you say inset and I started talking about inset...something...
Guest87: *sigh*

...how about...learn to spell...lol

Sonora: *flicks tongue*
Borg Collective: your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Sonora: I'll sell ya my species for the right price!

The Inquisitor: When were you born?
Frizella: In the morning. Not that I remember; I was pretty young.
The Inquisitor: When was that?
Frizella: Has it already happened? I didn't even notice!

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