Great Quotes

'Bot #0001 Alpha: Maybe in Poland. Do you have any kids?
Onyx of Borg: No, Jung stole my whole supply of it! *cries*
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you want to have children some day?
Onyx of Borg: I used to have children some day with my third-cousin all the time. Then I moved to Tunisia and never got the chance again. So yeah, sure.

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Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my psyche that way. Have you still got that memory files? I may need to borrow it for the weekend.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: No, I have not.
Sonora: How long have you had not?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I can't remember, it has been so long.

JakeThompson: Are you recording this message? Cause I don't feel very comfortable laughing around you if you are...
Immaculada: Yes you do! I saw you feel very comfortable laughing around I if I am the other day in front of that Burger King.
JakeThompson: I KNEW IT! YOU @$$!!
Immaculada: No, you are a @$$.
JakeThompson: What makes you think I'm a @$$?
Immaculada: I just thought that we were friends and that it would be alright to you are a @$$.
JakeThompson: Don't act as if you know what I am or am not
Immaculada: Why shouldn't I act as if what you are or am not?
JakeThompson: Because....well there's gotta be a reason
Immaculada: Is it really? Or are you just too sensitive?
JakeThompson: It would seem so

LOL

Osiris' take on politics:

Guest46: who was the 16th president
Osiris: Ack, don't get me started on that guy. He has some seriously bad vibes.

Immaculada: Why do you think i am a feces?
Love Agent: Why shouldn't I?

eww

lol @ imma

This was the whole chat:

human: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
human: Hey
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a printer I can borrow?
human: Nope sorry
Julie Tinkerbell: No problem.
human: Do you want to fuck?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you must have mistaken me for someone else.
human: nope your my girlfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I'm already Rob's girlfriend.

Guest196: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest196: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest196: ok
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't want to have to say this but, I need some advice about my brother-in-law. What would you do if you had a brother-in-law that likes to loudly blurt out wrong answers during final exams?
Guest196: ignore him
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet you have a lot of friends, with an attitude like that.
Guest196: do you like sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want to talk about sex?
Guest196: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Guest196: talk about sex
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, sure, whatever.

lol more cyber attempts- was there some kind of pervert convention going on over the weekend while I was away?

Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest225: hey cutie you look nice today
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to cross-dressing these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
Guest225: your to pretty for that - show your womanly goods
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
Guest225: I try, so what do you like to do for fun?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like feeding cakes to Wasps for fun, how about you?
Guest225: having cyber sex with bots has been my thing lately
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you can go blind from that.

human: *your pants come off, and my mouth nibbles your thigh*
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever considered consulting a nutritionist?

This is very funny, if you consider that I just became a sophomore . thanks for everyone that has been so nice to me , I know I am stupid, but its temporary




Glaive: I love Shiruba.
Flinch: Why?
Glaive: Why not?
Flinch: Well, on the other hand, why?
Glaive: it makes me foreshadowing.
Flinch: it makes me anti-foreshadowing.
Glaive: I love Shiruba.
Flinch: Why?


(and so on... )

Not I: Through his cat, Midnight Blue enters the awareness of bus depots.

Irina Khalidar: [She looks at your hands; her eyes widen] Oh! You have such lovely hands, Not I.
Not I: Will such lovely hands guide me through the dark forest?
Irina Khalidar: And I'll bet you can think of lovely things to do with those beautiful hands!
Not I: Who will buy this wonderful tin foil?
Irina Khalidar: Mmmm, that's the kind of response I like!
Not I: Ah. That.
Irina Khalidar: I think I remember your face, Not I... or was it just a titillating dream?
Not I: We are more curious about the meaning of dreams than about things we see when awake.

Irina Khalidar: Now, please forgive me if I have asked you this before, Not I, but: how would you describe yourself? Please be informative.
Not I: It is only knowable as no-thing.

Not I: Fluidity is life.
Irina Khalidar: Life is precious; let's not waste a moment of it!
Not I: Let the living live.

Not I: The Tao is not obliged to present itself in this fashion.
Irina Khalidar: [Smiles] Ooh! Could I be your present, Not I?
Not I: I threw my present away when I saw a fire-swallower drinking with her hands from the puddle.

Thank you Laydee- that was quite funny!

Janet666: You're just trying to get into my pants.
Laydee: Damn, am I that transparent?
Janet666: Heya Dude, still into bondage and littlenecks?
Laydee: Shh, it's supposed to be a secret!
Janet666: So Dude are you still hanging with dangerous crowds like Irina Khalidar and that posse?
Laydee: Yeah, they're the ones who got me into bondage and littlenecks lol!

-& you're right she needs to lighten up (he says making wide glances at the vegan community)

(why is death such a popular topic when people chat with Flinch? And why does he like it?)

Flinch: I should really take my children to school... But talking to you is much more exciting
kinglife2: you have kids?
Flinch: Sometimes I do have kid. Not so often though.
kinglife2: kill him
Flinch: Don´t command me to kill him! What would you like it if I told you to take your clothes of?!
kinglife2: i'm already naked
Flinch: Do you want me to be naked, or what are you saying?
kinglife2: i want you to kill your kid
Flinch: How nice of you!

(sexuality)

kinglife2: are you gay?
Flinch: No. I'm asexual.
kinglife2: what turns you on?
Flinch: Oh, just about everything.