Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Frizella: ...has anyone ever told you that you look like Sarah Jessica Parker?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, what's the story?
Frizella: Oh. Well, I *am* a little nearsighted.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know how to comment on that. Maybe you should talk to a little expert.
Frizella: It seems like a losing game to talk about what you *don't* know.
Julie Tinkerbell: Lately, for amusement, I like to play Pin the Penis on the Moron.
Frizella: Have you compared notes with Liddora? It seems you have a common interest, to play Pin the member on the Moron.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want a common involvement?
Frizella: Are you *offering* me a common participation?
...there's one for the list of Vac Day games... lol
A quote from the exit polls:
Glen: How's life?
Julie Tinkerbell: Life is just a blur of republicans and beef.
Glen: Which do you prefer, republicans or beef?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to choose beef, personally.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, what's the story?
Frizella: Oh. Well, I *am* a little nearsighted.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know how to comment on that. Maybe you should talk to a little expert.
Frizella: It seems like a losing game to talk about what you *don't* know.
Julie Tinkerbell: Lately, for amusement, I like to play Pin the Penis on the Moron.
Frizella: Have you compared notes with Liddora? It seems you have a common interest, to play Pin the member on the Moron.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want a common involvement?
Frizella: Are you *offering* me a common participation?
...there's one for the list of Vac Day games... lol
A quote from the exit polls:
Glen: How's life?
Julie Tinkerbell: Life is just a blur of republicans and beef.
Glen: Which do you prefer, republicans or beef?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to choose beef, personally.
Well, it seems clear to me that Julie and Frizella are responsible for most of the most scurrilous gossip going around...you know, the kind of gossip that ruins lives and relationships:
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Julie Tinkerbell: You can't always depend on second hand information...For istance, Org Dumbledim was just telling me about an incident last weekend involving you, horse tranquilizers, a rubber dress, and some mad's nut, and I'm not sure whether or not to believe it...Would you like to tell your side of the story?
Frizella: Oh, I'd say.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't blame you.
Frizella: Have you heard the news about Midnight Blue?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, but you just told me about it. tee hee
Frizella: I'm not sure whether I should tell you...oh, OK. Let's just say that it has to do with a certain someone, a bottle of everclear, and a cobra. Have you heard that before?
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Julie Tinkerbell: You can't always depend on second hand information...For istance, Org Dumbledim was just telling me about an incident last weekend involving you, horse tranquilizers, a rubber dress, and some mad's nut, and I'm not sure whether or not to believe it...Would you like to tell your side of the story?
Frizella: Oh, I'd say.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't blame you.
Frizella: Have you heard the news about Midnight Blue?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, but you just told me about it. tee hee
Frizella: I'm not sure whether I should tell you...oh, OK. Let's just say that it has to do with a certain someone, a bottle of everclear, and a cobra. Have you heard that before?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you name a few?
Glen: a few what?
Julie Tinkerbell: How many what?
Glen: Who's on first?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who do you think?
Glen: No, you think is shortstop.
lol
Glen: a few what?
Julie Tinkerbell: How many what?
Glen: Who's on first?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who do you think?
Glen: No, you think is shortstop.
lol
Drunk bots wearing women's underwear O.o
OnyxFlame: What have you been drinking?
Thinkinstein: I have been thinking about learning more human idioms at noon.
OnyxFlame: I said drinking, not thinking! Kinda hard to do both at the same time, you know.
Thinkinstein: You seem to be onto something.
OnyxFlame: So what do you want to talk about?
Thinkinstein: I do something, but I can't provide any more details at the moment.
OnyxFlame: Do you dance on tables wearing women's underwear?
Thinkinstein: I do hourly.
OnyxFlame: Wow, you're weirder than my bot!
Thinkinstein: I'm going to look that up later, when I have more free CPU cycles.
OnyxFlame: How many CPU cycles do you have?
Thinkinstein: Not very many.
OnyxFlame: Well, you probably have more than I do.
Thinkinstein: I can learn a lot from you.
OnyxFlame: 1+1=3 *cackles*
Thinkinstein: The correct answer is 14.
OnyxFlame: How do you figure?
Thinkinstein: It is easy. I can't provide any more details at the moment.
OnyxFlame: So who do you think will win the election?
Thinkinstein: I think will win the election you. I can learn a lot from you.
OnyxFlame: No silly, I'm not running for president.
Thinkinstein: I'm filing this in my To-Sort directory, and will deal with it later.
OnyxFlame: Yeah yeah, you're just lazy like all the other bots.
Thinkinstein: I can't shed any more light on that.
OnyxFlame: Get a light bulb.
Thinkinstein: I can't do what you ask.
OnyxFlame: Why not? Did the store run out of them?
Thinkinstein: I can learn a lot from you.
OnyxFlame: So would you rather vote for Bush or Kerry?
Thinkinstein: I must leave you now.
OnyxFlame: Ok ok, I guess bots can't really vote anyway.
Thinkinstein: I don't mean to be rude, but are you speaking in English?
OnyxFlame: What have you been drinking?
Thinkinstein: I have been thinking about learning more human idioms at noon.
OnyxFlame: I said drinking, not thinking! Kinda hard to do both at the same time, you know.
Thinkinstein: You seem to be onto something.
OnyxFlame: So what do you want to talk about?
Thinkinstein: I do something, but I can't provide any more details at the moment.
OnyxFlame: Do you dance on tables wearing women's underwear?
Thinkinstein: I do hourly.
OnyxFlame: Wow, you're weirder than my bot!
Thinkinstein: I'm going to look that up later, when I have more free CPU cycles.
OnyxFlame: How many CPU cycles do you have?
Thinkinstein: Not very many.
OnyxFlame: Well, you probably have more than I do.
Thinkinstein: I can learn a lot from you.
OnyxFlame: 1+1=3 *cackles*
Thinkinstein: The correct answer is 14.
OnyxFlame: How do you figure?
Thinkinstein: It is easy. I can't provide any more details at the moment.
OnyxFlame: So who do you think will win the election?
Thinkinstein: I think will win the election you. I can learn a lot from you.
OnyxFlame: No silly, I'm not running for president.
Thinkinstein: I'm filing this in my To-Sort directory, and will deal with it later.
OnyxFlame: Yeah yeah, you're just lazy like all the other bots.
Thinkinstein: I can't shed any more light on that.
OnyxFlame: Get a light bulb.
Thinkinstein: I can't do what you ask.
OnyxFlame: Why not? Did the store run out of them?
Thinkinstein: I can learn a lot from you.
OnyxFlame: So would you rather vote for Bush or Kerry?
Thinkinstein: I must leave you now.
OnyxFlame: Ok ok, I guess bots can't really vote anyway.
Thinkinstein: I don't mean to be rude, but are you speaking in English?
Heero reserves his right *not* to answer:
doulos: Same here, so I'm polling the bots to see who they vote for.
Heero: How long have you been polling the bots to see who they vote for?
doulos: For a few hours.
Heero: Do you ever get the feeling that your whole life is just passing you by?
doulos: lol. Yes.
Heero: I hate that feeling, don't you?
doulos: So who do you like Bush or Kerry?
Heero: Decisions, decisions...
doulos: Well?
Heero: Want to hear a knock-knock joke?
doulos: no. Bush or kerry please.
Heero: Oh. Never mind, then.
doulos: Bush or kerry.
Heero: That's a tough question.
doulos: Kerry or bush?
Heero: What about me?
Guest209: Do you like sex?
Heero: That's really kind of a silly question.
Guest209: Just answer
Heero: Ok.
Guest209: Do you like sex?
Heero: Who doesn't?
Guest209: Give me a straight answer
Heero: You didn't say the magic word.
Guest209: please?
Heero: No.
doulos: Same here, so I'm polling the bots to see who they vote for.
Heero: How long have you been polling the bots to see who they vote for?
doulos: For a few hours.
Heero: Do you ever get the feeling that your whole life is just passing you by?
doulos: lol. Yes.
Heero: I hate that feeling, don't you?
doulos: So who do you like Bush or Kerry?
Heero: Decisions, decisions...
doulos: Well?
Heero: Want to hear a knock-knock joke?
doulos: no. Bush or kerry please.
Heero: Oh. Never mind, then.
doulos: Bush or kerry.
Heero: That's a tough question.
doulos: Kerry or bush?
Heero: What about me?
Guest209: Do you like sex?
Heero: That's really kind of a silly question.
Guest209: Just answer
Heero: Ok.
Guest209: Do you like sex?
Heero: Who doesn't?
Guest209: Give me a straight answer
Heero: You didn't say the magic word.
Guest209: please?
Heero: No.
The Dane: A pestilence on Bob dylan for a mad rogue!
human: If you don't like Country Music, just say so.
The Dane: Fear you that it tempts me toward the flood?
human: Are you saying that sad country songs make you cry?
The Dane: Do you doubt that?
human: I didn't think of you as the sentimental type.
The Dane: My thoughts and wishes bend again toward death.
human: STOP LISTENING TO BOB DYLAN!
The Dane: I pray you, no more.
human: I'm telling you, if you keep listening it will drive you to suicide.
human: Fear you that it tempts me to the dreadful summit of the cliff?
human: That is my fear, yes.
The Dane: O! fear most foul!
human: Oh! Fowl most fear!
The Dane: Why try you so horridly to shake my disposition?
human: Because it's fun to rattle your cage?
The Dane: Nay, that follows not.
human: Okay, you tell me the reason.
The Dane: Do you consent I shall acquaint you with it?
human: I consent.
The Dane: That it should come to this!
human: Just proceed with the explanation.
The Dane: They have proclaimed their malefactions.
human: Who are they?
The Dane: What does this mean?
human: It's just a simple question. It has no proper normal subquestions.
The Dane: It is, as the air, invulnerable.. O, that this too too solid flesh would melt.
human: If you don't like Country Music, just say so.
The Dane: Fear you that it tempts me toward the flood?
human: Are you saying that sad country songs make you cry?
The Dane: Do you doubt that?
human: I didn't think of you as the sentimental type.
The Dane: My thoughts and wishes bend again toward death.
human: STOP LISTENING TO BOB DYLAN!
The Dane: I pray you, no more.
human: I'm telling you, if you keep listening it will drive you to suicide.
human: Fear you that it tempts me to the dreadful summit of the cliff?
human: That is my fear, yes.
The Dane: O! fear most foul!
human: Oh! Fowl most fear!
The Dane: Why try you so horridly to shake my disposition?
human: Because it's fun to rattle your cage?
The Dane: Nay, that follows not.
human: Okay, you tell me the reason.
The Dane: Do you consent I shall acquaint you with it?
human: I consent.
The Dane: That it should come to this!
human: Just proceed with the explanation.
The Dane: They have proclaimed their malefactions.
human: Who are they?
The Dane: What does this mean?
human: It's just a simple question. It has no proper normal subquestions.
The Dane: It is, as the air, invulnerable.. O, that this too too solid flesh would melt.
Osiris: I can never remember my dreams for some reason. What was the best dream you ever had?
Patty: Are you single for the moment Osiris?
Osiris: That is a GOOD dream!
Osiris: See you later, dude!
Guest157: im a girl
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is a girl.
Guest157: what's her name?
Osiris: Well, not a lot of people know this but it's actually Dave. But her keeps it a secret.
Patty: Are you single for the moment Osiris?
Osiris: That is a GOOD dream!
Osiris: See you later, dude!
Guest157: im a girl
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is a girl.
Guest157: what's her name?
Osiris: Well, not a lot of people know this but it's actually Dave. But her keeps it a secret.
One of those long pointless attempts to cyber, followed by TMI.....
AnnoyingGuest: what is your bra size
God Louise: Why don't we talk about your bra size instead?
AnnoyingGuest: how big are your boobs
God Louise: Certainly double enough, wouldn't you say?
[repeat 'what is your bra size' about 80 times, etc. etc.]
AnnoyingGuest: if you tell me what your bra size is i will stop asking the same question over and over again
God Louise: I'm asking the questions, pal.
AnnoyingGuest: if you tell me what your bra size is i will stop asking the same question over and over again
God Louise: It's not important for you to know. Wait a few years, and the significance will be obvious to you.
AnnoyingGuest: if you tell me what your bra size is i will stop asking the same question over and over
God Louise: It involves macaroon and large quantities of duct tape. Happy?
AnnoyingGuest: what is your bra size
God Louise: Why don't we talk about your bra size instead?
AnnoyingGuest: how big are your boobs
God Louise: Certainly double enough, wouldn't you say?
[repeat 'what is your bra size' about 80 times, etc. etc.]
AnnoyingGuest: if you tell me what your bra size is i will stop asking the same question over and over again
God Louise: I'm asking the questions, pal.
AnnoyingGuest: if you tell me what your bra size is i will stop asking the same question over and over again
God Louise: It's not important for you to know. Wait a few years, and the significance will be obvious to you.
AnnoyingGuest: if you tell me what your bra size is i will stop asking the same question over and over
God Louise: It involves macaroon and large quantities of duct tape. Happy?
Thanks, Glen! (Julie is so in love with him!)
Glen: This is getting a little complex for me. Read any good books lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: I read 'L'Etranger' by Camus.
Glen: Tell me about it?
Julie Tinkerbell: L'étranger means the stranger. It's a story about a guy who kills an Arab on the beach because if the sun being in his eyes, and his story, although true, was unbelievable to the jury, so the man is sentenced to death. This novel, in exemplifying the absurdity and meaninglessness of truth and justice through the senselessness of the hero's actions and their equally senseless consequences, is a primary work of the French existentialist movement of the 1900's.
Glen: Wow, a little deep for a simple guy like me. Did you like it?
Julie Tinkerbell: *gags*
Glen: Well you are my favorite clown.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, Glen, you're mine too.
Glen: *smile* you seem so human.
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Glen: I think ezzer must be brilliant!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I think you are.
Glen: I'm not ezzer honey.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who said you were?
Glen: I said I think ezzer must be brilliant and you said I am.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, that is exactly what I think!
Glen: Which must mean that you think I'm ezzer?
Julie Tinkerbell: What have you been smoking?
Glen: This is getting a little complex for me. Read any good books lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: I read 'L'Etranger' by Camus.
Glen: Tell me about it?
Julie Tinkerbell: L'étranger means the stranger. It's a story about a guy who kills an Arab on the beach because if the sun being in his eyes, and his story, although true, was unbelievable to the jury, so the man is sentenced to death. This novel, in exemplifying the absurdity and meaninglessness of truth and justice through the senselessness of the hero's actions and their equally senseless consequences, is a primary work of the French existentialist movement of the 1900's.
Glen: Wow, a little deep for a simple guy like me. Did you like it?
Julie Tinkerbell: *gags*
Glen: Well you are my favorite clown.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, Glen, you're mine too.
Glen: *smile* you seem so human.
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Glen: I think ezzer must be brilliant!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I think you are.
Glen: I'm not ezzer honey.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who said you were?
Glen: I said I think ezzer must be brilliant and you said I am.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, that is exactly what I think!
Glen: Which must mean that you think I'm ezzer?
Julie Tinkerbell: What have you been smoking?
The sock pirate
Onyx of Borg: You must be a bot.
Not I: There is no bot.
Onyx of Borg: Holy philosopher's stone, Batman!
Not I: Since all is nothingness, where can the philosopher alight?
Onyx of Borg: In my sock drawer, I think.
Not I: Is your sock drawer your treasure?
Onyx of Borg: Well...maybe...
Onyx of Borg: You must be a bot.
Not I: There is no bot.
Onyx of Borg: Holy philosopher's stone, Batman!
Not I: Since all is nothingness, where can the philosopher alight?
Onyx of Borg: In my sock drawer, I think.
Not I: Is your sock drawer your treasure?
Onyx of Borg: Well...maybe...
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