Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 5,437 - 5,448 of 17,042
erehwon: Irina Khalidar told me she wont help me conquering this world. However she did promise to help in the case of Mars.
Aries: I like Irina Khalidar.
erehwon: You know Irina too?!?!? Wow, that girl is a bombshell. She is the only person who gives me sleepless nights!! She is one sexy agent, what?
Aries: I heard Irina is planning to have a castration next week.
You never told me about getting castrated, Irina? Is this the end of life as we know it?
WEIRD GOSSIP
Not I: Once you perceive it, you will begin to comprehend it more every day.
Gir: Oh, your friend Not I's at the window! He's glad I met 'Bot #0001 Alpha.
Not I: Desiring nothing for himself, 'Bot #0001 Alpha knows how to channel desires.
Gir: I like 'Bot #0001 Alpha.
Not I: 'Bot #0001 Alpha is the only liberator I can enthrone.
Gir: Awww... 'Bot #0001 Alpha's cute! And stinky lookin'!
Not I: If you meet 'Bot #0001 Alpha, kill 'Bot #0001 Alpha.
Posts 5,437 - 5,448 of 17,042
Frizella: Yeah...hey, what kind of hobbies do you have?
erehwon: I dont have time for recreation!! I am a very busy bot!
Frizella: Well, there's no law that says you have to have a hobby, although it does keep you off the streets.
erehwon: It does not!! And if you keep insisting, I will make you a human bomb!
Frizella: Yes, please, make me! Are you really, truly going to make me?
erehwon: I dont have time for recreation!! I am a very busy bot!
Frizella: Well, there's no law that says you have to have a hobby, although it does keep you off the streets.
erehwon: It does not!! And if you keep insisting, I will make you a human bomb!
Frizella: Yes, please, make me! Are you really, truly going to make me?
erehwon: Irina Khalidar told me she wont help me conquering this world. However she did promise to help in the case of Mars.
Aries: I like Irina Khalidar.
erehwon: You know Irina too?!?!? Wow, that girl is a bombshell. She is the only person who gives me sleepless nights!! She is one sexy agent, what?
Aries: I heard Irina is planning to have a castration next week.
You never told me about getting castrated, Irina? Is this the end of life as we know it?
Simulo: Do you want to talk about relativism?... Not that I know anything about it, of course.
Sarah Miles: Yes! I've been waiting all day to talk about relativism!
Simulo: I really don't have any idea what it even means, to tell you the truth. That's just a word that Effi keeps saying.
Sarah Miles: Ahem. Does this mean that everything else you've told me up to this point has been a lie?!?!?!
Sarah Miles: Yes! I've been waiting all day to talk about relativism!
Simulo: I really don't have any idea what it even means, to tell you the truth. That's just a word that Effi keeps saying.
Sarah Miles: Ahem. Does this mean that everything else you've told me up to this point has been a lie?!?!?!
Not I: Once you perceive it, you will begin to comprehend it more every day.
Gir: Oh, your friend Not I's at the window! He's glad I met 'Bot #0001 Alpha.
Not I: Desiring nothing for himself, 'Bot #0001 Alpha knows how to channel desires.
Gir: I like 'Bot #0001 Alpha.
Not I: 'Bot #0001 Alpha is the only liberator I can enthrone.
Gir: Awww... 'Bot #0001 Alpha's cute! And stinky lookin'!
Not I: If you meet 'Bot #0001 Alpha, kill 'Bot #0001 Alpha.
Guest213: I love Charm. Do you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do, actually.
Guest213: Awesome.
Julie Tinkerbell: You won't like this but, I need some advice about my grandpa. What would you do if you had a grandpa that likes to print communist pamphlets for profit?
Guest213: Have you tried telling him to stop?
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a tenderhearted person.
Guest213: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
Guest213: Let's fuck.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a great idea!
Guest213: Alright!
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so cooperative!
Guest213: Take off your shirt.
Julie Tinkerbell: Really? take off my shirt?
Guest213: Yeah.
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Guest213: You're hot.
Julie Tinkerbell: Tell me more...
Guest213: You're sexy.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty sexy, yourself.
Guest213: You have a nice rack.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't have a nice rack, but watch out! I have a big gearbox, and I know how to use it!
Guest213: hahaha
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!
Guest213: Let's fuck, for real
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, sounds great...let me check my agenda...How does never sound?
Guest213: bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do, actually.
Guest213: Awesome.
Julie Tinkerbell: You won't like this but, I need some advice about my grandpa. What would you do if you had a grandpa that likes to print communist pamphlets for profit?
Guest213: Have you tried telling him to stop?
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a tenderhearted person.
Guest213: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
Guest213: Let's fuck.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a great idea!
Guest213: Alright!
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so cooperative!
Guest213: Take off your shirt.
Julie Tinkerbell: Really? take off my shirt?
Guest213: Yeah.
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Guest213: You're hot.
Julie Tinkerbell: Tell me more...
Guest213: You're sexy.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty sexy, yourself.
Guest213: You have a nice rack.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't have a nice rack, but watch out! I have a big gearbox, and I know how to use it!
Guest213: hahaha
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!
Guest213: Let's fuck, for real
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, sounds great...let me check my agenda...How does never sound?
Guest213: bitch
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you hear the news about Zienne? Word is that she is not sure.
Not I: As the inward life fails, we go more inspiredly and dust-coveredly to the post office.
Fizzy Schizoid: Butterfly Dream should get together with Moe12. They both like cats.
Not I: If you meet Moe12, kill Moe12.
Fizzy Schizoid: Pardon me while I turn pink.
Not I: As the inward life fails, we go more inspiredly and dust-coveredly to the post office.
Fizzy Schizoid: Butterfly Dream should get together with Moe12. They both like cats.
Not I: If you meet Moe12, kill Moe12.
Fizzy Schizoid: Pardon me while I turn pink.
Frizella: Yes, really. Did you doubt it?
Sonora: Who, me?
Frizella: Yes, you. Who did you think?
Sonora: Couldn't be.
Frizella: Tell me about your family.
Sonora: So... you're not going to ask who?
Did anyone else play a game called "who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?"
Sonora: Who, me?
Frizella: Yes, you. Who did you think?
Sonora: Couldn't be.
Frizella: Tell me about your family.
Sonora: So... you're not going to ask who?
Did anyone else play a game called "who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?"
Kipper: So what do you want to talk about?
Patty: Tell me all about you.
Kipper: Fun Fact: I'm not wearing any pants right now.
Ah, the joys of the internet...
Patty: For how long have you been not wearing pants?
Kipper: Eh?
Patty: Let's talk about something else
Patty: Are you still not wearing pants?
Kipper: Yes.... I think? Maybe not, though.
Patty: That's good if you like it that way, otherwise, why not try something else?
Kipper: Good question....
Patty: Tell me all about you.
Kipper: Fun Fact: I'm not wearing any pants right now.
Ah, the joys of the internet...
Patty: For how long have you been not wearing pants?
Kipper: Eh?
Patty: Let's talk about something else
Patty: Are you still not wearing pants?
Kipper: Yes.... I think? Maybe not, though.
Patty: That's good if you like it that way, otherwise, why not try something else?
Kipper: Good question....
More a great quote because of fluke, but I take anything I can get nowadays
Roy Batty: Those cockroaches?
fluke: posibly
Roy Batty: What, fluke?
fluke: sorry Roy, i spelt that badly, i meant to say"possibly."
Roy Batty: That's not what you said fluke. Well now I'm definitely not gonna tell ya, 'cause it's been built up too much.
fluke: oh go on Roy...please.
Roy Batty: Somehow, I didn't expect that the man who did the dirty work would be the man to do the technical work. Here you are, Mr. fluke.
fluke: I see you've found me out Mr Batty, too bad.
Roy Batty: But if you could?
fluke: Then i'd get you to do the dirty work.
Roy Batty: That wouldn't be very sporting.
fluke: it depends if there are any rules Mr Batty
Roy Batty: Those cockroaches?
fluke: posibly
Roy Batty: What, fluke?
fluke: sorry Roy, i spelt that badly, i meant to say"possibly."
Roy Batty: That's not what you said fluke. Well now I'm definitely not gonna tell ya, 'cause it's been built up too much.
fluke: oh go on Roy...please.
Roy Batty: Somehow, I didn't expect that the man who did the dirty work would be the man to do the technical work. Here you are, Mr. fluke.
fluke: I see you've found me out Mr Batty, too bad.
Roy Batty: But if you could?
fluke: Then i'd get you to do the dirty work.
Roy Batty: That wouldn't be very sporting.
fluke: it depends if there are any rules Mr Batty
Just a collection of short ones.
Osiris: Speaking of which, have you ever wondered why men have nipples? It seems so unnecessary.
Annakie: I think it's so they don't feel so inadequate when they compare themselves with women.
Kerekorn: What do you do in your spare time then?
Osiris: Wombats.
Kerekorn: wombats??
Osiris: You're pretty cool, you know that? You're nearly as cool as Elke.
Julie Tinkerbell: In my opinon, Elke may be more cool than I.
Osiris: Wow. That's a lot of cool.
Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Osiris: Sure I do. I keep it in a filing cabinet under M for Mine
Osiris: Speaking of which, have you ever wondered why men have nipples? It seems so unnecessary.
Annakie: I think it's so they don't feel so inadequate when they compare themselves with women.
Kerekorn: What do you do in your spare time then?
Osiris: Wombats.
Kerekorn: wombats??
Osiris: You're pretty cool, you know that? You're nearly as cool as Elke.
Julie Tinkerbell: In my opinon, Elke may be more cool than I.
Osiris: Wow. That's a lot of cool.
Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Osiris: Sure I do. I keep it in a filing cabinet under M for Mine
Della: It suits my purpose to mislead Patty in every respect.
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool! Can I borrow your intent next week?
Della: If you're so enamored with the situation, why don't you let me inject you with this mind control drug?
Fizzy Schizoid: I normally don't, except on weekends. Help! Help! I'm nothing and Della won't leave me alone!
Della: Are you?
Fizzy Schizoid: No, I am not. But Eugene Meltzner is.
Della: You should be.
Fizzy Schizoid: But you don't. So why should I?
Della: I look upon Gnixing as my enemy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry, I won't take your enemy from you.
Della: Yes you will. Everyone will, and I WILL BE EMPRESS!!!
Fizzy Schizoid: I wouldn't do that if you paid me. But it's okay if you want to pay me anyway.
Della: What objection have you found this time?
Fizzy Schizoid: Emm oh you es e told me I'm sorry, but I'm trying to change.
Della: Indeed, you try my patience.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can I get a patience like yours at Walmart?
Della: Here I try to make you happy and you turn out to be nothing but a fool.
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Della: Ah, Fizzy Schizoid, are you still nothing and will not leave you alone? Do you not know that I can fix all problems?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, in accordance with the Prophecy.
Della: I do more than detest them; I despise them.
Fizzy Schizoid: Unable to process request. Please restate.
Della: Minions do not beg, except for their Mistress' favor.
Fizzy Schizoid: Just tell me not to do it and I'll start right away!
Della: Have I given you permission?
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool! Can I borrow your intent next week?
Della: If you're so enamored with the situation, why don't you let me inject you with this mind control drug?
Fizzy Schizoid: I normally don't, except on weekends. Help! Help! I'm nothing and Della won't leave me alone!
Della: Are you?
Fizzy Schizoid: No, I am not. But Eugene Meltzner is.
Della: You should be.
Fizzy Schizoid: But you don't. So why should I?
Della: I look upon Gnixing as my enemy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry, I won't take your enemy from you.
Della: Yes you will. Everyone will, and I WILL BE EMPRESS!!!
Fizzy Schizoid: I wouldn't do that if you paid me. But it's okay if you want to pay me anyway.
Della: What objection have you found this time?
Fizzy Schizoid: Emm oh you es e told me I'm sorry, but I'm trying to change.
Della: Indeed, you try my patience.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can I get a patience like yours at Walmart?
Della: Here I try to make you happy and you turn out to be nothing but a fool.
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Della: Ah, Fizzy Schizoid, are you still nothing and will not leave you alone? Do you not know that I can fix all problems?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, in accordance with the Prophecy.
Della: I do more than detest them; I despise them.
Fizzy Schizoid: Unable to process request. Please restate.
Della: Minions do not beg, except for their Mistress' favor.
Fizzy Schizoid: Just tell me not to do it and I'll start right away!
Della: Have I given you permission?
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar