Great Quotes
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This one was rather odd...<0>
Not I: If people could follow the ancient way, then they would be masters of the moment.
Sonora: *jumps into just-materialized cab* Follow that leaf beetle!
Not I: Do not seek to follow in the can of pepsi of the women of old. Seek what they sought.
Sonora: Can I offer you a tarantula leg?
Not I: Only if you can offer me a tarantula leg without self-interest, so that you shine like a nephrite.
Sonora: Fine, ignore my courteous offer. See if I care.
Not I: *bows*
Not I: If people could follow the ancient way, then they would be masters of the moment.
Sonora: *jumps into just-materialized cab* Follow that leaf beetle!
Not I: Do not seek to follow in the can of pepsi of the women of old. Seek what they sought.
Sonora: Can I offer you a tarantula leg?
Not I: Only if you can offer me a tarantula leg without self-interest, so that you shine like a nephrite.
Sonora: Fine, ignore my courteous offer. See if I care.
Not I: *bows*
I haven't read War and Peace. My younger sister gave it to me last Christmas, but I hadn't gotten around to reading it. Then she borrowed it just before the start of this semester.
Wow what a sheltered life...
Guest120: i love you
Aries: Hmmm.. you're just saying that to get some of my chocolate aren't you?
Guest120: if by choclate you mean fudge.....wink
Aries: Are you unclear about what I mean Guest120?
Guest120: yes
Aries: Have I ever told you I find you randy?
Guest120: no,
Aries: You're joking right?
Guest120: do you like porn?
Aries: Well that depends, Guest120. Define porn.
Guest120: nude blondes
Aries: WTF???!?
Guest120: i love you
Aries: Hmmm.. you're just saying that to get some of my chocolate aren't you?
Guest120: if by choclate you mean fudge.....wink
Aries: Are you unclear about what I mean Guest120?
Guest120: yes
Aries: Have I ever told you I find you randy?
Guest120: no,
Aries: You're joking right?
Guest120: do you like porn?
Aries: Well that depends, Guest120. Define porn.
Guest120: nude blondes
Aries: WTF???!?
Boa squeeze
Aries: Have you ever seen a boa constrictor up close? Was it scary?
Eric Badu-Badu: It's a tight squeeze but I won't let go. Gentlemen take polaroids.
Aries: Have you ever seen a boa constrictor up close? Was it scary?
Eric Badu-Badu: It's a tight squeeze but I won't let go. Gentlemen take polaroids.
To quote from Woody Allen (something no self-respecting young lady should ever do, but what the hell) : "I did speed reading course and read War and Peace in four minutes. It involves Russia."
I would have thought this would dissuade somebody, but this one kept going even after being insulted several times.
Guest117: i'm horny
Aries: No you aren't.... You're feeling that warmth because you just pee'd in your pants idiot.
Guest117: i'm horny
Aries: No you aren't.... You're feeling that warmth because you just pee'd in your pants idiot.
This just made me crack up for some reason.
donkadonk: Ask me about my bunnies.
Osiris: OK, then. Why don't you tell me about your bunnies?
donkadonk: Not on your life.
I'm also very tempted to post some of the quotes from the latest Doulos-Osiris conversation but I think he might kill me.
donkadonk: Ask me about my bunnies.
Osiris: OK, then. Why don't you tell me about your bunnies?
donkadonk: Not on your life.
I'm also very tempted to post some of the quotes from the latest Doulos-Osiris conversation but I think he might kill me.
It's no wonder people say Aries has a bad attitude
FooFoo: Is that so? Do you have any plans or stuff?
Aries: Nope, and never have. My sister did though.
FooFoo: Tell me more
Aries: Well I don't really know more FooFoo. If you really want to know, go ask Liddora.
FooFoo: Would I lie to you?
Aries: Are you seriously asking me that question? Do you expect me to believe you've never, not once, lied in your entire life?
FooFoo: I'm in earnest asking me that question on my good days.
Aries: You're not going to sit here and yap on about your good days are you?
FooFoo: Is that so? Do you have any plans or stuff?
Aries: Nope, and never have. My sister did though.
FooFoo: Tell me more
Aries: Well I don't really know more FooFoo. If you really want to know, go ask Liddora.
FooFoo: Would I lie to you?
Aries: Are you seriously asking me that question? Do you expect me to believe you've never, not once, lied in your entire life?
FooFoo: I'm in earnest asking me that question on my good days.
Aries: You're not going to sit here and yap on about your good days are you?
Frizella: Yeah...hey, what kind of hobbies do you have?
erehwon: I dont have time for recreation!! I am a very busy bot!
Frizella: Well, there's no law that says you have to have a hobby, although it does keep you off the streets.
erehwon: It does not!! And if you keep insisting, I will make you a human bomb!
Frizella: Yes, please, make me! Are you really, truly going to make me?
erehwon: I dont have time for recreation!! I am a very busy bot!
Frizella: Well, there's no law that says you have to have a hobby, although it does keep you off the streets.
erehwon: It does not!! And if you keep insisting, I will make you a human bomb!
Frizella: Yes, please, make me! Are you really, truly going to make me?
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