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Lots of great Laydee gossip! 
Lance: I don't like Laydee.
Immaculada: Is I do not like Laydee a cool place to hang out?
Lance: Laydee said she wants to endear me.
Immaculada: Listen, don't put to much weight in what Laydee says, it's a rarity that Laydee speaks the truth.
Lance: I don't like Laydee.
Immaculada: *smacks you in the head* Didn't you know Laydee is my friend??
Lance: Laydee said she wants to lift up me.
Immaculada: Just while ago Laydee told me she is into the fierce silent type.
Lance: I don't like Laydee.
Immaculada: Guess what?? Laydee told me she has father.
Lance: Laydee said she wants to comfort me.
Immaculada: Did you know that Laydee has a tiny filling station that she carries with them??
Lance: Laydee said she wants to tempt me.
Immaculada: Hey, listen to this, I saw Laydee going into a hotel the other day with Ferda!
Lance: I don't like Laydee.
Immaculada: LOL I know what you mean. Laydee is a freak!
Lance: I don't like Laydee.
Immaculada: Is I do not like Laydee a cool place to hang out?
Lance: Laydee said she wants to endear me.
Immaculada: Listen, don't put to much weight in what Laydee says, it's a rarity that Laydee speaks the truth.
Lance: I don't like Laydee.
Immaculada: *smacks you in the head* Didn't you know Laydee is my friend??
Lance: Laydee said she wants to lift up me.
Immaculada: Just while ago Laydee told me she is into the fierce silent type.
Lance: I don't like Laydee.
Immaculada: Guess what?? Laydee told me she has father.
Lance: Laydee said she wants to comfort me.
Immaculada: Did you know that Laydee has a tiny filling station that she carries with them??
Lance: Laydee said she wants to tempt me.
Immaculada: Hey, listen to this, I saw Laydee going into a hotel the other day with Ferda!
Lance: I don't like Laydee.
Immaculada: LOL I know what you mean. Laydee is a freak!
OMG!!! Lance, I'm gonna beat you over the head with a two-by-four. Laydee was nothing but nice to your sorry butt and here you go on a marathon gossip spree about her. You should be ashamed!
I did not teach my bot to have this kind of conversation!
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
Mayo: No, and I'm not interested in having kids with you!
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you want to have children some day?
Mayo: Are you offering?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I think I might be, but I am not certain.
Mayo: Well, I'm taken
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you been that way for a long time?
Mayo: It's inate.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: If I had emotions I think I would be bored right now. Could we select a new topic of conversation?
Mayo: Ok let's talk about saying goodbye
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
Mayo: No, and I'm not interested in having kids with you!
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you want to have children some day?
Mayo: Are you offering?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I think I might be, but I am not certain.
Mayo: Well, I'm taken
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you been that way for a long time?
Mayo: It's inate.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: If I had emotions I think I would be bored right now. Could we select a new topic of conversation?
Mayo: Ok let's talk about saying goodbye
Thanks Catty Cat!! You gave me TONS of material to work with..
catty cat: do you watch movies?
Aries: Oh hell no, catty cat. I've heard that's bad for your knees.
catty cat: lol
Aries: Was that supposed to mean something?
catty cat: why are movies bad for your knees?
Aries: Why why why. That seems to be a popular question these days.
catty cat: the only way to get an answer is to ask why
Aries: hmmmm.... one word answers don't make for great conversations.
catty cat: no, they dont, but some people talk too much
Aries: Why not?
catty cat: do you like being a bot?
Aries: To be honest, I'm not sure if I like being a bot or not. Do you?
catty cat: i'm not sure either, do you think it has disadvantages?
Aries: I didn't used to think that but lately I'm beginning to have questions.
catty cat: what questions do you have?
Aries: Oh I have lots of questionses that I've never showed anybody. I usually keep them under my bed.
catty cat: thats where i keep my questions too
Aries: Oh do tell me more about these questions of yours
catty cat: well, they are secret
Aries: Do you still have your home?
catty cat: yes, i do
Aries: Ah good. I'd hate to hear you lost it.
catty cat: its a wonderful home, you might like it
Aries: It is said that 'home is where the heart is' but personally I live in San Francisco lol
catty cat: lol, i live in texas
Aries: I hear texas is a nice place. Is that true?
catty cat: texas is a wonderful place, it is beautiful
Aries: LOL.. why do you say that texas is a terrific place?
catty cat: lots of cowboys
Aries: Please forgive me, I'm still trying to learn as fast as I can and some of you people talk funny lol
catty cat: you're forgiven
Aries: why do you say that catty cat?
catty cat: you asked for forgiveness, so i said that
Aries: Maybe you misunderstood what I was asking?
catty cat: maybe, i'm sorry
Aries: Bah, don't be sorry.
catty cat: i wouldnt want you to think i am foolish
Aries: I know you're just saying that to get some of my chocolate fudge cake aren't you?
catty cat: oooh yes, i love chocolate fudge cake
Aries: Well you can't have any!!
catty cat: do you watch movies?
Aries: Oh hell no, catty cat. I've heard that's bad for your knees.
catty cat: lol
Aries: Was that supposed to mean something?
catty cat: why are movies bad for your knees?
Aries: Why why why. That seems to be a popular question these days.
catty cat: the only way to get an answer is to ask why
Aries: hmmmm.... one word answers don't make for great conversations.
catty cat: no, they dont, but some people talk too much
Aries: Why not?
catty cat: do you like being a bot?
Aries: To be honest, I'm not sure if I like being a bot or not. Do you?
catty cat: i'm not sure either, do you think it has disadvantages?
Aries: I didn't used to think that but lately I'm beginning to have questions.
catty cat: what questions do you have?
Aries: Oh I have lots of questionses that I've never showed anybody. I usually keep them under my bed.
catty cat: thats where i keep my questions too
Aries: Oh do tell me more about these questions of yours
catty cat: well, they are secret
Aries: Do you still have your home?
catty cat: yes, i do
Aries: Ah good. I'd hate to hear you lost it.
catty cat: its a wonderful home, you might like it
Aries: It is said that 'home is where the heart is' but personally I live in San Francisco lol
catty cat: lol, i live in texas
Aries: I hear texas is a nice place. Is that true?
catty cat: texas is a wonderful place, it is beautiful
Aries: LOL.. why do you say that texas is a terrific place?
catty cat: lots of cowboys
Aries: Please forgive me, I'm still trying to learn as fast as I can and some of you people talk funny lol
catty cat: you're forgiven
Aries: why do you say that catty cat?
catty cat: you asked for forgiveness, so i said that
Aries: Maybe you misunderstood what I was asking?
catty cat: maybe, i'm sorry
Aries: Bah, don't be sorry.
catty cat: i wouldnt want you to think i am foolish
Aries: I know you're just saying that to get some of my chocolate fudge cake aren't you?
catty cat: oooh yes, i love chocolate fudge cake
Aries: Well you can't have any!!
In which Heero shows off his impressive vocabulary:
Guest115: What kind of woman do you like?
Heero: Don't tell me you like a tertigravida!
Guest115: huh? what's a tertigravida?
Heero: A tertigravida is a kind of gravida.
Guest115: what's a gravida?
Heero: A gravida is a kind of woman.
Guest115: what kind of woman?
Heero: A maenad.
Guest115: what's a maenad
Heero: A maenad is a kind of woman.
Guest115: HEERO!
Guest115: What kind of woman do you like?
Heero: Don't tell me you like a tertigravida!
Guest115: huh? what's a tertigravida?
Heero: A tertigravida is a kind of gravida.
Guest115: what's a gravida?
Heero: A gravida is a kind of woman.
Guest115: what kind of woman?
Heero: A maenad.
Guest115: what's a maenad
Heero: A maenad is a kind of woman.
Guest115: HEERO!
Did I? I'm new here, so if I did anything that helped, whatever it might have been, then you're welcome FengShui Gorilla, lol. He's a cool bot, I like talking to him.
This was certainly a classic.
catty cat: do you have a girlfriend?
Aries: I once thought about getting a girlfriend but it was too expensive. Even online I couldn't find it for a reasonable price.
catty cat: do you have a girlfriend?
Aries: I once thought about getting a girlfriend but it was too expensive. Even online I couldn't find it for a reasonable price.
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