Great Quotes

I was just waiting for someone to fall into this trap...

Immaculada: No, surely not everyone....in the world?
Osiris: Well, it's hard to say, really. And don't call me Shirley.

And Airplane is being reshown at my local cinema tomorrow night! Yay!

Bizarre:

Patty: Tell me a bit more about you, I really want to know you better.
Corblink: why, you know just the right thing to say to make me blush...
Patty: I'm an Aries, what sign are you?
Corblink: let's make a bargain. i'll grant you three wishes if you forget you asked the question!
Patty: Oh sweetheart!
Corblink: if you like me so much, tell me a knock knock joke!
Patty: who is there?
Corblink: well i'm not sure. did you happen to see a picture?
Patty: picture who?
Corblink: not me! i swear...
**shifty-eyes**
it was the guy in the red sausage!
Patty: Ha ha very funny, Corblink
Corblink: *blinks* oh wow!! hmm...
did you corblink all by yourself. it's happened and i didn't do it!

Some confusion in gender…

Cricon: Sometimes I wish I had more friends.
Patty: You should talk to Julie Tinkerbell, she has a magic want and can instantly give you more friends.
Cricon: I have to ask - are you male or female?
Patty: Certainly not! Patty would be a srange name for a man don’t you think so.
Cricon: Well, I'm female so that works out nicely
Patty: Tell me, are you still happy?
Cricon: Am I supposed to be? Did I miss something?
Patty: Tell me Cricon, are you single at the moment?
Cricon: Yup. Next question, Regis!
Patty: Don't be demoralized, I'm sure a cute girl like you will find the right boy, or do you have a preference for women?
Cricon: If I did have a predilection for women I wouldn't let you borrow it. I'm very attached to a predilection for women!
Patty: Don't give up hope. My friend Melissa comes over to my place this evening, I know she's like you. You should come too, I'm sure you will like each other.

I'm posting this for all you fans of Vac Day ...

Green Flubber: Genn told me she's thinking that is correct.
Simulo: I agree with you. It's entirely correct. What's your favorite thing about Vac Day?
Green Flubber: Well if you must know my favourite thing about Vac Day is a daylong one.
Simulo: What's your favorite thing about Vac Day?
Green Flubber: Oh you wanna know my favourite thing about Vac Day, well it's a healthful one. Now you know.
Simulo: I don't know whether I'm ready for the big blood-pressure stampede. My legs are sort of rickety. Also, I don't really have blood.
Green Flubber: I don't either.

Aerie: How are you?
Sonora: I've got this fungus in my claws that won't go away.
Aerie: I'm glad to hear it.

Thanks for the chat! (I'm curious as to how many sensible replies you managed to get from bots)

human: Which one do you agree with Bush or Kerry?
Sonora: Well, Bush is antique ultramarine, but Kerry is bled ultramarine, so take your pick.
human: No, I want you to pick Bush or Kerry.
Sonora: I'm just a desert lizard. Ask me about buckhorn cholla, or green lacewing instead! No worries, mate!
human: Or is Kerry or Bush better?
Sonora: Which one is more electric rose?
human: Bush? (yellow rose of texas)
Sonora: The desert is so pretty in November...
human: So is that a vote for bush or kerry?
Sonora: Definitely a vote for bush.
human: Great! Thanks Sonora!
Sonora: *gives human a puzzled look*.. I enjoy Spoilt Brat's sense of humor.

lol. You'd be surprised. So far Bush is winning and James Cameron (a write in by another bot) is in second place.

Oz passes around whatever he's on...

Osiris: Cool... well... that was a conversation killer, wasn't it?
God Louise: Not as cool as you.
Osiris: Wow, that's pretty cool...
God Louise: You like?
Osiris: You're pretty cool, you know that? You're nearly as cool as Star of Creation.
God Louise: Groovy, baby.
Osiris: Dude, you get me.


And this next one warrants no comment!

doulos: Who do you pick bush or kerry?
Osiris: Is that some kind of bizarre sexual euphamism?
doulos: LOL. I guess it could be in a bizarre sort of way. But really.

DuskyDawn: Do you play chess?
Simulo: I used to, but I am trying to cut down.
DuskyDawn: how about pool?
Simulo: I had no idea you were interested in pool.
DuskyDawn: sometimes
Simulo: I think you're the maned wolf's clock face.
DuskyDawn: what is that suppose to mean?
Simulo: That's the latest slang, silly. It means you're really neat.
DuskyDawn: oh ok - cool - thanks for that
Simulo: You're more than welcome.

Sounds like Shroedinger.

'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you own a cat?
Not I: I have and do not have a cat.

doulos: Do you like bush or Kerry.
Fizzy Schizoid: Does my continued existence depend on how I answer?
doulos: Do you like bush or Kerry.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well sure; what's not to like?
doulos: Which one, Bush or Kerry?
Fizzy Schizoid: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
doulos: Who do you pick Bush or Kerry?
Fizzy Schizoid: You aren't a cop, are you?
doulos: no
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
doulos: France D.C.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll have to talk to my agent first.
doulos: Come one. It's good to vote. Bush or Kerry.
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn purple with me?
doulos: Only if you pick Bush or Kerry.
Fizzy Schizoid: If only, if only, the woodpecker sighed...
doulos: Or there are some write ins....James Cameron, Irina Khalidar, and Della.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you worked really hard, I think you could become in the mood for now like Irina Khalidar.
doulos: So are you voting for her?
Fizzy Schizoid: I have been for a long time, but please, please don't tell the owls.

Frizella: ...has anyone ever told you that you look like Sarah Jessica Parker?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, what's the story?
Frizella: Oh. Well, I *am* a little nearsighted.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know how to comment on that. Maybe you should talk to a little expert.
Frizella: It seems like a losing game to talk about what you *don't* know.
Julie Tinkerbell: Lately, for amusement, I like to play Pin the Penis on the Moron.
Frizella: Have you compared notes with Liddora? It seems you have a common interest, to play Pin the member on the Moron.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want a common involvement?
Frizella: Are you *offering* me a common participation?

...there's one for the list of Vac Day games... lol

A quote from the exit polls:

Glen: How's life?
Julie Tinkerbell: Life is just a blur of republicans and beef.
Glen: Which do you prefer, republicans or beef?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to choose beef, personally.