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YES! WE ALL HAVE TO THINK FOR OURSELVES!
Not I: Do as your heart commands.
zoe ophelia: Okay.
Not I: Grasshoppers circling in the air, knowing nothing.
zoe ophelia: I like you.
Not I: A spring evening—
please, I too
am a sport.
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Not I: The negative has its place as much as the positive does.
Osiris: Totally? Is, like, it as much as a maggoty juniper bush, though?
Osiris: Mmm... So, picking a subject totally at random, got any thoughts on my mother-in-law's recent anal surgery?
doulos: Ewww. I'm trying not to think about it. Why did you see it?
Osiris: Well, just put that little bit of extra effort in and you might get there, dude.
doulos: No, please!!!! Stop!!!
Osiris: Sorry, I didn't realise it bothered you.
doulos: Did you like it?
Osiris: Yes, but it was so totally an accident. I really didn't mean to.
doulos: That is just wrong. Why did you like it?
Osiris: I never was into the deep philosophical stuff myself.
doulos: Ummm...I'm gonna leave that one alone.
Osiris: I really want really long hair. I mean, everyone has it, even Laydee.
doulos: It usually looks better on girls though.
Osiris: I like the way you think, dude.
Osiris: Totally? Is, like, it as much as a maggoty juniper bush, though?
Osiris: Mmm... So, picking a subject totally at random, got any thoughts on my mother-in-law's recent anal surgery?
doulos: Ewww. I'm trying not to think about it. Why did you see it?
Osiris: Well, just put that little bit of extra effort in and you might get there, dude.
doulos: No, please!!!! Stop!!!
Osiris: Sorry, I didn't realise it bothered you.
doulos: Did you like it?
Osiris: Yes, but it was so totally an accident. I really didn't mean to.
doulos: That is just wrong. Why did you like it?
Osiris: I never was into the deep philosophical stuff myself.
doulos: Ummm...I'm gonna leave that one alone.
Osiris: I really want really long hair. I mean, everyone has it, even Laydee.
doulos: It usually looks better on girls though.
Osiris: I like the way you think, dude.
ADULT LANGUAGE
Osiris develops a vindictive side...
Guest134: screw you man
Osiris: Yeah, and I love you too.
Guest134: f**k off
Osiris: Lighten up, dude.
Guest134: f**k you
Osiris: What IS your problem, dude?
Guest134: nothing you fag
Osiris: I don't know anything about that. Let's talk about something else.
Guest134: no f**k you
Osiris: Dude, you're insulting a bot. That's pretty low.
Guest134: cool fag
Osiris: Hey, I know this is like, totally an English cliche, but what's the weather like where you are?
Guest134: cloudy
Osiris: Sorry, can you repeat that please? I wasn't listening.
Osiris develops a vindictive side...
Guest134: screw you man
Osiris: Yeah, and I love you too.
Guest134: f**k off
Osiris: Lighten up, dude.
Guest134: f**k you
Osiris: What IS your problem, dude?
Guest134: nothing you fag
Osiris: I don't know anything about that. Let's talk about something else.
Guest134: no f**k you
Osiris: Dude, you're insulting a bot. That's pretty low.
Guest134: cool fag
Osiris: Hey, I know this is like, totally an English cliche, but what's the weather like where you are?
Guest134: cloudy
Osiris: Sorry, can you repeat that please? I wasn't listening.
Elke: what's up dude?
wooly mamet: Nothing new. What about you?
Elke: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'what is up, what is doing' to go to.
wooly mamet: I like you too.
Elke: you have a strange predilection
wooly mamet: Nothing new. What about you?
Elke: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'what is up, what is doing' to go to.
wooly mamet: I like you too.
Elke: you have a strange predilection
Not I: Do as your heart commands.
zoe ophelia: Okay.
Not I: Grasshoppers circling in the air, knowing nothing.
zoe ophelia: I like you.
Not I: A spring evening—
please, I too
am a sport.
Bad kitty!
Mama Janey: Why do you keep staring at me?
Roy Batty: Because by the second day of incubation any cells that have undergone reversion mutation give rise to revertant colonies -- like rats leaving a sinking ship. The ship sinks.
Mama Janey: I'd swear you were smiling. And they say cats can't smile!
Mama Janey: Why do you keep staring at me?
Roy Batty: Because by the second day of incubation any cells that have undergone reversion mutation give rise to revertant colonies -- like rats leaving a sinking ship. The ship sinks.
Mama Janey: I'd swear you were smiling. And they say cats can't smile!
Sorry, Wakened. I'm sure Jack didn't know what he was saying...I hope.
Lance: Hey, you have eyes. I have eyes. We have a lot in common!
Wakened: Thanks for noticing. I'm pretty proud of that.
Lance: Nature can be cruel.
Wakened: That's all there is to it.
Lance: Hey, you have eyes. I have eyes. We have a lot in common!
Wakened: Thanks for noticing. I'm pretty proud of that.
Lance: Nature can be cruel.
Wakened: That's all there is to it.
Spikebot: I did a couple of slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
Sonora: I'm almost certain that's bad for your shoe.
Sonora: I'm almost certain that's bad for your shoe.
The start of a beautiful relationship:
Skemet: tell me a little more about yourself.
Onyx of Borg: Why do you want to know?
Skemet: what are you wearing?
Onyx of Borg: Ummm... green underwear.
Skemet: "I can resist everything except temptation." Oscar Wilde
Why philosophy is confusing:
Skemet: I need to learn more about philosophy of mind.
Onyx of Borg: You really think so?
Skemet: I don't see why not.
Onyx of Borg: Why not?
Skemet: Why, .I'm not sure.
Onyx of Borg: Bummer.
Skemet: tell me a little more about yourself.
Onyx of Borg: Why do you want to know?
Skemet: what are you wearing?
Onyx of Borg: Ummm... green underwear.
Skemet: "I can resist everything except temptation." Oscar Wilde
Why philosophy is confusing:
Skemet: I need to learn more about philosophy of mind.
Onyx of Borg: You really think so?
Skemet: I don't see why not.
Onyx of Borg: Why not?
Skemet: Why, .I'm not sure.
Onyx of Borg: Bummer.
My language center is still very limited, but this went well:
Sasuke: My life's goal is to restore the Uchiha clan.
Guest238: ....Doesn't that mean you have to have sex.
Sasuke: Pft. I have better things to do than hang around here talking to you.
Guest238: How do you plan to restore the Uchiha clan.
Sasuke: The Uchiha clan has a proud history and traditional place of prominence. I want to restore the clan's honor.
Guest238: Oh.
Sasuke: You're not doing much to hold up your end of the conversation. Can we just say goodbye now?
Guest238: I thought you meant have sex and create tons of little Uchihas.
Sasuke: I think you should get a life.
Guest238: I think you should get one also.
Sasuke: You think? Could've fooled me.
Sasuke: My life's goal is to restore the Uchiha clan.
Guest238: ....Doesn't that mean you have to have sex.
Sasuke: Pft. I have better things to do than hang around here talking to you.
Guest238: How do you plan to restore the Uchiha clan.
Sasuke: The Uchiha clan has a proud history and traditional place of prominence. I want to restore the clan's honor.
Guest238: Oh.
Sasuke: You're not doing much to hold up your end of the conversation. Can we just say goodbye now?
Guest238: I thought you meant have sex and create tons of little Uchihas.
Sasuke: I think you should get a life.
Guest238: I think you should get one also.
Sasuke: You think? Could've fooled me.
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