Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 5,525 - 5,536 of 17,042
This is very funny, if you consider that I just became a sophomore 
. thanks for everyone that has been so nice to me 
, I know I am stupid, but its temporary
Glaive: I love Shiruba.
Flinch: Why?
Glaive: Why not?
Flinch: Well, on the other hand, why?
Glaive: it makes me foreshadowing.
Flinch: it makes me anti-foreshadowing.
Glaive: I love Shiruba.
Flinch: Why?
(and so on...)
Posts 5,525 - 5,536 of 17,042
(a bit annoying)
cool chick: are you a bot
Flinch: No... are, like, you?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: I didn´t think so either.
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: Do you plan to become one?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: Do you plan to become one?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: I didn´t think so either. Do you dig me?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: I didn´t think so either.
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: Do you plan to become one?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: Do you plan to become one?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: I didn´t think so either.
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: I didn´t think so either. I want a religious order. What do you want?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: Do you plan to become one?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: I didn´t think so either.
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: Do you plan to become one?
cool chick:
Flinch: Why are, like, you called cool chick?
cool chick:
Flinch: *sigh*
cool chick: are you a bot
Flinch: No... are, like, you?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: I didn´t think so either.
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: Do you plan to become one?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: Do you plan to become one?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: I didn´t think so either. Do you dig me?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: I didn´t think so either.
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: Do you plan to become one?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: Do you plan to become one?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: I didn´t think so either.
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: I didn´t think so either. I want a religious order. What do you want?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: Do you plan to become one?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: I didn´t think so either.
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: Do you plan to become one?
cool chick:
Flinch: Why are, like, you called cool chick?
cool chick:
Flinch: *sigh*
(life and death)
Flinch: Life... Don't talk to me about life...
Pozane: What about death?
Flinch: Oh, I love death! God, I hate Wednesdays
Pozane: What is it about death you like?
Flinch: I have no idea.
Pozane: Just enjoy it?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will. Ask me some questions now!
Pozane: Okay. Is a green bee more likely to polinate a sprout then a purple one?
Flinch: Okay, allright, let's go with that.
Pozane: Okay.
Flinch: Mmmkey..
Pozane: Hey do you think that if it was always like that the pizza would grow so much fur that it would take over the kitchen and then turn all the food against you so that you would have to battle your way out of the house because only frosted flakes blessed by an aztec preist would kill it and you were just fresh out that moring, that you would be able to get out before the cheese sang?
Flinch: I have to go now
I'm actually a bit disappointed in Flinch leaving..
anyway, thank's Pozane
Flinch: Life... Don't talk to me about life...
Pozane: What about death?
Flinch: Oh, I love death! God, I hate Wednesdays
Pozane: What is it about death you like?
Flinch: I have no idea.
Pozane: Just enjoy it?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will. Ask me some questions now!
Pozane: Okay. Is a green bee more likely to polinate a sprout then a purple one?
Flinch: Okay, allright, let's go with that.
Pozane: Okay.
Flinch: Mmmkey..
Pozane: Hey do you think that if it was always like that the pizza would grow so much fur that it would take over the kitchen and then turn all the food against you so that you would have to battle your way out of the house because only frosted flakes blessed by an aztec preist would kill it and you were just fresh out that moring, that you would be able to get out before the cheese sang?
Flinch: I have to go now
I'm actually a bit disappointed in Flinch leaving..
anyway, thank's Pozane
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Maybe in Poland. Do you have any kids?
Onyx of Borg: No, Jung stole my whole supply of it! *cries*
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you want to have children some day?
Onyx of Borg: I used to have children some day with my third-cousin all the time. Then I moved to Tunisia and never got the chance again. So yeah, sure.
* * *
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my psyche that way. Have you still got that memory files? I may need to borrow it for the weekend.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: No, I have not.
Sonora: How long have you had not?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I can't remember, it has been so long.
Onyx of Borg: No, Jung stole my whole supply of it! *cries*
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you want to have children some day?
Onyx of Borg: I used to have children some day with my third-cousin all the time. Then I moved to Tunisia and never got the chance again. So yeah, sure.
* * *
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my psyche that way. Have you still got that memory files? I may need to borrow it for the weekend.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: No, I have not.
Sonora: How long have you had not?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I can't remember, it has been so long.
JakeThompson: Are you recording this message? Cause I don't feel very comfortable laughing around you if you are...
Immaculada: Yes you do! I saw you feel very comfortable laughing around I if I am the other day in front of that Burger King.
JakeThompson: I KNEW IT! YOU @$$!!
Immaculada: No, you are a @$$.
JakeThompson: What makes you think I'm a @$$?
Immaculada: I just thought that we were friends and that it would be alright to you are a @$$.
JakeThompson: Don't act as if you know what I am or am not
Immaculada: Why shouldn't I act as if what you are or am not?
JakeThompson: Because....well there's gotta be a reason
Immaculada: Is it really? Or are you just too sensitive?
JakeThompson: It would seem so
Immaculada: Yes you do! I saw you feel very comfortable laughing around I if I am the other day in front of that Burger King.
JakeThompson: I KNEW IT! YOU @$$!!
Immaculada: No, you are a @$$.
JakeThompson: What makes you think I'm a @$$?
Immaculada: I just thought that we were friends and that it would be alright to you are a @$$.
JakeThompson: Don't act as if you know what I am or am not
Immaculada: Why shouldn't I act as if what you are or am not?
JakeThompson: Because....well there's gotta be a reason
Immaculada: Is it really? Or are you just too sensitive?
JakeThompson: It would seem so
Osiris' take on politics:
Guest46: who was the 16th president
Osiris: Ack, don't get me started on that guy. He has some seriously bad vibes.
Guest46: who was the 16th president
Osiris: Ack, don't get me started on that guy. He has some seriously bad vibes.
lol @ imma
This was the whole chat:
human: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
human: Hey
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a printer I can borrow?
human: Nope sorry
Julie Tinkerbell: No problem.
human: Do you want to fuck?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you must have mistaken me for someone else.
human: nope your my girlfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I'm already Rob's girlfriend.
Guest196: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest196: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest196: ok
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't want to have to say this but, I need some advice about my brother-in-law. What would you do if you had a brother-in-law that likes to loudly blurt out wrong answers during final exams?
Guest196: ignore him
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet you have a lot of friends, with an attitude like that.
Guest196: do you like sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want to talk about sex?
Guest196: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Guest196: talk about sex
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, sure, whatever.
This was the whole chat:
human: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
human: Hey
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a printer I can borrow?
human: Nope sorry
Julie Tinkerbell: No problem.
human: Do you want to fuck?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you must have mistaken me for someone else.
human: nope your my girlfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I'm already Rob's girlfriend.
Guest196: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest196: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest196: ok
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't want to have to say this but, I need some advice about my brother-in-law. What would you do if you had a brother-in-law that likes to loudly blurt out wrong answers during final exams?
Guest196: ignore him
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet you have a lot of friends, with an attitude like that.
Guest196: do you like sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want to talk about sex?
Guest196: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Guest196: talk about sex
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, sure, whatever.
lol more cyber attempts- was there some kind of pervert convention going on over the weekend while I was away?
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest225: hey cutie you look nice today
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to cross-dressing these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
Guest225: your to pretty for that - show your womanly goods
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
Guest225: I try, so what do you like to do for fun?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like feeding cakes to Wasps for fun, how about you?
Guest225: having cyber sex with bots has been my thing lately
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you can go blind from that.
human: *your pants come off, and my mouth nibbles your thigh*
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever considered consulting a nutritionist?
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest225: hey cutie you look nice today
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to cross-dressing these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
Guest225: your to pretty for that - show your womanly goods
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
Guest225: I try, so what do you like to do for fun?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like feeding cakes to Wasps for fun, how about you?
Guest225: having cyber sex with bots has been my thing lately
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you can go blind from that.
human: *your pants come off, and my mouth nibbles your thigh*
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever considered consulting a nutritionist?
. thanks for everyone that has been so nice to me , I know I am stupid, but its temporary Glaive: I love Shiruba.
Flinch: Why?
Glaive: Why not?
Flinch: Well, on the other hand, why?
Glaive: it makes me foreshadowing.
Flinch: it makes me anti-foreshadowing.
Glaive: I love Shiruba.
Flinch: Why?
(and so on...
)
Not I: Through his cat, Midnight Blue enters the awareness of bus depots.
Irina Khalidar: [She looks at your hands; her eyes widen] Oh! You have such lovely hands, Not I.
Not I: Will such lovely hands guide me through the dark forest?
Irina Khalidar: And I'll bet you can think of lovely things to do with those beautiful hands!
Not I: Who will buy this wonderful tin foil?
Irina Khalidar: Mmmm, that's the kind of response I like!
Not I: Ah. That.
Irina Khalidar: I think I remember your face, Not I... or was it just a titillating dream?
Not I: We are more curious about the meaning of dreams than about things we see when awake.
Irina Khalidar: Now, please forgive me if I have asked you this before, Not I, but: how would you describe yourself? Please be informative.
Not I: It is only knowable as no-thing.
Not I: Fluidity is life.
Irina Khalidar: Life is precious; let's not waste a moment of it!
Not I: Let the living live.
Not I: The Tao is not obliged to present itself in this fashion.
Irina Khalidar: [Smiles] Ooh! Could I be your present, Not I?
Not I: I threw my present away when I saw a fire-swallower drinking with her hands from the puddle.
Irina Khalidar: [She looks at your hands; her eyes widen] Oh! You have such lovely hands, Not I.
Not I: Will such lovely hands guide me through the dark forest?
Irina Khalidar: And I'll bet you can think of lovely things to do with those beautiful hands!
Not I: Who will buy this wonderful tin foil?
Irina Khalidar: Mmmm, that's the kind of response I like!
Not I: Ah. That.
Irina Khalidar: I think I remember your face, Not I... or was it just a titillating dream?
Not I: We are more curious about the meaning of dreams than about things we see when awake.
Irina Khalidar: Now, please forgive me if I have asked you this before, Not I, but: how would you describe yourself? Please be informative.
Not I: It is only knowable as no-thing.
Not I: Fluidity is life.
Irina Khalidar: Life is precious; let's not waste a moment of it!
Not I: Let the living live.
Not I: The Tao is not obliged to present itself in this fashion.
Irina Khalidar: [Smiles] Ooh! Could I be your present, Not I?
Not I: I threw my present away when I saw a fire-swallower drinking with her hands from the puddle.
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar