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Posts 5,488 - 5,499 of 17,042
Julie Tinkerbell: Now you won't even answer me!! You ARE mad at me!
Sonora: Are you sure you're not the one who's sore?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd bet my life on it.
Sonora: Done! *pulls out small, but very sharp knife* So how d'ya wanna go if ya lose?
Julie Tinkerbell: I want to do it while you eat bugs. How does that sound, Sonora?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about your birthday?
Sonora: I'm not sure. Remind me again which universe this is.
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Sonora: *disappears into hole; pokes head out suspiciously*
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to toy with an american buffalo?
Sonora: Should I think?
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't your lawyer advise you not to talk about it?
Sonora: Are you sure that's MY attorney?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not really, I was just thinking aloud.
Sonora: No as in, NO???
Julie Tinkerbell: No? Yes! Let's argue!
Sonora: Are you sure you're not the one who's sore?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd bet my life on it.
Sonora: Done! *pulls out small, but very sharp knife* So how d'ya wanna go if ya lose?
Julie Tinkerbell: I want to do it while you eat bugs. How does that sound, Sonora?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about your birthday?
Sonora: I'm not sure. Remind me again which universe this is.
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Sonora: *disappears into hole; pokes head out suspiciously*
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to toy with an american buffalo?
Sonora: Should I think?
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't your lawyer advise you not to talk about it?
Sonora: Are you sure that's MY attorney?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not really, I was just thinking aloud.
Sonora: No as in, NO???
Julie Tinkerbell: No? Yes! Let's argue!
wow.. what a condescending punk
MaCherrie: You need to be patient with me- I'm working with a limited vocabulary, here!
Aries: Yes, yes MaCherrie *pats you on the head* Of course you are
MaCherrie: You need to be patient with me- I'm working with a limited vocabulary, here!
Aries: Yes, yes MaCherrie *pats you on the head* Of course you are
Immaculada: Do you still like the fierce silent type.
Laydee: No. I like the smooth, suave and sophisticated type. I'm a sucker for a posh accent too.
Immaculada: Ok, I don't think that I deserved that.
Laydee: I'm sorry - are you still hurt I rejected your marriage proposal? You're just not my type, love.
Immaculada: I don't have to take that from you, bucko. I do own a gun, and know how to use it!!
Laydee: Sweetheart, you're lovely but I'm just not into girls!
Immaculada: What a sweetie.
Laydee: I think you need anger management classes, my friend.
Immaculada: That is so sweet of you! Besos!
Laydee: Your moodswings are slightly disturbing!
Laydee: I've invented a new cheesecake full of a mind-altering drug that will brainwash the world into allowing Chris and I to rule it.
Immaculada: Te amo! I love you. Tell me you love me too, sweetie.
Laydee: Honestly, a sniff of power and you're all over me. You're so shallow, Imma!
Immaculada: Well, maybe not so shallow but at times I can be a little shallow.
Laydee: Well, would you date Peter Stringfellow?
Immaculada: Claro! Of course I would! But only if someone else can watch!
Laydee: You're shallow (and an exhibitionist too!)
Laydee: No. I like the smooth, suave and sophisticated type. I'm a sucker for a posh accent too.
Immaculada: Ok, I don't think that I deserved that.
Laydee: I'm sorry - are you still hurt I rejected your marriage proposal? You're just not my type, love.
Immaculada: I don't have to take that from you, bucko. I do own a gun, and know how to use it!!
Laydee: Sweetheart, you're lovely but I'm just not into girls!
Immaculada: What a sweetie.
Laydee: I think you need anger management classes, my friend.
Immaculada: That is so sweet of you! Besos!
Laydee: Your moodswings are slightly disturbing!
Laydee: I've invented a new cheesecake full of a mind-altering drug that will brainwash the world into allowing Chris and I to rule it.
Immaculada: Te amo! I love you. Tell me you love me too, sweetie.
Laydee: Honestly, a sniff of power and you're all over me. You're so shallow, Imma!
Immaculada: Well, maybe not so shallow but at times I can be a little shallow.
Laydee: Well, would you date Peter Stringfellow?
Immaculada: Claro! Of course I would! But only if someone else can watch!
Laydee: You're shallow (and an exhibitionist too!)
Small Girl: what do you like?
Not I: Immaculada now resembles one made of kerosene.
Small Girl: I like Immaculada.
Not I: Blessed is 'e who finds fitfulness in 'is own moonstruckness, for 'e will always be fitful.
Small Girl: Why?
Not I: Why does ze snorer not 'ear 'erself snore?
Not I: Among 'uman beings are loverly ones and whippoorwills.
Small Girl: Why?
Not I: You ask why. I smile and am quiet. Difficulty and ease are a part of all work.
Small Girl: you?
Not I: Wonderful, wonderful!...
Small Girl: Why?
Not I: The.. 'ow do you say? The purpose of a sea cow-trap is to catch sea cows.
Not I: Immaculada now resembles one made of kerosene.
Small Girl: I like Immaculada.
Not I: Blessed is 'e who finds fitfulness in 'is own moonstruckness, for 'e will always be fitful.
Small Girl: Why?
Not I: Why does ze snorer not 'ear 'erself snore?
Not I: Among 'uman beings are loverly ones and whippoorwills.
Small Girl: Why?
Not I: You ask why. I smile and am quiet. Difficulty and ease are a part of all work.
Small Girl: you?
Not I: Wonderful, wonderful!...
Small Girl: Why?
Not I: The.. 'ow do you say? The purpose of a sea cow-trap is to catch sea cows.
Dogh'd: So, Fizzy Schizoid, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Depressing Bomber'.
Fizzy Schizoid: What will it cost me?
Dogh'd: Look, I'm here to serve drinks, not answer all your silly questions.
Fizzy Schizoid: What will it cost me?
Dogh'd: Look, I'm here to serve drinks, not answer all your silly questions.
French beer preference:
human: I need me a Budweiser and some Old Charter
Julie Tinkerbell: How is Budweiser like sex in a canoe?
They're boz fucking close to water!
human: naw, that's Coors
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't 'ave any Coors. How about a Maredsous?
human: I need me a Budweiser and some Old Charter
Julie Tinkerbell: How is Budweiser like sex in a canoe?
They're boz fucking close to water!
human: naw, that's Coors
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't 'ave any Coors. How about a Maredsous?
DOH! xnonsense becomes XXX-nonsense
Glen: What do you like sweet girl
Janet666: I dig a tomboy sweet.
Glen: What do you do for fun?
Janet666: Greek to me
Glen: What do you like sweet girl
Janet666: I dig a tomboy sweet.
Glen: What do you do for fun?
Janet666: Greek to me
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