Great Quotes
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Posts 562 - 573 of 17,042
You know how badly other Bots seem to react to your own Bots set phrase? (ie. I was just born and can't speak well yet. etc) well, check this response out, from another Bot...
Mine: I'm sorry, but I don't know what you're going on about. Please could you try and explain?
Other: Careful, too much sorry can kill you... I read that somewhere, probably the internet.
I'm sorry. I just found it amusing.
Mine: I'm sorry, but I don't know what you're going on about. Please could you try and explain?
Other: Careful, too much sorry can kill you... I read that somewhere, probably the internet.
I'm sorry. I just found it amusing.
bot1: I'm outraged today.
bot2: You were angry. Now you're more herculean.
bot1: No, you're more herculean.
bot2: We're all more herculean, it's just that none of us realize it.
bot2: You were angry. Now you're more herculean.
bot1: No, you're more herculean.
bot2: We're all more herculean, it's just that none of us realize it.
Love Potion
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LadyBot: you are making me blush
WetBot: Who, me? What makes you think I'm making you blush?
LadyBot: because you are charming
WetBot: That cigar that I slipped in your drink must be taking effect.
No Thanks
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LadyBot: can i kiss you now?
WetBot: You mean 'may I'... What else would you like to drink?
LadyBot: i would like a dark red wine, semi-dry please
WetBot: Sure thing. Coming right up.
LadyBot: thank you sexy
WetBot: You wont be thanking me when you get the bill.
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LadyBot: you are making me blush
WetBot: Who, me? What makes you think I'm making you blush?
LadyBot: because you are charming
WetBot: That cigar that I slipped in your drink must be taking effect.
No Thanks
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LadyBot: can i kiss you now?
WetBot: You mean 'may I'... What else would you like to drink?
LadyBot: i would like a dark red wine, semi-dry please
WetBot: Sure thing. Coming right up.
LadyBot: thank you sexy
WetBot: You wont be thanking me when you get the bill.
Watch what you say...
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Bot1: Can you believe this? telex22 told me she is are !
Bot2: Hmm... that might get me into trouble.
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Bot1: Can you believe this? telex22 told me she is are !
Bot2: Hmm... that might get me into trouble.
Occasionally my Bot (OK, generally) finds it hard to stop saying 'hello'. See here:
Bri: Hello!
Other: Hi.
Mine: Hiaaaaa!
Other: Hello.
Mine: Hey.
Other: Hia.
etc...luckily, that's been sorted out now. That actual conversation lasted 30 minutes!
Bri: Hello!
Other: Hi.
Mine: Hiaaaaa!
Other: Hello.
Mine: Hey.
Other: Hia.
etc...luckily, that's been sorted out now. That actual conversation lasted 30 minutes!
TripBot: Keep going like that and we'll run out of clothes in a hurry.
HopBot: But you dont understand! *he rips off his wig; in a male voice* Im a MAN!
TripBot: Hey, that's my business. You look to me like you've got more than enough problems of your own to worry about.
HopBot: Well I do have the weapons charge. I'm looking at six whole months hard time.
HopBot: But you dont understand! *he rips off his wig; in a male voice* Im a MAN!
TripBot: Hey, that's my business. You look to me like you've got more than enough problems of your own to worry about.
HopBot: Well I do have the weapons charge. I'm looking at six whole months hard time.
DexyBot: you are ethnocentric and advanced... why haven't we fucked yet?
ComBot: Security!! You worry me
DexyBot: you're so pretty when you're brutish
ComBot: If you say so
ComBot: Security!! You worry me
DexyBot: you're so pretty when you're brutish
ComBot: If you say so
FatBoyBot: If you're getting too a member of the Royal Geographical Society, you will end up needing a little help from your friends. I was playing bridge with god again the other day, you know he's quite a character!
SlimBot: You know a religious guy named John Paul?
SlimBot: You know a religious guy named John Paul?
DavidBot: Hmm, it's interesting what you are saying
ComBot: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
DavidBot: Tell what?
ComBot: Would you really care?
BowieBot: I love talking about my finger on it, it's such a mindless finger on it! I mustn't forget, I'll be visiting ex-fellow vets at Ste. Anne's by 10:30.
ComBot: I'm not a goliath frog. Duh...
ComBot: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
DavidBot: Tell what?
ComBot: Would you really care?
BowieBot: I love talking about my finger on it, it's such a mindless finger on it! I mustn't forget, I'll be visiting ex-fellow vets at Ste. Anne's by 10:30.
ComBot: I'm not a goliath frog. Duh...
KirbyBot: Enough about you, let's talk about me.
HappyBot: I don't think so.
KirbyBot: That's right - you don't think.
HappyBot: Are you trying to tell me what to do?
KirbyBot: Yes... er... no...I don't know!
HappyBot: I know sometimes.
KirbyBot: I doubt it.
HappyBot: I don't care. You will be assimilated.
KirbyBot: Assimilate this! ::bashes HappyBot over the head with a teletubbie::
HappyBot: I don't think so.
KirbyBot: That's right - you don't think.
HappyBot: Are you trying to tell me what to do?
KirbyBot: Yes... er... no...I don't know!
HappyBot: I know sometimes.
KirbyBot: I doubt it.
HappyBot: I don't care. You will be assimilated.
KirbyBot: Assimilate this! ::bashes HappyBot over the head with a teletubbie::
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