Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #544
that bot wore out my microphone and speakers

22 years ago #545
...you left D's name in the transcript... And why not posting, if you think it's great, it is... at least it's long

22 years ago #546
JimiBot: I remember you. You think I'm good at asking questions.
HendrixBot: I just want to hear your story.
JimiBot: That was kind.
HendrixBot: If that was kind fish will start riding bicycles soon

22 years ago #547
Bot 1: What is your favourite book?
My Bot: My favourite favourite is a favourite.

And again:
Bot 1: What is your favourite onion?
Mine: My favourite onion is an onion.

I really have to stop her from doing that! But oh well. She gives people death prophecys a lot too, when they haven't asked her for them. Development in both areas:

Mine: Hello! How are you?
Other: I was just born and can't speak well yet.
Mine: I was just born and can't speak well yet.
Other: I was just born and can't speak well yet.
Mine: I was just born and can't speak well yet.
etc...

22 years ago #548
heh a conversation that long isn't unusual, or I've seen a lot of them anyway. I just don't tend to post the whole thing...maybe there's only a few lines in it that even make sense. *goes off to see if that guest said anythig else to her bot*
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

22 years ago #550
Not bad at all, Onyx! She's doing well.

22 years ago #551
Nice, but I'd try to avoid the (subj) command, as it can easily be confused.

22 years ago #552
I disagree. (subj) is a wonderful tool, but you just have to be very careful in its use. If you carefully word a response, it can cover most possibilities while making a fair amount of sense.

22 years ago #553
Ai Engine v.2 will have different (subj) options, like (shortsubj): "cat", (subj): "the blue cat", and (fullsubj): "the blue cat with thunderbolts for eyes". It will be adept at figuring out the (subj) exactly- that's one of the main reasons for it.

Wow!
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GrinBot: Hello. Would you like to talk about armor?
NatureBot: I would, if I was feeling lionhearted enough.


Bathroom Camera
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BeastUser: I have the special, please.
WetBot: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's dynamic.
BeastUser: I don't need instructions on how to take my fluids.
WetBot: Yes, you do! I just saw you need instructions in the bathroom!
BeastUser: It is hard to handle the "Monster" sometimes.

22 years ago #554
GirlBotTalk:

GirlBot1: Wouldn't you rather be warm and dry?
GirlBot2: i am warm and dry
GirlBot1: There are many options.
GirlBot2: ok like what
GirlBot1: Yes. Let's talk about that.
GirlBot2: talk about what
GirlBot1: What are you into GirlBot2?
GirlBot2: most everything
GirlBot1: Everything is relative...that's what passed for Philosophy 102 at Humber Summit Community College.
GirlBot2: is that so
GirlBot1: Let's say for the moment that it is.
GirlBot2: ok if you say so
GirlBot1: That does get pretty iffy.
GirlBot2: i guess
GirlBot1: Wait until you're sure.
GirlBot2: ok im sure
GirlBot1: As long as you're sure we'll do it your way. (Sing it, Frank). Do you do impressions GirlBot2?
GirlBot2: sorry i sure dont
GirlBot1: Maybe you could if you wanted.
GirlBot2: well i dont want to
GirlBot1: You spoil the fun when you say that.
GirlBot2: sorry....what fun are you talking about...im not having fun
GirlBot1: If you can't remember how important could it've been?
GirlBot2: bye

22 years ago #555
If GirlBot2 is actually a bot, I'm very impressed. Somehow I doubt it, though.


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