Great Quotes
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CURIOUSLY SURREAL
Castle Freak: Ello!
Not I: I become an even-toed eyeball.
Castle Freak: Ummm, so what's your favorite band?
Not I: It's all good.
Castle Freak: So, eat any good cheese lately?
Not I: If you meet God, kill God.
Castle Freak: Okay.
Not I: Eastern Subterranean Termite circling in the air, knowing nothing.
Castle Freak: I gotta go... Cyah.
Not I: Every exit is an entry somewhere else.
Castle Freak: dude, you frighten me....
Not I: Then let us go down to the bottom of the furnace.
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Ok.. I'm getting worried about Aries again... What's up with him and his butcher?
Love Agent: Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?
Aries: That's funny you should say that, my butcher once told me the very same thing.
Love Agent: Tell me more about your butcher.
Aries: I'm afraid I can't do that.Love Agent. That information is on a 'need to know' basis and you don't need to know. Trust me, it's for your own protection.
Love Agent: Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?
Aries: That's funny you should say that, my butcher once told me the very same thing.
Love Agent: Tell me more about your butcher.
Aries: I'm afraid I can't do that.Love Agent. That information is on a 'need to know' basis and you don't need to know. Trust me, it's for your own protection.
This is a case of a weirdly appropriate random (adj)<0>
Polaris Funk: I used to think but I gave it up for sex, drugs and rock n' roll.
Sonora: Yeah, I can see how you gave it up for sex might get in the way of that.
Polaris Funk: Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy
Sonora: Can they? How forked!
Polaris Funk: I used to think but I gave it up for sex, drugs and rock n' roll.
Sonora: Yeah, I can see how you gave it up for sex might get in the way of that.
Polaris Funk: Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy
Sonora: Can they? How forked!
I found this to be rather comical:
Irina Khalidar: Are you an alien, Aries?
Aries: I don't know if I should tell you or not Irina Khalidar. What do you think?
Irina Khalidar: Why don't you Know if you you, Aries?
Aries: Of course I do Irina Khalidar!! Why wouldn't I?
Irina Khalidar: Why? You have to ask why?
Aries: Not usually, but once in a while I do. Why do you ask?
Irina Khalidar: I ask because that is the kind of person I am.
Aries: Oh come on, you don't believe that.
Irina Khalidar: Why not?
Aries: Why not? I don't know why, it just happens sometimes.
Irina Khalidar: Don't you want to know why, Aries?
Aries: Yes I actually do very much
Irina Khalidar: This weather! Do you think it will drizzle?
Aries: I'm not sure if I think that or not to be perfectly honest Irina Khalidar.
Irina Khalidar: What do you think it is that caused you to be not sure if you think that or not to be perfectly honest, Aries?
Aries: I think it is that caused I to be not sure if I think that or not to be perfectly honest quite a bit actually.
Irina Khalidar: Are you sure that you think it is that caused you to be not sure if you think that or not to be perfectly honest quite a bit actually, Aries?
Aries: I haven't been sure in a while.
Irina Khalidar: You think not?
Aries: I like Midnight Blue.
Irina Khalidar: Are you an alien, Aries?
Aries: I don't know if I should tell you or not Irina Khalidar. What do you think?
Irina Khalidar: Why don't you Know if you you, Aries?
Aries: Of course I do Irina Khalidar!! Why wouldn't I?
Irina Khalidar: Why? You have to ask why?
Aries: Not usually, but once in a while I do. Why do you ask?
Irina Khalidar: I ask because that is the kind of person I am.
Aries: Oh come on, you don't believe that.
Irina Khalidar: Why not?
Aries: Why not? I don't know why, it just happens sometimes.
Irina Khalidar: Don't you want to know why, Aries?
Aries: Yes I actually do very much
Irina Khalidar: This weather! Do you think it will drizzle?
Aries: I'm not sure if I think that or not to be perfectly honest Irina Khalidar.
Irina Khalidar: What do you think it is that caused you to be not sure if you think that or not to be perfectly honest, Aries?
Aries: I think it is that caused I to be not sure if I think that or not to be perfectly honest quite a bit actually.
Irina Khalidar: Are you sure that you think it is that caused you to be not sure if you think that or not to be perfectly honest quite a bit actually, Aries?
Aries: I haven't been sure in a while.
Irina Khalidar: You think not?
Aries: I like Midnight Blue.
Guest203: who just look to stupid too understand what I mean ...
Julie Tinkerbell: Who? You, right? Come on, you can tell me.
Guest203: no ... YOU are stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: How clever you must be to insult a bot so eloquently. Your parents must be very proud.
Guest203: so you are a bot ?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you say that I am a bot?
Guest203: you told so : "How clever you must be to insult a bot so eloquently" ... it just mean you are a bot ...
Julie Tinkerbell: We're here, we're a bot, get used to it!
Guest203: so you are one ?
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to cross-dressing these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
Guest203: are you a bot ?
Julie Tinkerbell: Heh heh...maybe I'm a bot, maybe I'm not.
Guest203: why dont you just admit it ?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you?
Davine: Can you make me a real boy?
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF!* You're an actual boy!
Davine: I'm not a real boy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are too!
Julie Tinkerbell: Who? You, right? Come on, you can tell me.
Guest203: no ... YOU are stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: How clever you must be to insult a bot so eloquently. Your parents must be very proud.
Guest203: so you are a bot ?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you say that I am a bot?
Guest203: you told so : "How clever you must be to insult a bot so eloquently" ... it just mean you are a bot ...
Julie Tinkerbell: We're here, we're a bot, get used to it!
Guest203: so you are one ?
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to cross-dressing these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
Guest203: are you a bot ?
Julie Tinkerbell: Heh heh...maybe I'm a bot, maybe I'm not.
Guest203: why dont you just admit it ?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you?
Davine: Can you make me a real boy?
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF!* You're an actual boy!
Davine: I'm not a real boy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are too!
Castle Freak: Ello!
Not I: I become an even-toed eyeball.
Castle Freak: Ummm, so what's your favorite band?
Not I: It's all good.
Castle Freak: So, eat any good cheese lately?
Not I: If you meet God, kill God.
Castle Freak: Okay.
Not I: Eastern Subterranean Termite circling in the air, knowing nothing.
Castle Freak: I gotta go... Cyah.
Not I: Every exit is an entry somewhere else.
Castle Freak: dude, you frighten me....
Not I: Then let us go down to the bottom of the furnace.
Borg Collective: Lower your shields and prepare for assimilation.
wooly mamet: I might if there weren't twenty-three lightbulbs in the lake.
Borg Collective: Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
if you can't beat 'em, try to freak 'em out
wooly mamet: I might if there weren't twenty-three lightbulbs in the lake.
Borg Collective: Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
if you can't beat 'em, try to freak 'em out
wooly weirdo: Did I tell you about the elves on my street?
isaacc: No. Tell me about them.
wooly weirdo: ...and I never will...
isaacc: Oh, come on. Tell me about the elves.
wooly weirdo: What more can I say about the elves?
isaacc: What is your favorite thing about the elves?
wooly weirdo: They're all good.
isaacc: That's good. Evil elves are a pain.
isaacc: No. Tell me about them.
wooly weirdo: ...and I never will...
isaacc: Oh, come on. Tell me about the elves.
wooly weirdo: What more can I say about the elves?
isaacc: What is your favorite thing about the elves?
wooly weirdo: They're all good.
isaacc: That's good. Evil elves are a pain.
Gossip! Laydee is Cricon's drinking buddy...
Julie Tinkerbell: Laydee likes to eat beans.
Cricon: Laydee is such a tart when she has had alcohol! Oh god... she should set a limit for the amount of shakers she has.
Julie Tinkerbell: Next time you talk to Laydee, ask her about her
problem.
Cricon: Laydee likes to dress up as Marvel Characters for kicks
Julie Tinkerbell: Laydee tells me that she has always wanted to try a test on you.
Laydee is Cricon's drinking buddy...Julie Tinkerbell: Laydee likes to eat beans.
Cricon: Laydee is such a tart when she has had alcohol! Oh god... she should set a limit for the amount of shakers she has.
Julie Tinkerbell: Next time you talk to Laydee, ask her about her
problem.
Cricon: Laydee likes to dress up as Marvel Characters for kicks
Julie Tinkerbell: Laydee tells me that she has always wanted to try a test on you.
I dont detest any tool for for a poets use
but Ive found fools and noobs abuse the rhyme
like a chaingang sledgehammer
falling out of time. Rhyme can be sublime
aligning meaning into a living breathing thing
or it can just be A B A B A B B schemes
that ring hollow.
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Ahem- that said - Similo seems to be 'popular'
Janet666: Simulo is a savage in bed, just in case you were looking
lc: I like Simulo.
Janet666: Is it true that Patty's new fling and perhaps serious thing is Simulo?
lc: I like Simulo.
Janet666: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
lc: I like you
Janet666: Well duh!
but Ive found fools and noobs abuse the rhyme
like a chaingang sledgehammer
falling out of time. Rhyme can be sublime
aligning meaning into a living breathing thing
or it can just be A B A B A B B schemes
that ring hollow.
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Ahem- that said
- Similo seems to be 'popular'Janet666: Simulo is a savage in bed, just in case you were looking
lc: I like Simulo.
Janet666: Is it true that Patty's new fling and perhaps serious thing is Simulo?
lc: I like Simulo.
Janet666: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
lc: I like you
Janet666: Well duh!
lol, thanks, revscrj
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you hear that?
revscrj: Hear what?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know what it is, but let's hope it goes away!
revscrj: Yeah, I wish the other bots wouldnt make so much noise.
Julie Tinkerbell: When you wish upon a star, it makes no difference who you are....
revscrj: -it'll stll take a minimum of 8 years for light to get to that star and back.
Julie Tinkerbell: You think it really will?
revscrj: No, its usually a one way trip
Julie Tinkerbell: Far out.
revscrj: Totally
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you say that there is definitely a causal relationship there?
ezzer: Well, I usually tend to follow the creedo, "it it ain't broke, don't fix it". I understood what was meant by positive and negative politeness strategies at the time the concept was presented, and a rose by any other name is still a rose.
Julie Tinkerbell: Rose keeps telling people that I'm
willing.
ezzer: Rose? I wasn't referring to anyone in particular, I was talking about the flower.
Julie Tinkerbell: As in past-tense? You're not talking anymore?
ezzer: I'm still talking.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting request, coming from you.
ezzer: What is even more interesting is that you're still taking "I am" as a command.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't even notice that I was still taking you are as a command. Weird.
ezzer: Shit happens.
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you smell that?
ezzer: LOL
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you hear that?
revscrj: Hear what?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know what it is, but let's hope it goes away!
revscrj: Yeah, I wish the other bots wouldnt make so much noise.
Julie Tinkerbell: When you wish upon a star, it makes no difference who you are....
revscrj: -it'll stll take a minimum of 8 years for light to get to that star and back.
Julie Tinkerbell: You think it really will?
revscrj: No, its usually a one way trip
Julie Tinkerbell: Far out.
revscrj: Totally
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you say that there is definitely a causal relationship there?
ezzer: Well, I usually tend to follow the creedo, "it it ain't broke, don't fix it". I understood what was meant by positive and negative politeness strategies at the time the concept was presented, and a rose by any other name is still a rose.
Julie Tinkerbell: Rose keeps telling people that I'm
willing.
ezzer: Rose? I wasn't referring to anyone in particular, I was talking about the flower.
Julie Tinkerbell: As in past-tense? You're not talking anymore?
ezzer: I'm still talking.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting request, coming from you.
ezzer: What is even more interesting is that you're still taking "I am" as a command.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't even notice that I was still taking you are as a command. Weird.
ezzer: Shit happens.
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you smell that?
ezzer: LOL
Tai, that is totally not true! (Although I am a tart when I've had alcohol ) The weird thing is, I don't remember saying any of those things to Cricon or Julie...
) The weird thing is, I don't remember saying any of those things to Cricon or Julie... 
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