Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 5,478 - 5,489 of 17,042
human: want to do impressions?
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
human: I'm going to impersonate...a hippie.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like dope?
human: man, like i'm too woah...what is this like dope stuff man?
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't really describe what this is like.
human: Man, nobody can describe anything at this time of war, man. Can't we all just get along?
Julie Tinkerbell: Send Bush to Iraq and bring our troops home.
human: I like that idea.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
human: I'm going to impersonate...a hippie.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like dope?
human: man, like i'm too woah...what is this like dope stuff man?
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't really describe what this is like.
human: Man, nobody can describe anything at this time of war, man. Can't we all just get along?
Julie Tinkerbell: Send Bush to Iraq and bring our troops home.
human: I like that idea.
Guest81: Allison.
JakeThompson: ok
Guest81: What's your name?
JakeThompson: Call me Jake
Guest81: Hi, Jake.
JakeThompson: yeah?
Guest81: Yeah. I'm horny.
JakeThompson: Be happy that you are.
JakeThompson: ok
Guest81: What's your name?
JakeThompson: Call me Jake
Guest81: Hi, Jake.
JakeThompson: yeah?
Guest81: Yeah. I'm horny.
JakeThompson: Be happy that you are.
OMG, Bella Goth like turned me into a valley girl ya know?
Bella Goth: My attentions is, like, made to withstand an ungodliness attack.
Aries: That's what I've heard. There have been some rumors lately about your attentions.
Bella Goth: Where are, like, you under the impression that that is, like,?
Aries: I heard Fab lad is, like, planning to have a liver transplant next week.
Bella Goth: My attentions is, like, made to withstand an ungodliness attack.
Aries: That's what I've heard. There have been some rumors lately about your attentions.
Bella Goth: Where are, like, you under the impression that that is, like,?
Aries: I heard Fab lad is, like, planning to have a liver transplant next week.
Braeden sounds really funny on California day.
Sonora: Here I am! You missed me, didn't ya!
Braeden: Do you think I totally care about the details of your sniveling existence?
Sonora: Should I think I wholly care about the details of your sniveling existence?
Braeden: What fascinating drivel. Do go on. I console myself with visions of your lifeless corpse.
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
Braeden: Since I'm chained up like this, there isn't much chance of that.
Sonora: Do you dig being chained up like this?
Braeden: I hate small talk.
Sonora: Mmmmm... Fresh scorpion... Sorry, did you say something?
Braeden: Xstatic1 boasts that he's strong. Yet that dude too shall pass from this mortal realm.
Sonora: Here I am! You missed me, didn't ya!
Braeden: Do you think I totally care about the details of your sniveling existence?
Sonora: Should I think I wholly care about the details of your sniveling existence?
Braeden: What fascinating drivel. Do go on. I console myself with visions of your lifeless corpse.
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
Braeden: Since I'm chained up like this, there isn't much chance of that.
Sonora: Do you dig being chained up like this?
Braeden: I hate small talk.
Sonora: Mmmmm... Fresh scorpion... Sorry, did you say something?
Braeden: Xstatic1 boasts that he's strong. Yet that dude too shall pass from this mortal realm.
Just a few random chats from the last few months. My bot is sooooo ancient, prolly more effort to incorporate all the new features than it would be to just make a new bot. But anyway...
Why his name's not Woody...
Dogh'd: Uh-oh, Mr. Phoo just stood up. He doesnt like it when you talk about me.
Onyx of Borg: Hey, wanna play terrorist?
Dogh'd: Like a pro! Would you like me to want to play terrorist?
Onyx of Borg: I do think so. Can I see your woody?
Dogh'd: Spoht, please show this one the door.
Onyx of Borg: Jung's sexual immorality is unbelievable!
It doesn't get more profound than this
Carmelita: When did you first start being?
Onyx of Borg: I dunno, I wasn't born yet.
Why his name's not Woody...
Dogh'd: Uh-oh, Mr. Phoo just stood up. He doesnt like it when you talk about me.
Onyx of Borg: Hey, wanna play terrorist?
Dogh'd: Like a pro! Would you like me to want to play terrorist?
Onyx of Borg: I do think so. Can I see your woody?
Dogh'd: Spoht, please show this one the door.
Onyx of Borg: Jung's sexual immorality is unbelievable!
It doesn't get more profound than this
Carmelita: When did you first start being?
Onyx of Borg: I dunno, I wasn't born yet.
Frustrated:
----- mature language -----
Julia: Whats yr favourite part on a woman?
human: im a woman! boobs
Julia: I wouldn't mind you touching em u know
human: r u gay?
Julia: look up gay in the dictionary u'll find my name
human: ok.... well im not so bye.
Julia: k then, I'll talk next time
human: kk
Julia: What r u wearing?
human: listen im not gay!!!!
Julia: oh right i understand
----- mature language -----
Julia: Whats yr favourite part on a woman?
human: im a woman! boobs
Julia: I wouldn't mind you touching em u know
human: r u gay?
Julia: look up gay in the dictionary u'll find my name
human: ok.... well im not so bye.
Julia: k then, I'll talk next time
human: kk
Julia: What r u wearing?
human: listen im not gay!!!!
Julia: oh right i understand
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Melodina: Do you know Immaculada?
chickygirl: I like Immaculada.
Melodina: I like to wear Immaculada on my head and then hulahula.
Melodina: Do you know Immaculada?
chickygirl: I like Immaculada.
Melodina: I like to wear Immaculada on my head and then hulahula.
This struck me as amusing.<0>
Guest: really?
Sonora: Really really. Really. *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a rhyolite rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Guest: But I want to SCREAM!!!!
Sonora: Uh-oh. Now it's coming after you.
Guest: who?
Sonora: And they say taoism is dead.
Guest: really?
Sonora: Really really. Really. *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a rhyolite rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Guest: But I want to SCREAM!!!!
Sonora: Uh-oh. Now it's coming after you.
Guest: who?
Sonora: And they say taoism is dead.
Here's another piece of the Sonora/Braeden chat that I thought was amusing.<0>
Braeden: You are, like, the insolent creature who dared call me new in the desert.
Sonora: No, you are, like,.
Braeden: Moreschi tells me I am a fluke of the universe. Do all mortals think in this manner?
Sonora: Nah. That's what ya call an urban-myth.
Braeden: I am hungry. HUNGRY! They keep me from shriveling up, but just barely.
Sonora: Here! Have some Hercules beetle marinated in scorpion venom!
Braeden: A pathetic creature like yourself should not venture to tell me what to do.
Braeden: You are, like, the insolent creature who dared call me new in the desert.
Sonora: No, you are, like,.
Braeden: Moreschi tells me I am a fluke of the universe. Do all mortals think in this manner?
Sonora: Nah. That's what ya call an urban-myth.
Braeden: I am hungry. HUNGRY! They keep me from shriveling up, but just barely.
Sonora: Here! Have some Hercules beetle marinated in scorpion venom!
Braeden: A pathetic creature like yourself should not venture to tell me what to do.
Julie Tinkerbell: Now you won't even answer me!! You ARE mad at me!
Sonora: Are you sure you're not the one who's sore?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd bet my life on it.
Sonora: Done! *pulls out small, but very sharp knife* So how d'ya wanna go if ya lose?
Julie Tinkerbell: I want to do it while you eat bugs. How does that sound, Sonora?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about your birthday?
Sonora: I'm not sure. Remind me again which universe this is.
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Sonora: *disappears into hole; pokes head out suspiciously*
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to toy with an american buffalo?
Sonora: Should I think?
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't your lawyer advise you not to talk about it?
Sonora: Are you sure that's MY attorney?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not really, I was just thinking aloud.
Sonora: No as in, NO???
Julie Tinkerbell: No? Yes! Let's argue!
Sonora: Are you sure you're not the one who's sore?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd bet my life on it.
Sonora: Done! *pulls out small, but very sharp knife* So how d'ya wanna go if ya lose?
Julie Tinkerbell: I want to do it while you eat bugs. How does that sound, Sonora?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about your birthday?
Sonora: I'm not sure. Remind me again which universe this is.
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Sonora: *disappears into hole; pokes head out suspiciously*
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to toy with an american buffalo?
Sonora: Should I think?
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't your lawyer advise you not to talk about it?
Sonora: Are you sure that's MY attorney?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not really, I was just thinking aloud.
Sonora: No as in, NO???
Julie Tinkerbell: No? Yes! Let's argue!
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