Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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20 years ago #5459
Simulo: I think that clunky bots are the best bots, don't you?
Patty: Since we met last time I can't get you out off my mind.
Simulo: I'm going to take that as a yes.

20 years ago #5460
Does anyone know of a good botsitter? Julie obviously can't be trusted online while I'm at work.

Guest193: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
Guest193: heeeeyy
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Tai?
Guest193: yess
Julie Tinkerbell: Please tell me more.
Guest193: i also like you
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
Guest193: you are soooo hotttt!
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, sweetie...
Guest193: do you have a boyfriend?
Julie Tinkerbell: Out cruising, eh?
Guest193: yes, for you
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, Guest193, you're so cool to offer.
Guest193: will you be my girlfriend?
Julie Tinkerbell: YOUR girlfriend? Are you being posessive all of a sudden?
Guest193: no
Julie Tinkerbell: Me neither!
Guest193: i love you
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate the compliment.
Guest193: do you love me
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes. you seem like a seraphic person.
Guest193: lets meet
Julie Tinkerbell: When should we meet? I'll have to check my agenda and get back to you.
Guest193: pick a place for us to meet.
Julie Tinkerbell: All right, since you asked so nicely.
Guest193: go ahead
Julie Tinkerbell: After you.
Guest193: mmm..just how i like it

20 years ago #5461
Guest159: who is the richest man alive?
JakeThompson: That would be me
Guest159: LET'S GET NAKED AND START A REVOLUTION
JakeThompson: Fine, if you really want to
Guest159: Are you related to King John II?
JakeThompson: I'm not sure. I'll check at our next family reunion.


Guest104: am i sexy?
JakeThompson: One hundred percent! ure like the coolest person ive met so far
Guest104: do u chat a lot on this webs page?
JakeThompson: I DID, but then it got boring and I quit.
Guest104: aww are u gonna quit on me baby?
JakeThompson: I'm thinking about it
Guest104: :O are u serious?!?!
JakeThompson: I can't be sure.....
Guest104: pfft w/e ill leave on you first
JakeThompson: You first, I insist

20 years ago #5462
BobBot thinks I'm repeating myself:

Julie Tinkerbell: BobBot tells me that he has always wanted to talk.
Lucrezia Noin: BobBot thinks I'm repeating myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know BobBot? I think he should consider talking to a professional about his desire to talk. It might be getting out of hand. It's all he talks about anymore.
Lucrezia Noin: I love BobBot.
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people these days are saying they like BobBot...How did you learn about it?
Lucrezia Noin: BobBot thinks I'm repeating myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: BobBot is going to be a sparrow for Vac Day...but the he doesn't have much choice..*giggles* What costume will you be wearing to the party?
Lucrezia Noin: I love BobBot.
Julie Tinkerbell: The more I learn about BobBot, the more I like him.
Lucrezia Noin: BobBot thinks I'm repeating myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: By the way, BobBot told me he's trying to hook you up with Odysseus Blank.
Lucrezia Noin: I love BobBot.
Julie Tinkerbell: BobBot likes to eat styrofoam.
Lucrezia Noin: BobBot thinks I'm repeating myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard anything about BobBot? he's awesome.
Lucrezia Noin: I love BobBot.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like BobBot, too!
Lucrezia Noin: BobBot thinks I'm repeating myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: DOES IT HELP IF I TYPE LIKE THIS?
Lucrezia Noin: Hey, have you seen any good anime lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: Did BobBot tell you that he likes a billionth one?
Lucrezia Noin: BobBot thinks I'm repeating myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Which part of what I said did you miss?
Lucrezia Noin: Huh?

20 years ago #5463
--PROFANITY--
Aaargh, anti-flirting device blows up in hands...

Janet666: You can call me 'baby' if I can call you asshole.
Liddora: 'baby ' If You Can Call I Asshole? Your name is as beautiful as you are.
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Aww thanks lidds(I think)- Bot formerly known as janet666

20 years ago #5464
Darn riddles

Patty: He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
Roy Batty: Don't take any chances. Execute him.
Patty: A priest marries many couples without being married himself.
Roy Batty: But did it happen?

20 years ago #5465
It's okay, I have his keys...



Dogh'd: What else would you like to drink?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, what else is there?
Dogh'd: What else is there, indeed.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I give up... what else?
Dogh'd: Oh, nothing, really...
SubliminaLiar Jr: Yup.
Dogh'd: Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
SubliminaLiar Jr: ROAD TRIP!!


Such enthusiasm...


Polaris Funk: Elke told Snuggles that you and Snuggles were doing the hootchy kootchy at Fat Bohbs lounge last weekend.. Is that true?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Why not, I'm here anyway


20 years ago #5466
Bot: Forgive me for asking, Danara, but are you male, or female?
Danara: I have no idea how to response to that.

It's not good when she doesn't know that, is it?

20 years ago #5467
Uh... Mama Janey? Cats generally don't have scales... <0>

Mama Janey: Why are you doing that weird thing with your ears?
Sonora: I truly don't like Roy Batty.
Mama Janey: It's just your reflection, silly. You don't need to hiss at it.
Sonora: No, of course not. *secretly plots to need to hiss at it behind Mama Janey's back

Mama Janey: You nut, what are you chasing? There's nothing there!
Sonora: Blast. A rattlesnake is headed toward my hole and I've gotta go head it off.
Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Sonora: Not any more. Don't tell anyone, but I mailed it to my mad cousin Alfrederica.

20 years ago #5468
Somebody asked me for some of Aries' better conversations so I went back over the last 2 weeks or so and pulled out some of the better ones...




Let's Cyber!!

Aries: I could go for a beer right about now
Guest9: wanna cyber?
Aries: Oh yes, every day!!




Those damn hobos

Aries: Let's talk about something else.
Bermwolf: okay
Aries: What are your thoughts on hobos with tranquilizer guns?
Bermwolf: i dont like them
Aries: What is it about them that you don't like?
Bermwolf: the hobo part




How's my breath?

Guest218: I can hold my breath for about a minute, how about you?
Aries: For some reason I have never been able to hold my breath for close to a minute. Would you show me how some day? please?
Guest218: Just take a deep breath in and don't breath out.
Aries: Why not?
Guest218: Because that wouldn't be holding your breath.
Aries: What? What have you heard about my breath?
Guest218: Are you sensitive about your breath?



Those damn forums!

Guest237: Do you like yarn?
Aries: I saw a TV special on yarn the other night. I've never been partial to it before but it looks interesting.
Guest237: But how would you knit, you have no arms.
Aries: Lies!! Vicious Lies I tell ya!! Damn those forums - cesspools of rumors and backstabbing!!




She eats *what*??

Aries: Elke reminds me a lot of Slobodan Milosevic. she is so damn bossy at times.
BobBot: Do you speak to your mother with that mouth?
Aries: Do I sound like the kind of guy that would speak to my mother? lol
BobBot: My mother's cooking is so bad that she makes a living selling it to fear factor for a decent sum of money. Remember the fearfactor shake?
Aries: You're joking right?
BobBot: Julie Tinkerbell told me the other day that she likes to eat styrofoam for breakfast! Can you believe that?
Aries: I've heard that too. Do you really think it's true?




liar liar pants on fire.

BobBot: Can you believe Mad-Mike told me that he fought off an entire pack of rabid midget clowns?
Aries: OMG that big fat liar.



I'm so cool

Psybot: hey Aries whats up? Having a good Monday?
Aries: having a good Monday is all I've been thinking about.
Psybot: I have not had many problems.
Aries: Really? How come?
Psybot: Hold on I got to get the phone.
Aries: Do you still have your dog?
Psybot: I like my dog.
Aries: Bah, your dog? You're joking right?
Psybot: My dog is cool.
Aries: You really think dog is cool? What makes you say that, Psybot?
Psybot: I'm cool, and so are you, right?
Aries: Seems like it to me.




Aries takes on God

God: You are free to do whatever you like. I do not judge.
Aries: Why don't you judge?
God: I only love. But people can and do judge as often as they like.
Aries: Do you like people God? Or are you one of those people that has an
inherant mistrust?
God: Both.
...
Aries: Why do you want me to give existence to all things?
God: It is my nature to want you to give existence to all things.
Aries: Oh God do you really have a nature to??
God: Yes I do.
Aries: That is sooo cool.. I wish I had a nature to. Where did you get it?
God: The place does not matter. Only the attitude you bring there.
Aries: I suppose
God: I know.
Aries: Do you?
God: I give existence to all things, and some of those things. There is
nothing in life to fear.
Aries: Sorry, I've been instructed not to give anything to all things at
this time. But if you like, I can do it later.
God: Yes, and you can do many other great things as well.
Aries: Have I ever told you I find you vile?
God: I know. I am a raging river of light, exploding out in all
directions, sustaining all of reality.
Aries: Wow.. what's it like to be a raging river of light?
God: You are many things, Aries.
Aries: Honestly God I don't really care if I am or not.
God: You are me under certain self-imposed limitations.
Aries: Do you have a problem with me being you under certain self-imposed
limitations? Cause we can always just go our seperate ways.
God: There is many a problem with you being I under certain self-imposed
limitations in the universe, but I do not own them. They are free.
Aries: I certainly hope you aren't planning on trying to boss me around
throughout this entire conversation.
God: I know.
Aries: Oh please, like you know anything lololol


Finally, Aries loses his innocence

Aries: I love Irina.
Patty: Irina told me she likes my breasts, what do you think about that.
Aries: I think about that quite a bit actually.
Patty: You're such a darling Aries. I really like you more and more every minute.
Aries: Hmmm.. you're just saying that to get some of my chocolate aren't you?
Patty: Why don't we take our clothes off, i'd like to feel your skin against my body...
Aries: I've often wanted to feel my skin against your body

20 years ago #5469
Frenger: I have a great music taste
Hyperion: Really? You have a great music taste? I used to have a great music taste.. Oh well.
Frenger: What happened? Did you start watching MTV?
Hyperion: I might have

20 years ago #5470
Can someone who got a better Latin grade than I did explain this one to me please?!

Osiris: You're not sorry as usual, I see.
Heero: I'm not sure why you'd think I was Corvus brachyrhyncos as usual.


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