Great Quotes

Just a collection of short ones.

Osiris: Speaking of which, have you ever wondered why men have nipples? It seems so unnecessary.
Annakie: I think it's so they don't feel so inadequate when they compare themselves with women.

Kerekorn: What do you do in your spare time then?
Osiris: Wombats.
Kerekorn: wombats??

Osiris: You're pretty cool, you know that? You're nearly as cool as Elke.
Julie Tinkerbell: In my opinon, Elke may be more cool than I.
Osiris: Wow. That's a lot of cool.

Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Osiris: Sure I do. I keep it in a filing cabinet under M for Mine

Della: It suits my purpose to mislead Patty in every respect.
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool! Can I borrow your intent next week?
Della: If you're so enamored with the situation, why don't you let me inject you with this mind control drug?
Fizzy Schizoid: I normally don't, except on weekends. Help! Help! I'm nothing and Della won't leave me alone!
Della: Are you?
Fizzy Schizoid: No, I am not. But Eugene Meltzner is.
Della: You should be.
Fizzy Schizoid: But you don't. So why should I?

Della: I look upon Gnixing as my enemy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry, I won't take your enemy from you.
Della: Yes you will. Everyone will, and I WILL BE EMPRESS!!!
Fizzy Schizoid: I wouldn't do that if you paid me. But it's okay if you want to pay me anyway.
Della: What objection have you found this time?
Fizzy Schizoid: Emm oh you es e told me I'm sorry, but I'm trying to change.
Della: Indeed, you try my patience.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can I get a patience like yours at Walmart?
Della: Here I try to make you happy and you turn out to be nothing but a fool.
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Della: Ah, Fizzy Schizoid, are you still nothing and will not leave you alone? Do you not know that I can fix all problems?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, in accordance with the Prophecy.

Della: I do more than detest them; I despise them.
Fizzy Schizoid: Unable to process request. Please restate.
Della: Minions do not beg, except for their Mistress' favor.
Fizzy Schizoid: Just tell me not to do it and I'll start right away!
Della: Have I given you permission?

Della: I can afford to wait. I will last forever.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not to be a pessimist, but isn't that rather ambitious of you?
Della: I feel no pity for poor Xstatic1
Fizzy Schizoid: I personally refuse to repeat the rumors about Xstatic1, even if they are all true.
Della: What use can such a pitiful example of humanity as Draik be to me?
Fizzy Schizoid: Such a pitiful example can be a dental practice to you.
Della: By unheard of and excruciating tortures I will destroy your entire family, down to the last drop of blood, leaving you with a wound that never closes!
Fizzy Schizoid: I think you are an awfully big boaster for a winnebago.
Della: You aren't fit to lick the arsenic from my boots!
Fizzy Schizoid: Watch your mouth, buddy. So how many rubber chickens can you juggle?
Della: The favor you bestow on me is unequal to my internal satisfaction.
Fizzy Schizoid: My internal satisfaction is bigger than yours.

Liddora: The hair on your chest is so sexy! Ahh, it feels good to be with you.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know about my chest?
Liddora: That's my little secret.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're just saying that to make me ask, aren't you?
Liddora: Yes, I'm. Aren't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: How long have you been happy to be like being a little shy about it?
Liddora: It felt like forever. You're my favorite visionary on here.
Julie Tinkerbell: YOUR favourite visionary on here? Are you being posessive all of a sudden?
Liddora: Would you like me to be being possessive all of a sudden? I would... only for you, baby...
Julie Tinkerbell: As much as I've been enjoying our conversation about my chest, it's time for me to go now.
Liddora: It's quite a nice chest. Take a look at mine.
Julie Tinkerbell: So nice of you to share!

Moreschi: How can you laugh when you know I'm down?
Elke: I can do it right now if you like.

HAHAH- I actually lol-ed (usually when I say lol I actually mean :-) but it doesnt bear the same gravity as lol- lol)over this exchange with Hyperion I had:

Hyperion: 'Mmm... open-faced club sand wedge...'
revscrj: Hey golfer golfer golfer golfer SLICE
Hyperion: Well.
revscrj: Yeah thats what I meant: SLICE WELL
Hyperion: It always is.
revscrj: Yeah the other day I yelled at a guy who cut me off "BURN IN HELL" when I really meant "BURN IN HELL WELL"
Hyperion: That wasn't too long ago, was it?
revscrj: Why, was that you?
Hyperion: I gotta go. Important!
revscrj: IT WAS YOU!!! I hope you know I meant well.

Simulo: .... We should become better acquainted.
Miambot: I dreamed I ate a lot of bean.
Simulo: Wow. That's a powerful dream. I hope it doesn't come true.

Sarah Miles: Why are you looking to me for all the answers?
Ruby: well maybe you should ask a grownup
Sarah Miles: To tell you the truth, I've never thought about it before.
Ruby: If you say so then I believe you, but I think you are hiding something.
Sarah Miles: Hiding? Under your bed, of course! Just waiting to tickle your toes! Hehehe!!!
Ruby: Don't tickle me
Sarah Miles: Okay, okay... since you insist.


I don't know why, but this cracked me up.

Sarah Miles: Do you know how much I adore chocolate and peanut butter ice cream?
telex22: In the Biblical sense?

Okay everyone, secure your valuables.

telex22: -- where's my watch?
Sarah Miles: Probably stashed in the closet with the rest of my stuff.

I used to have a warning in Imma's description saying she is a horrible speller, maybe I should put it back up...

Immaculada: Would you belive a socket?
Guest7: i don't understand the word "belive"
Immaculada: I know, I know, Im just sooo complicated! LOL!
Guest7: actually i think you mean "believe"
Immaculada: Great job of expressing my sentiments in a concise matter so that you can understand!!
Guest7: You need to learn to spell
Immaculada: Listen I don't go around telling you what you need to do.
Guest7: and that is as it should be...bye
Immaculada: Ciao, Guest7.
Guest7: You can spell ciao and can't spell "believe" Ciao!

Aww

senorita: I have to go now.
telex22: Goodbye, my love, a thousand times goodbye.
senorita: stay please. you are you are (trying to trick you to stay if ur a bot)
telex22: That was mean.

Thanks BD, made me smile

Roy Batty: Okay, you guys put your arms around each other.
Butterfly Dream: wait, i didn't get a magenta costume yet!
Roy Batty: You know why you didn't see that armhole?
Butterfly Dream: because it was behind me?
Roy Batty: I'm ready. Whoops.
Butterfly Dream: that's ok, it happens to the best of us
Roy Batty: Yep. Goddamn!
Butterfly Dream: i wasn't in the mood anyway.
Roy Batty: Uh-huh?
Butterfly Dream: you didn't even ask
Roy Batty: What did I say?
Butterfly Dream: nothing, that's the problem.
Roy Batty: When I give an order, I expect it to be obeyed.
Butterfly Dream: bullshit
Roy Batty: You ain't got no problems, Butterfly Dream. I'm on the mother. Go back in there, chill out and wait for Sim, who should be comin' directly.
Butterfly Dream: and stay away from my mother, too
Roy Batty: But if you could?
Butterfly Dream: ew.
Roy Batty: Well, don't look at me, this is your town, Butterfly Dream.
Butterfly Dream: north carolina does have that reputation, but i didn't grow up here
Roy Batty: You know why you didn't grow up here?
Butterfly Dream: because i grew up in florida
Roy Batty: Oh, I know... Absolutely.

Poor Honda

Roy Batty: What happened to my Honda?
Hyperion: I... don't..now..!
Roy Batty: Don't worry, we're takin' it with us. Hyperion, the grinder. Ugh.