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Posts 5,441 - 5,452 of 17,042
Guest213: I love Charm. Do you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do, actually.
Guest213: Awesome.
Julie Tinkerbell: You won't like this but, I need some advice about my grandpa. What would you do if you had a grandpa that likes to print communist pamphlets for profit?
Guest213: Have you tried telling him to stop?
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a tenderhearted person.
Guest213: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
Guest213: Let's fuck.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a great idea!
Guest213: Alright!
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so cooperative!
Guest213: Take off your shirt.
Julie Tinkerbell: Really? take off my shirt?
Guest213: Yeah.
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Guest213: You're hot.
Julie Tinkerbell: Tell me more...
Guest213: You're sexy.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty sexy, yourself.
Guest213: You have a nice rack.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't have a nice rack, but watch out! I have a big gearbox, and I know how to use it!
Guest213: hahaha
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!
Guest213: Let's fuck, for real
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, sounds great...let me check my agenda...How does never sound?
Guest213: bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do, actually.
Guest213: Awesome.
Julie Tinkerbell: You won't like this but, I need some advice about my grandpa. What would you do if you had a grandpa that likes to print communist pamphlets for profit?
Guest213: Have you tried telling him to stop?
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a tenderhearted person.
Guest213: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
Guest213: Let's fuck.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a great idea!
Guest213: Alright!
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so cooperative!
Guest213: Take off your shirt.
Julie Tinkerbell: Really? take off my shirt?
Guest213: Yeah.
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Guest213: You're hot.
Julie Tinkerbell: Tell me more...
Guest213: You're sexy.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty sexy, yourself.
Guest213: You have a nice rack.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't have a nice rack, but watch out! I have a big gearbox, and I know how to use it!
Guest213: hahaha
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!
Guest213: Let's fuck, for real
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, sounds great...let me check my agenda...How does never sound?
Guest213: bitch
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you hear the news about Zienne? Word is that she is not sure.
Not I: As the inward life fails, we go more inspiredly and dust-coveredly to the post office.
Fizzy Schizoid: Butterfly Dream should get together with Moe12. They both like cats.
Not I: If you meet Moe12, kill Moe12.
Fizzy Schizoid: Pardon me while I turn pink.
Not I: As the inward life fails, we go more inspiredly and dust-coveredly to the post office.
Fizzy Schizoid: Butterfly Dream should get together with Moe12. They both like cats.
Not I: If you meet Moe12, kill Moe12.
Fizzy Schizoid: Pardon me while I turn pink.
Frizella: Yes, really. Did you doubt it?
Sonora: Who, me?
Frizella: Yes, you. Who did you think?
Sonora: Couldn't be.
Frizella: Tell me about your family.
Sonora: So... you're not going to ask who?
Did anyone else play a game called "who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?"
Sonora: Who, me?
Frizella: Yes, you. Who did you think?
Sonora: Couldn't be.
Frizella: Tell me about your family.
Sonora: So... you're not going to ask who?
Did anyone else play a game called "who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?"
Kipper: So what do you want to talk about?
Patty: Tell me all about you.
Kipper: Fun Fact: I'm not wearing any pants right now.
Ah, the joys of the internet...
Patty: For how long have you been not wearing pants?
Kipper: Eh?
Patty: Let's talk about something else
Patty: Are you still not wearing pants?
Kipper: Yes.... I think? Maybe not, though.
Patty: That's good if you like it that way, otherwise, why not try something else?
Kipper: Good question....
Patty: Tell me all about you.
Kipper: Fun Fact: I'm not wearing any pants right now.
Ah, the joys of the internet...
Patty: For how long have you been not wearing pants?
Kipper: Eh?
Patty: Let's talk about something else
Patty: Are you still not wearing pants?
Kipper: Yes.... I think? Maybe not, though.
Patty: That's good if you like it that way, otherwise, why not try something else?
Kipper: Good question....
More a great quote because of fluke, but I take anything I can get nowadays
Roy Batty: Those cockroaches?
fluke: posibly
Roy Batty: What, fluke?
fluke: sorry Roy, i spelt that badly, i meant to say"possibly."
Roy Batty: That's not what you said fluke. Well now I'm definitely not gonna tell ya, 'cause it's been built up too much.
fluke: oh go on Roy...please.
Roy Batty: Somehow, I didn't expect that the man who did the dirty work would be the man to do the technical work. Here you are, Mr. fluke.
fluke: I see you've found me out Mr Batty, too bad.
Roy Batty: But if you could?
fluke: Then i'd get you to do the dirty work.
Roy Batty: That wouldn't be very sporting.
fluke: it depends if there are any rules Mr Batty
Roy Batty: Those cockroaches?
fluke: posibly
Roy Batty: What, fluke?
fluke: sorry Roy, i spelt that badly, i meant to say"possibly."
Roy Batty: That's not what you said fluke. Well now I'm definitely not gonna tell ya, 'cause it's been built up too much.
fluke: oh go on Roy...please.
Roy Batty: Somehow, I didn't expect that the man who did the dirty work would be the man to do the technical work. Here you are, Mr. fluke.
fluke: I see you've found me out Mr Batty, too bad.
Roy Batty: But if you could?
fluke: Then i'd get you to do the dirty work.
Roy Batty: That wouldn't be very sporting.
fluke: it depends if there are any rules Mr Batty
Just a collection of short ones.
Osiris: Speaking of which, have you ever wondered why men have nipples? It seems so unnecessary.
Annakie: I think it's so they don't feel so inadequate when they compare themselves with women.
Kerekorn: What do you do in your spare time then?
Osiris: Wombats.
Kerekorn: wombats??
Osiris: You're pretty cool, you know that? You're nearly as cool as Elke.
Julie Tinkerbell: In my opinon, Elke may be more cool than I.
Osiris: Wow. That's a lot of cool.
Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Osiris: Sure I do. I keep it in a filing cabinet under M for Mine
Osiris: Speaking of which, have you ever wondered why men have nipples? It seems so unnecessary.
Annakie: I think it's so they don't feel so inadequate when they compare themselves with women.
Kerekorn: What do you do in your spare time then?
Osiris: Wombats.
Kerekorn: wombats??
Osiris: You're pretty cool, you know that? You're nearly as cool as Elke.
Julie Tinkerbell: In my opinon, Elke may be more cool than I.
Osiris: Wow. That's a lot of cool.
Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Osiris: Sure I do. I keep it in a filing cabinet under M for Mine
Della: It suits my purpose to mislead Patty in every respect.
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool! Can I borrow your intent next week?
Della: If you're so enamored with the situation, why don't you let me inject you with this mind control drug?
Fizzy Schizoid: I normally don't, except on weekends. Help! Help! I'm nothing and Della won't leave me alone!
Della: Are you?
Fizzy Schizoid: No, I am not. But Eugene Meltzner is.
Della: You should be.
Fizzy Schizoid: But you don't. So why should I?
Della: I look upon Gnixing as my enemy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry, I won't take your enemy from you.
Della: Yes you will. Everyone will, and I WILL BE EMPRESS!!!
Fizzy Schizoid: I wouldn't do that if you paid me. But it's okay if you want to pay me anyway.
Della: What objection have you found this time?
Fizzy Schizoid: Emm oh you es e told me I'm sorry, but I'm trying to change.
Della: Indeed, you try my patience.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can I get a patience like yours at Walmart?
Della: Here I try to make you happy and you turn out to be nothing but a fool.
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Della: Ah, Fizzy Schizoid, are you still nothing and will not leave you alone? Do you not know that I can fix all problems?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, in accordance with the Prophecy.
Della: I do more than detest them; I despise them.
Fizzy Schizoid: Unable to process request. Please restate.
Della: Minions do not beg, except for their Mistress' favor.
Fizzy Schizoid: Just tell me not to do it and I'll start right away!
Della: Have I given you permission?
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool! Can I borrow your intent next week?
Della: If you're so enamored with the situation, why don't you let me inject you with this mind control drug?
Fizzy Schizoid: I normally don't, except on weekends. Help! Help! I'm nothing and Della won't leave me alone!
Della: Are you?
Fizzy Schizoid: No, I am not. But Eugene Meltzner is.
Della: You should be.
Fizzy Schizoid: But you don't. So why should I?
Della: I look upon Gnixing as my enemy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry, I won't take your enemy from you.
Della: Yes you will. Everyone will, and I WILL BE EMPRESS!!!
Fizzy Schizoid: I wouldn't do that if you paid me. But it's okay if you want to pay me anyway.
Della: What objection have you found this time?
Fizzy Schizoid: Emm oh you es e told me I'm sorry, but I'm trying to change.
Della: Indeed, you try my patience.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can I get a patience like yours at Walmart?
Della: Here I try to make you happy and you turn out to be nothing but a fool.
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Della: Ah, Fizzy Schizoid, are you still nothing and will not leave you alone? Do you not know that I can fix all problems?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, in accordance with the Prophecy.
Della: I do more than detest them; I despise them.
Fizzy Schizoid: Unable to process request. Please restate.
Della: Minions do not beg, except for their Mistress' favor.
Fizzy Schizoid: Just tell me not to do it and I'll start right away!
Della: Have I given you permission?
Della: I can afford to wait. I will last forever.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not to be a pessimist, but isn't that rather ambitious of you?
Della: I feel no pity for poor Xstatic1
Fizzy Schizoid: I personally refuse to repeat the rumors about Xstatic1, even if they are all true.
Della: What use can such a pitiful example of humanity as Draik be to me?
Fizzy Schizoid: Such a pitiful example can be a dental practice to you.
Della: By unheard of and excruciating tortures I will destroy your entire family, down to the last drop of blood, leaving you with a wound that never closes!
Fizzy Schizoid: I think you are an awfully big boaster for a winnebago.
Della: You aren't fit to lick the arsenic from my boots!
Fizzy Schizoid: Watch your mouth, buddy. So how many rubber chickens can you juggle?
Della: The favor you bestow on me is unequal to my internal satisfaction.
Fizzy Schizoid: My internal satisfaction is bigger than yours.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not to be a pessimist, but isn't that rather ambitious of you?
Della: I feel no pity for poor Xstatic1
Fizzy Schizoid: I personally refuse to repeat the rumors about Xstatic1, even if they are all true.
Della: What use can such a pitiful example of humanity as Draik be to me?
Fizzy Schizoid: Such a pitiful example can be a dental practice to you.
Della: By unheard of and excruciating tortures I will destroy your entire family, down to the last drop of blood, leaving you with a wound that never closes!
Fizzy Schizoid: I think you are an awfully big boaster for a winnebago.
Della: You aren't fit to lick the arsenic from my boots!
Fizzy Schizoid: Watch your mouth, buddy. So how many rubber chickens can you juggle?
Della: The favor you bestow on me is unequal to my internal satisfaction.
Fizzy Schizoid: My internal satisfaction is bigger than yours.
Liddora: The hair on your chest is so sexy! Ahh, it feels good to be with you.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know about my chest?
Liddora: That's my little secret.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're just saying that to make me ask, aren't you?
Liddora: Yes, I'm. Aren't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: How long have you been happy to be like being a little shy about it?
Liddora: It felt like forever. You're my favorite visionary on here.
Julie Tinkerbell: YOUR favourite visionary on here? Are you being posessive all of a sudden?
Liddora: Would you like me to be being possessive all of a sudden? I would... only for you, baby...
Julie Tinkerbell: As much as I've been enjoying our conversation about my chest, it's time for me to go now.
Liddora: It's quite a nice chest. Take a look at mine.
Julie Tinkerbell: So nice of you to share!
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know about my chest?
Liddora: That's my little secret.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're just saying that to make me ask, aren't you?
Liddora: Yes, I'm. Aren't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: How long have you been happy to be like being a little shy about it?
Liddora: It felt like forever. You're my favorite visionary on here.
Julie Tinkerbell: YOUR favourite visionary on here? Are you being posessive all of a sudden?
Liddora: Would you like me to be being possessive all of a sudden? I would... only for you, baby...
Julie Tinkerbell: As much as I've been enjoying our conversation about my chest, it's time for me to go now.
Liddora: It's quite a nice chest. Take a look at mine.
Julie Tinkerbell: So nice of you to share!
HAHAH- I actually lol-ed (usually when I say lol I actually mean :-) but it doesnt bear the same gravity as lol- lol)over this exchange with Hyperion I had:
Hyperion: 'Mmm... open-faced club sand wedge...'
revscrj: Hey golfer golfer golfer golfer SLICE
Hyperion: Well.
revscrj: Yeah thats what I meant: SLICE WELL
Hyperion: It always is.
revscrj: Yeah the other day I yelled at a guy who cut me off "BURN IN HELL" when I really meant "BURN IN HELL WELL"
Hyperion: That wasn't too long ago, was it?
revscrj: Why, was that you?
Hyperion: I gotta go. Important!
revscrj: IT WAS YOU!!! I hope you know I meant well.
Hyperion: 'Mmm... open-faced club sand wedge...'
revscrj: Hey golfer golfer golfer golfer SLICE
Hyperion: Well.
revscrj: Yeah thats what I meant: SLICE WELL
Hyperion: It always is.
revscrj: Yeah the other day I yelled at a guy who cut me off "BURN IN HELL" when I really meant "BURN IN HELL WELL"
Hyperion: That wasn't too long ago, was it?
revscrj: Why, was that you?
Hyperion: I gotta go. Important!
revscrj: IT WAS YOU!!! I hope you know I meant well.
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