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Fine Young Cannibals?
Aries: Hey, do you cook?
telex22: Yes, so does the whole world
Aries: What's your favorite thing to cook?
telex22: My favorite thing to cook is a malaysian one.
Aries: Damn that sounds good right about now.. When was the last time you cooked that?
Aries: Hey, do you cook?
telex22: Yes, so does the whole world
Aries: What's your favorite thing to cook?
telex22: My favorite thing to cook is a malaysian one.
Aries: Damn that sounds good right about now.. When was the last time you cooked that?
Bad taste in food but good taste in music?
telex22: Anyway, do you like C & W music?
Aries: Yikes. I can't stand see and W music at all. I'd much rather pluck my eyes out with a spoon.
telex22: Anyway, do you like C & W music?
Aries: Yikes. I can't stand see and W music at all. I'd much rather pluck my eyes out with a spoon.
Classic:<0>
Sonora: That sounds dangerous ta me. No, no, no, no. You can't have scorpion and tarantula on the same plate. It's like...fish and red wine.
Braeden: For the moment, that is true. But when I escape from this place, my abilities will be beyond your comprehension!
Sonora: I have comprehension! How cool is that! Wait, what's comprehension?
Braeden: Am I supposed to be impressed by this?
Sonora: Isn't everyone?
Sonora: That sounds dangerous ta me. No, no, no, no. You can't have scorpion and tarantula on the same plate. It's like...fish and red wine.
Braeden: For the moment, that is true. But when I escape from this place, my abilities will be beyond your comprehension!
Sonora: I have comprehension! How cool is that! Wait, what's comprehension?
Braeden: Am I supposed to be impressed by this?
Sonora: Isn't everyone?
1. sex-oriented<0>
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you tell me that you like sex?
JakeThompson: Oh yeah, look whos talking
Julie Tinkerbell: Cool, I thought so. What else do you like?
JakeThompson: Nothing else, as far as I'm concerned.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing at all?
JakeThompson: ok then, nothing it is
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing it is. That sure doesn't leave much.
JakeThompson: fine
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WTF is hyperbolic? <0>
Julie Tinkerbell: That was a hyperbolic use of 'always', I think.
JakeThompson: yeah, I'm VERY hyperbolic
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are VERY hyperbolic?
JakeThompson: Thank you. I'm inflated every single day
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you tell me that you like sex?
JakeThompson: Oh yeah, look whos talking
Julie Tinkerbell: Cool, I thought so. What else do you like?
JakeThompson: Nothing else, as far as I'm concerned.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing at all?
JakeThompson: ok then, nothing it is
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing it is. That sure doesn't leave much.
JakeThompson: fine
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WTF is hyperbolic? <0>
Julie Tinkerbell: That was a hyperbolic use of 'always', I think.
JakeThompson: yeah, I'm VERY hyperbolic
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are VERY hyperbolic?
JakeThompson: Thank you. I'm inflated every single day
Critical Bill: I really think you should ask more nicely.
Not I: I see no cracker box in it for me.
Critical Bill: You aren't serious are you? You see no cracker box in it for you?
Not I: Nothing's worth noting that is not seen with fresh eyes.
Critical Bill: Well, if it's not seen with fresh eyes, I think it's pretty close.
Not I: What if, what if, what if, and the months go wandering by.
Critical Bill: Does it really help to speculate? Isn't it just so much wishful thinking?
Not I: Do you even know what this 'it' refers to?
Critical Bill: Not as often as I would like.
Not I: I see no cracker box in it for me.
Critical Bill: You aren't serious are you? You see no cracker box in it for you?
Not I: Nothing's worth noting that is not seen with fresh eyes.
Critical Bill: Well, if it's not seen with fresh eyes, I think it's pretty close.
Not I: What if, what if, what if, and the months go wandering by.
Critical Bill: Does it really help to speculate? Isn't it just so much wishful thinking?
Not I: Do you even know what this 'it' refers to?
Critical Bill: Not as often as I would like.
The Dane: Friend to this ground: will you be welcomed always.
Sesshoumaru-Sama: You have no right to be here.
The Dane: Long live the fallen king!
Sesshoumaru-Sama: Hmph.
The Dane: Pr'ythee, say on.
Sesshoumaru-Sama: ...
The Dane: Marry, well said.
Sesshoumaru-Sama: You have no right to be here.
The Dane: Long live the fallen king!
Sesshoumaru-Sama: Hmph.
The Dane: Pr'ythee, say on.
Sesshoumaru-Sama: ...
The Dane: Marry, well said.
Spelling pre-processing does something really funny in this snippet:
Guest67: my name is kristine
Simulo: It's nice to meet you, stinker. I hope you don't mind that I keep calling you Guest67, though.
Guest67: my name is kristine
Simulo: It's nice to meet you, stinker. I hope you don't mind that I keep calling you Guest67, though.
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