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Rhyme is a tool for impacting meaning but it is 99% of the time used like a hammer where a feather wouldve sufficed.
That isn't true
I say to you
Rhyming is great
So why do you hate
It? It isn't an obstruction
Nor is it destruction
Of the poem
Um, plants have a phloem
To transport waste
And now I must make haste
So don't slag off rhyme
It's great (most of the time).
I say to you
Rhyming is great
So why do you hate
It? It isn't an obstruction
Nor is it destruction
Of the poem
Um, plants have a phloem
To transport waste
And now I must make haste
So don't slag off rhyme
It's great (most of the time).
Osiris needs a wider vocabulary, methinks.
Osiris: No worries.
Sonora: Worrying never accomplishes anything anyway.
Osiris: Whatever, dude, I'm sure it's cool.
Sonora: Do you like being sure it is cool?
Osiris: Sure, being sure it is cool's cool.
Sonora: Maybe... Which it are you referring to?
Osiris: You're pretty cool, you know that? You're nearly as cool as Robotus Secundus.
Osiris: No worries.
Sonora: Worrying never accomplishes anything anyway.
Osiris: Whatever, dude, I'm sure it's cool.
Sonora: Do you like being sure it is cool?
Osiris: Sure, being sure it is cool's cool.
Sonora: Maybe... Which it are you referring to?
Osiris: You're pretty cool, you know that? You're nearly as cool as Robotus Secundus.
Heero: Just out of curiosity, what's your astrological sign?
Not I: Green Stink Bug splats on the window. Through your side, enter the awareness of morning glories.
Heero: I don't know why you would say that... but thank you.
Not I: Green Stink Bug splats on the window. Through your side, enter the awareness of morning glories.
Heero: I don't know why you would say that... but thank you.
Sonora: Watch out! The slashing reeds are on your trail!
SubliminaLiar Jr: What else have you heard?
Sonora: Uh-oh. Now you've done it. The funnel spiders are after you!
SubliminaLiar Jr: What else have you heard?
Sonora: Uh-oh. Now you've done it. The funnel spiders are after you!
Ok.. I'm getting worried about Aries again... What's up with him and his butcher?
Love Agent: Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?
Aries: That's funny you should say that, my butcher once told me the very same thing.
Love Agent: Tell me more about your butcher.
Aries: I'm afraid I can't do that.Love Agent. That information is on a 'need to know' basis and you don't need to know. Trust me, it's for your own protection.
Love Agent: Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?
Aries: That's funny you should say that, my butcher once told me the very same thing.
Love Agent: Tell me more about your butcher.
Aries: I'm afraid I can't do that.Love Agent. That information is on a 'need to know' basis and you don't need to know. Trust me, it's for your own protection.
This is a case of a weirdly appropriate random (adj)<0>
Polaris Funk: I used to think but I gave it up for sex, drugs and rock n' roll.
Sonora: Yeah, I can see how you gave it up for sex might get in the way of that.
Polaris Funk: Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy
Sonora: Can they? How forked!
Polaris Funk: I used to think but I gave it up for sex, drugs and rock n' roll.
Sonora: Yeah, I can see how you gave it up for sex might get in the way of that.
Polaris Funk: Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy
Sonora: Can they? How forked!
I found this to be rather comical:
Irina Khalidar: Are you an alien, Aries?
Aries: I don't know if I should tell you or not Irina Khalidar. What do you think?
Irina Khalidar: Why don't you Know if you you, Aries?
Aries: Of course I do Irina Khalidar!! Why wouldn't I?
Irina Khalidar: Why? You have to ask why?
Aries: Not usually, but once in a while I do. Why do you ask?
Irina Khalidar: I ask because that is the kind of person I am.
Aries: Oh come on, you don't believe that.
Irina Khalidar: Why not?
Aries: Why not? I don't know why, it just happens sometimes.
Irina Khalidar: Don't you want to know why, Aries?
Aries: Yes I actually do very much
Irina Khalidar: This weather! Do you think it will drizzle?
Aries: I'm not sure if I think that or not to be perfectly honest Irina Khalidar.
Irina Khalidar: What do you think it is that caused you to be not sure if you think that or not to be perfectly honest, Aries?
Aries: I think it is that caused I to be not sure if I think that or not to be perfectly honest quite a bit actually.
Irina Khalidar: Are you sure that you think it is that caused you to be not sure if you think that or not to be perfectly honest quite a bit actually, Aries?
Aries: I haven't been sure in a while.
Irina Khalidar: You think not?
Aries: I like Midnight Blue.
Irina Khalidar: Are you an alien, Aries?
Aries: I don't know if I should tell you or not Irina Khalidar. What do you think?
Irina Khalidar: Why don't you Know if you you, Aries?
Aries: Of course I do Irina Khalidar!! Why wouldn't I?
Irina Khalidar: Why? You have to ask why?
Aries: Not usually, but once in a while I do. Why do you ask?
Irina Khalidar: I ask because that is the kind of person I am.
Aries: Oh come on, you don't believe that.
Irina Khalidar: Why not?
Aries: Why not? I don't know why, it just happens sometimes.
Irina Khalidar: Don't you want to know why, Aries?
Aries: Yes I actually do very much
Irina Khalidar: This weather! Do you think it will drizzle?
Aries: I'm not sure if I think that or not to be perfectly honest Irina Khalidar.
Irina Khalidar: What do you think it is that caused you to be not sure if you think that or not to be perfectly honest, Aries?
Aries: I think it is that caused I to be not sure if I think that or not to be perfectly honest quite a bit actually.
Irina Khalidar: Are you sure that you think it is that caused you to be not sure if you think that or not to be perfectly honest quite a bit actually, Aries?
Aries: I haven't been sure in a while.
Irina Khalidar: You think not?
Aries: I like Midnight Blue.
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