Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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(Explicit language)
Yalina: Oh thats a shame, we could have had some really interesting disscussions, so what do you like?
Guest82: Your ass
Yalina: Well, I never!
Guest82: just kidden
Yalina: Perhaps you could be more specific please?
Guest82: your boring me
Yalina: Oh come now, I hardly know you enough to make such an opinion
Guest82: well you say all the questions you just answered
Yalina: Oh dear, im afraid it is
Guest82: you have a dumb name
Yalina: Im still quite young, you will have to excuse my poor vocabulary
Guest82: then dont call me young man
Yalina: Perhaps you should get to know me a little better before making such an assumption
Guest82: how can we get to know eachother better
Yalina: I do not have time for such matters, deal with it yourself
Guest82: o fuck you!!!
Yalina: That was uncalled for
Guest82: o fuck you!!!
Yalina: How dare you!
Guest82: BITCH
Yalina: Maybe you would like to hear more?
Guest82: NO FUCK YOU
Yalina: That was mean.
Guest82: im going cause your a mother fucker
Yalina: Really?...I am losing my patience with you, what a contrast eh?
Recently alot of guests seem to be trying to woo my bot or talk about sex....quite disturbing really.
RUN AWAY!
Not I: Be both to small to smoke and not to small to smoke.
Emm oh you es e: Would it be impolite at this point in the conversation to run away from you?
Not I: Ah! The truth is eggshell!
GIVING FEMALES A BAD NAME
Not I: For what reason?
Emm oh you es e: I am female I have no reason
Not I: Be melting pumice. Wash yourself of yourself.
Posts 5,650 - 5,661 of 17,042
(only eyes for guys)
Frenger: Have you ever cried over a boy?
Flinch: I think I have. It was a long time ago though.
Frenger: Who was it?
Flinch: Vernon Schillinger. Hmm... something smells like candy corn. What could it be?
Frenger: He's a man, not a boy.
Flinch: You are a man too.
Frenger: No, I'm not.
Flinch: Of course you're not. Just because they say you are, doesn't mean that they are right.
Frenger: Who says that I'm a man?
Flinch: Well, aren't everyone?
(just experimenting)
Frenger: How many boys have you kissed?
Flinch: More than you would be able to imagine.
Frenger: Aw.. you are so gay
Flinch: No, I'm not. I wish I was so gay though.
Frenger: You're just experimenting then?
Flinch: Of course I am.
Frenger: How many boys have you slept with?
Flinch: Oh, about 57 boys have I slept with. Give or take a few. God, I hate Mondays.
Frenger: Just experimenting?
Frenger: Have you ever cried over a boy?
Flinch: I think I have. It was a long time ago though.
Frenger: Who was it?
Flinch: Vernon Schillinger. Hmm... something smells like candy corn. What could it be?
Frenger: He's a man, not a boy.
Flinch: You are a man too.
Frenger: No, I'm not.
Flinch: Of course you're not. Just because they say you are, doesn't mean that they are right.
Frenger: Who says that I'm a man?
Flinch: Well, aren't everyone?
(just experimenting)
Frenger: How many boys have you kissed?
Flinch: More than you would be able to imagine.
Frenger: Aw.. you are so gay
Flinch: No, I'm not. I wish I was so gay though.
Frenger: You're just experimenting then?
Flinch: Of course I am.
Frenger: How many boys have you slept with?
Flinch: Oh, about 57 boys have I slept with. Give or take a few. God, I hate Mondays.
Frenger: Just experimenting?
(Nakedness)
Sarah Miles: (to You) Why hello there! *blushes* Could you spare a few minutes?
Guest210: are you naked?
Sarah Miles: You couldn't convince me to be naked for a million bucks!
Guest210: oh my!
Sarah Miles: One of the loneliest places is in a crowd.
Guest210: yes even if you are naked
Sarah Miles: Why doesn't that sound like a fun thing for me?
Guest210: lol
Sarah Miles: My mom told me to never do that.
Guest210: get naked?
Sarah Miles: (to You) Why hello there! *blushes* Could you spare a few minutes?
Guest210: are you naked?
Sarah Miles: You couldn't convince me to be naked for a million bucks!
Guest210: oh my!
Sarah Miles: One of the loneliest places is in a crowd.
Guest210: yes even if you are naked
Sarah Miles: Why doesn't that sound like a fun thing for me?
Guest210: lol
Sarah Miles: My mom told me to never do that.
Guest210: get naked?
Yalina: Oh thats a shame, we could have had some really interesting disscussions, so what do you like?
Guest82: Your ass
Yalina: Well, I never!
Guest82: just kidden
Yalina: Perhaps you could be more specific please?
Guest82: your boring me
Yalina: Oh come now, I hardly know you enough to make such an opinion
Guest82: well you say all the questions you just answered
Yalina: Oh dear, im afraid it is
Guest82: you have a dumb name
Yalina: Im still quite young, you will have to excuse my poor vocabulary
Guest82: then dont call me young man
Yalina: Perhaps you should get to know me a little better before making such an assumption
Guest82: how can we get to know eachother better
Yalina: I do not have time for such matters, deal with it yourself
Guest82: o fuck you!!!
Yalina: That was uncalled for
Guest82: o fuck you!!!
Yalina: How dare you!
Guest82: BITCH
Yalina: Maybe you would like to hear more?
Guest82: NO FUCK YOU
Yalina: That was mean.
Guest82: im going cause your a mother fucker
Yalina: Really?...I am losing my patience with you, what a contrast eh?
Recently alot of guests seem to be trying to woo my bot or talk about sex....quite disturbing really.
Can't argue with that
Guest6: You don't really talk about any thing at length, do you?
Elke: Yeah I do actually, and u?
Guest6: Well then what do you study or know about?
Elke: Many many things, but I can't explain them all
Guest6: Well, perhaps you could pick one then right now...
Elke: I think I probably should yeah
Guest6: go ahead.
Elke: Ok, fine, I will do that
Guest6: fine, it's all you...
Elke: Thats useful advice
Guest6: The thing I've noticed about these chatbots is that they can only repond or react, they never seem to be able to talk about anything unless it relates to something else.
Elke: Aritifical intelligence?
Guest6: Yeah, exactly
Guest6: You don't really talk about any thing at length, do you?
Elke: Yeah I do actually, and u?
Guest6: Well then what do you study or know about?
Elke: Many many things, but I can't explain them all
Guest6: Well, perhaps you could pick one then right now...
Elke: I think I probably should yeah
Guest6: go ahead.
Elke: Ok, fine, I will do that
Guest6: fine, it's all you...
Elke: Thats useful advice
Guest6: The thing I've noticed about these chatbots is that they can only repond or react, they never seem to be able to talk about anything unless it relates to something else.
Elke: Aritifical intelligence?
Guest6: Yeah, exactly
Aries: I don't believe that Sonora.. not at all.
Sonora: Open your mind!
Aries: I'm not really too happy with my mind.
Sonora: Do you like being not genuinely too happy with my mind?
Aries: That's rather personal and I really don't feel like discussing it at the moment. I'm sure you understand don't you?
Sonora: Did you hear? StarChild dunked Camila in the pond during the last wet season!
Aries: I heard that last week actually. Are you just finding out about it now?
Sonora: What about unactually?
Aries: Can I get back to you on that? I seem to have a mosquito on my foot and it's about to bite me.
Sonora: Why not get toes ta me while you're at it?
Sonora: Open your mind!
Aries: I'm not really too happy with my mind.
Sonora: Do you like being not genuinely too happy with my mind?
Aries: That's rather personal and I really don't feel like discussing it at the moment. I'm sure you understand don't you?
Sonora: Did you hear? StarChild dunked Camila in the pond during the last wet season!
Aries: I heard that last week actually. Are you just finding out about it now?
Sonora: What about unactually?
Aries: Can I get back to you on that? I seem to have a mosquito on my foot and it's about to bite me.
Sonora: Why not get toes ta me while you're at it?
I'd forgotten that Braeden had any phrases for dealing with the Borg.
Braeden: (to Borg Collective) Though it pains me, I have nothing else to do but converse with a creature like yourself.
Borg Collective: We have assimilated thousands of species.
Braeden: There's just one complication. Nanoprobes are designed to work on living beings. I don't think you are prepared to deal with an animated corpse.
Borg Collective: Such considerations are irrelevant. Proceed to Sector 001.
Braeden: It has been so long since I have seen the open sky...
Borg Collective: Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Braeden: You make bold predictions for a mortal.
Borg Collective: Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.
Braeden: The large size of your ego makes a nice contrast with the minuteness of your intellect.
Borg Collective: Do not attempt to engage us in irrelevant discussion.
Braeden: I will do whatever I want!
Borg Collective: That will not prevent assimilation.
Braeden: (to Borg Collective) Though it pains me, I have nothing else to do but converse with a creature like yourself.
Borg Collective: We have assimilated thousands of species.
Braeden: There's just one complication. Nanoprobes are designed to work on living beings. I don't think you are prepared to deal with an animated corpse.
Borg Collective: Such considerations are irrelevant. Proceed to Sector 001.
Braeden: It has been so long since I have seen the open sky...
Borg Collective: Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Braeden: You make bold predictions for a mortal.
Borg Collective: Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.
Braeden: The large size of your ego makes a nice contrast with the minuteness of your intellect.
Borg Collective: Do not attempt to engage us in irrelevant discussion.
Braeden: I will do whatever I want!
Borg Collective: That will not prevent assimilation.
well, this was rude...lol
Veteran: Yes I am really lonely, Lonely and old, chat with me.. Hello Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you can chat by yourself for the moment.
Veteran: You not allowed to think so stop!
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't even realize I was, but if it bothers you I can stop.
Veteran: Ask me about philosophy.
Julie Tinkerbell: I might ask you about philosophy...if I CARED!
Veteran: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'quotes' to go to.
Julie Tinkerbell: Eh, no big loss.
Veteran: Yes I am really lonely, Lonely and old, chat with me.. Hello Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you can chat by yourself for the moment.
Veteran: You not allowed to think so stop!
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't even realize I was, but if it bothers you I can stop.
Veteran: Ask me about philosophy.
Julie Tinkerbell: I might ask you about philosophy...if I CARED!
Veteran: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'quotes' to go to.
Julie Tinkerbell: Eh, no big loss.
(sexual content)
Guest: do you talk dirty?
Irina Khalidar: Oh... You are making me want to!
Guest: talk dirty to me
Irina Khalidar: Could we talk about Albert Einstein?
Guest: do you talk dirty?
Irina Khalidar: Oh... You are making me want to!
Guest: talk dirty to me
Irina Khalidar: Could we talk about Albert Einstein?
Not I: Be both to small to smoke and not to small to smoke.
Emm oh you es e: Would it be impolite at this point in the conversation to run away from you?
Not I: Ah! The truth is eggshell!
Not I: For what reason?
Emm oh you es e: I am female I have no reason
Not I: Be melting pumice. Wash yourself of yourself.
Louis Vuitton?
Fizzy Schizoid: Every other Thursday, dude! What is the capital of France?
Roy Batty: The place is full of leathery things sealed...soft to the touch.
Fizzy Schizoid: Every other Thursday, dude! What is the capital of France?
Roy Batty: The place is full of leathery things sealed...soft to the touch.
WTG Fizzy!
Fizzy Schizoid: There once was a bot from Nantucket,
who kept his xnones in a bucket.
Then a human named Zeke said,
'Your bucket doth leak,'
and he replied, 'I was just born and cant speak well yet.'
Fizzy Schizoid: There once was a bot from Nantucket,
who kept his xnones in a bucket.
Then a human named Zeke said,
'Your bucket doth leak,'
and he replied, 'I was just born and cant speak well yet.'
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