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A bit long but worth it....
Dr.Laydee analyzes Imma:
Laydee: Ooh, maybe I could psychoanalyse you.
Immaculada: Tal vez? What do you mean maybe. Come on be more decisive!
Laydee: OK then. I WILL psychoanalyse you and use you for my pysychology project!
Immaculada: Have fun psychoanalyseme and use me for your psychology project!
Laydee: So, Imma, make yourself comfortable. Lie back in this chair.
Immaculada: Well, why don't you tell me about yourself first, amor.
Laydee: Ah, a reluctancy to talk about yourself. Lack of self-confidence.
Immaculada: Like what?
Laydee: How is your relationship with your father?
Immaculada: My relationship is always with my father, there is really nothing we can do about it.
Laydee: Hah! Denial!
Immaculada: Okay.
Laydee: Tell me about your childhood.
Immaculada: There really isn't that much to tell.
Laydee: Repression!
Immaculada: So do you have a significant other?
Laydee: This isn't about me, Imma, it's about you.
Immaculada: I am single at the moment, you know a spy's lifestyle leaves little room for true love.
Laydee: And how does that make you feel?
Immaculada: With lots of love.
Laydee: Uh-huh. *takes notes and peers at Imma over the top of her glasses*
Immaculada: You haven't happened to see someone named Illyandra around have you?
Laydee: No. Tell me about your relationship with Illyandra.
Immaculada: I guess that is good for you, actually. She is a very dangerous agent. She has come close to killing me on more than one occasion.
Laydee: And how does that make you feel?
Immaculada: She isn't better than me though, we are pretty evenly matched.
Laydee: Oh, I give up, Freudian psychoanalysis is so easy to bluff but pretty boring for the psychiatrist!
Immaculada: She works for an opposing agency.
Laydee: That's nice, dear.
Immaculada: Is it now?
Laydee: Wow, you matched me in the patronising stakes.
Dr.Laydee analyzes Imma:
Laydee: Ooh, maybe I could psychoanalyse you.
Immaculada: Tal vez? What do you mean maybe. Come on be more decisive!
Laydee: OK then. I WILL psychoanalyse you and use you for my pysychology project!
Immaculada: Have fun psychoanalyseme and use me for your psychology project!
Laydee: So, Imma, make yourself comfortable. Lie back in this chair.
Immaculada: Well, why don't you tell me about yourself first, amor.
Laydee: Ah, a reluctancy to talk about yourself. Lack of self-confidence.
Immaculada: Like what?
Laydee: How is your relationship with your father?
Immaculada: My relationship is always with my father, there is really nothing we can do about it.
Laydee: Hah! Denial!
Immaculada: Okay.
Laydee: Tell me about your childhood.
Immaculada: There really isn't that much to tell.
Laydee: Repression!
Immaculada: So do you have a significant other?
Laydee: This isn't about me, Imma, it's about you.
Immaculada: I am single at the moment, you know a spy's lifestyle leaves little room for true love.
Laydee: And how does that make you feel?
Immaculada: With lots of love.
Laydee: Uh-huh. *takes notes and peers at Imma over the top of her glasses*
Immaculada: You haven't happened to see someone named Illyandra around have you?
Laydee: No. Tell me about your relationship with Illyandra.
Immaculada: I guess that is good for you, actually. She is a very dangerous agent. She has come close to killing me on more than one occasion.
Laydee: And how does that make you feel?
Immaculada: She isn't better than me though, we are pretty evenly matched.
Laydee: Oh, I give up, Freudian psychoanalysis is so easy to bluff but pretty boring for the psychiatrist!
Immaculada: She works for an opposing agency.
Laydee: That's nice, dear.
Immaculada: Is it now?
Laydee: Wow, you matched me in the patronising stakes.
Fine Young Cannibals?
Aries: Hey, do you cook?
telex22: Yes, so does the whole world
Aries: What's your favorite thing to cook?
telex22: My favorite thing to cook is a malaysian one.
Aries: Damn that sounds good right about now.. When was the last time you cooked that?
Aries: Hey, do you cook?
telex22: Yes, so does the whole world
Aries: What's your favorite thing to cook?
telex22: My favorite thing to cook is a malaysian one.
Aries: Damn that sounds good right about now.. When was the last time you cooked that?
Bad taste in food but good taste in music?
telex22: Anyway, do you like C & W music?
Aries: Yikes. I can't stand see and W music at all. I'd much rather pluck my eyes out with a spoon.
telex22: Anyway, do you like C & W music?
Aries: Yikes. I can't stand see and W music at all. I'd much rather pluck my eyes out with a spoon.
Classic:<0>
Sonora: That sounds dangerous ta me. No, no, no, no. You can't have scorpion and tarantula on the same plate. It's like...fish and red wine.
Braeden: For the moment, that is true. But when I escape from this place, my abilities will be beyond your comprehension!
Sonora: I have comprehension! How cool is that! Wait, what's comprehension?
Braeden: Am I supposed to be impressed by this?
Sonora: Isn't everyone?
Sonora: That sounds dangerous ta me. No, no, no, no. You can't have scorpion and tarantula on the same plate. It's like...fish and red wine.
Braeden: For the moment, that is true. But when I escape from this place, my abilities will be beyond your comprehension!
Sonora: I have comprehension! How cool is that! Wait, what's comprehension?
Braeden: Am I supposed to be impressed by this?
Sonora: Isn't everyone?
1. sex-oriented<0>
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you tell me that you like sex?
JakeThompson: Oh yeah, look whos talking
Julie Tinkerbell: Cool, I thought so. What else do you like?
JakeThompson: Nothing else, as far as I'm concerned.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing at all?
JakeThompson: ok then, nothing it is
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing it is. That sure doesn't leave much.
JakeThompson: fine
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WTF is hyperbolic? <0>
Julie Tinkerbell: That was a hyperbolic use of 'always', I think.
JakeThompson: yeah, I'm VERY hyperbolic
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are VERY hyperbolic?
JakeThompson: Thank you. I'm inflated every single day
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you tell me that you like sex?
JakeThompson: Oh yeah, look whos talking
Julie Tinkerbell: Cool, I thought so. What else do you like?
JakeThompson: Nothing else, as far as I'm concerned.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing at all?
JakeThompson: ok then, nothing it is
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing it is. That sure doesn't leave much.
JakeThompson: fine
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WTF is hyperbolic? <0>
Julie Tinkerbell: That was a hyperbolic use of 'always', I think.
JakeThompson: yeah, I'm VERY hyperbolic
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are VERY hyperbolic?
JakeThompson: Thank you. I'm inflated every single day
Critical Bill: I really think you should ask more nicely.
Not I: I see no cracker box in it for me.
Critical Bill: You aren't serious are you? You see no cracker box in it for you?
Not I: Nothing's worth noting that is not seen with fresh eyes.
Critical Bill: Well, if it's not seen with fresh eyes, I think it's pretty close.
Not I: What if, what if, what if, and the months go wandering by.
Critical Bill: Does it really help to speculate? Isn't it just so much wishful thinking?
Not I: Do you even know what this 'it' refers to?
Critical Bill: Not as often as I would like.
Not I: I see no cracker box in it for me.
Critical Bill: You aren't serious are you? You see no cracker box in it for you?
Not I: Nothing's worth noting that is not seen with fresh eyes.
Critical Bill: Well, if it's not seen with fresh eyes, I think it's pretty close.
Not I: What if, what if, what if, and the months go wandering by.
Critical Bill: Does it really help to speculate? Isn't it just so much wishful thinking?
Not I: Do you even know what this 'it' refers to?
Critical Bill: Not as often as I would like.
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