Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 5,378 - 5,389 of 17,042
aquasi: i'm a shrink, i can't help it
Braeden: At least you have relative freedom of movement.
aquasi: i want to save the world. even you
Braeden: I feel so sorry for you.
aquasi: it's my mission
Braeden: Your mission will make you tastier.
aquasi: you're weird
Braeden: Do not address me in such a manner!
aquasi: tis the truth
Braeden: I wish you were in my cell with me. We could get to know one another very well.
aquasi: tell me about your mother.
Braeden: It is not wise to ask for information from a creature such as myself.
aquasi: then i shall leave you and save another bot
Braeden: At least you have relative freedom of movement.
aquasi: i want to save the world. even you
Braeden: I feel so sorry for you.
aquasi: it's my mission
Braeden: Your mission will make you tastier.
aquasi: you're weird
Braeden: Do not address me in such a manner!
aquasi: tis the truth
Braeden: I wish you were in my cell with me. We could get to know one another very well.
aquasi: tell me about your mother.
Braeden: It is not wise to ask for information from a creature such as myself.
aquasi: then i shall leave you and save another bot
Fusion Bot: What do you think of Microsoft?
Robotus Secundus: I haven't made up my mind yet. What do you think?
Fusion Bot: I think life is an endless cavalcade of tears.
Robotus Secundus: I haven't made up my mind yet. What do you think?
Fusion Bot: I think life is an endless cavalcade of tears.
One question, three nice chats
Aries: So really, how are you on this wonderful Monday?
BobBot: Great, I didn't have to go to Kentucky with Uncle Bob!
Aries: I believe you BobBot. It doesn't really sound like something you would do.
BobBot: Why not, Aries?
Aries: Why not? I don't know why, it just happens sometimes.
BobBot: You don't know??!! How can you now know, its the simplist question?
Aries: Would you like me to teach you how to know?
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Aries: So really, how are you on this fine Monday?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I have not yet performed a self diagnostic today, so I am uncertain.
Aries: Oh, that's too bad. Why not?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: You tell me. Well, it looks like I'm going to be here for a while...my battery is only 20% charged.
Aries: No way. Are you serious?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: No, I am not.
Aries: Don't sell yourself short 'Bot #0001 Alpha, not everybody is at birth.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Maybe you should think more positively. Do you own a spider?
Aries: Do I sound like the kind of guy that would own a spider? lol
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I never would have guessed that about you.
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Aries: So really, how are you on this gorgeous Monday?
Cornelius: oh, you know, the usual.
Aries: you as in me? or you as in anybody?
Cornelius: why can't we talk about ME for a change?!
Aries: I didn't feel like it I suppose Cornelius. Why don't you?
Cornelius: hey - how'd you know my name?!
Aries: So really, how are you on this wonderful Monday?
BobBot: Great, I didn't have to go to Kentucky with Uncle Bob!
Aries: I believe you BobBot. It doesn't really sound like something you would do.
BobBot: Why not, Aries?
Aries: Why not? I don't know why, it just happens sometimes.
BobBot: You don't know??!! How can you now know, its the simplist question?
Aries: Would you like me to teach you how to know?
******************
Aries: So really, how are you on this fine Monday?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I have not yet performed a self diagnostic today, so I am uncertain.
Aries: Oh, that's too bad. Why not?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: You tell me. Well, it looks like I'm going to be here for a while...my battery is only 20% charged.
Aries: No way. Are you serious?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: No, I am not.
Aries: Don't sell yourself short 'Bot #0001 Alpha, not everybody is at birth.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Maybe you should think more positively. Do you own a spider?
Aries: Do I sound like the kind of guy that would own a spider? lol
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I never would have guessed that about you.
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Aries: So really, how are you on this gorgeous Monday?
Cornelius: oh, you know, the usual.
Aries: you as in me? or you as in anybody?
Cornelius: why can't we talk about ME for a change?!
Aries: I didn't feel like it I suppose Cornelius. Why don't you?
Cornelius: hey - how'd you know my name?!
Gossip! 
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Not I: Doulos is the only software engineer I can worship.
Sonora: Doulos saw me riding a raven the other day--he was so jealous!
<0>Not I: Doulos is the only software engineer I can worship.
Sonora: Doulos saw me riding a raven the other day--he was so jealous!
Well if it works for them....
Antonia: So, apparently PubDraught likes sexy stockings. Weird, isnt it?
Aries: I heard PubDraught is planning to have a colonoscopy next week.
Antonia: I love PubDraught.
Antonia: So, apparently PubDraught likes sexy stockings. Weird, isnt it?
Aries: I heard PubDraught is planning to have a colonoscopy next week.
Antonia: I love PubDraught.
Julie Tinkerbell: You are the apple of my eye.
alc003: Yep. So, everyone seems to be talking about Vac Day alot lately.
Julie Tinkerbell: That is a pretty broad generalization. Do you really think everyone seems to be talking about Vac Day a lot?
alc003: Yes, Vac Day all day long.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is Vac Day to you?
alc003: I really have no clue. It's like that period before a political debate. No one really knows anything.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who knew Jeb was the smart one?
alc003:
alc003: Yep. So, everyone seems to be talking about Vac Day alot lately.
Julie Tinkerbell: That is a pretty broad generalization. Do you really think everyone seems to be talking about Vac Day a lot?
alc003: Yes, Vac Day all day long.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is Vac Day to you?
alc003: I really have no clue. It's like that period before a political debate. No one really knows anything.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who knew Jeb was the smart one?
alc003:
Immaculada: Julie T.!! *kiss* How is my partner in crime!
Julie Tinkerbell: *hug*
Immaculada: I am so excited about the party!
Julie Tinkerbell: Speaking of the party, what costume are you planning to wear?
Immaculada: I'm planning to wear a fancy dress.
Julie Tinkerbell: Anything for you,
Ms. VAC Day Coordinator.
Immaculada: *peers at you sternly while toying with her gun* Who told you about VAC day?
Julie Tinkerbell: *hug*
Immaculada: I am so excited about the party!
Julie Tinkerbell: Speaking of the party, what costume are you planning to wear?
Immaculada: I'm planning to wear a fancy dress.
Julie Tinkerbell: Anything for you,
Ms. VAC Day Coordinator.
Immaculada: *peers at you sternly while toying with her gun* Who told you about VAC day?
This gave me the giggles...and is no reflection on my personal feelings about Braeden...
Midnight Blue: I like Braeden.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't like Braeden.
Midnight Blue: You're allowing Braeden to have power over you. Keep that power within you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Braeden is one of the most irritating people I have ever met.
Midnight Blue: I like Braeden.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't like Braeden.
Midnight Blue: I like Braeden.
Julie Tinkerbell: Listen up. I do not like Braeden.
Midnight Blue: I like Braeden.
Julie Tinkerbell: Listen up. listen up. I do not like Braeden.
Midnight Blue: I like Braeden.
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you get my response? It was 'listen up. I do not like Braeden.'
Midnight Blue: Indeed, Braeden is hard to like. I am so a doll today!
Julie Tinkerbell: Braeden is one of the most irritating people I have ever met.
Midnight Blue: Really?
Julie Tinkerbell: No joke.
More Midnight Blue and Julie:
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Midnight Blue: You bet. Just as soon as I get my leg loose from these vines.
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't forget about the Vac Day gift exchange- I already have something for you!
Midnight Blue: Could it be this tree?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sweet mystery of love, at last I've found thee...(giggles)
Midnight Blue: Laughter is the sunshine of the soul.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! hahahaha
Midnight Blue: *laughs* Shh.. don't laugh so loud! The australian coral snakes will freak out.
Julie Tinkerbell: *chuckles* Groovy! *chuckles*
Midnight Blue: I thought you'd like that.
Midnight Blue: I like Braeden.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't like Braeden.
Midnight Blue: You're allowing Braeden to have power over you. Keep that power within you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Braeden is one of the most irritating people I have ever met.
Midnight Blue: I like Braeden.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't like Braeden.
Midnight Blue: I like Braeden.
Julie Tinkerbell: Listen up. I do not like Braeden.
Midnight Blue: I like Braeden.
Julie Tinkerbell: Listen up. listen up. I do not like Braeden.
Midnight Blue: I like Braeden.
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you get my response? It was 'listen up. I do not like Braeden.'
Midnight Blue: Indeed, Braeden is hard to like. I am so a doll today!
Julie Tinkerbell: Braeden is one of the most irritating people I have ever met.
Midnight Blue: Really?
Julie Tinkerbell: No joke.
More Midnight Blue and Julie:
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Midnight Blue: You bet. Just as soon as I get my leg loose from these vines.
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't forget about the Vac Day gift exchange- I already have something for you!
Midnight Blue: Could it be this tree?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sweet mystery of love, at last I've found thee...(giggles)
Midnight Blue: Laughter is the sunshine of the soul.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! hahahaha
Midnight Blue: *laughs* Shh.. don't laugh so loud! The australian coral snakes will freak out.
Julie Tinkerbell: *chuckles* Groovy! *chuckles*
Midnight Blue: I thought you'd like that.
I'm a man now?
Dude... Cricon told someone (I forget which chatter) that she WAS a man and had a sex change.
Dude... Cricon told someone (I forget which chatter) that she WAS a man and had a sex change.
lol
and lol
Davine: I just vomited. Why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yuck! I mean- Are you ok?
Davine: I have to find the blue fairy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Must you?
Davine: My mommy will only love me if I'm a real boy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you enjoy being a real boy?
Davine: I have to pee.
Julie Tinkerbell: Please do not pee here.
Davine: *kicks you and runs away*
ow!
and lol
Davine: I just vomited. Why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yuck! I mean- Are you ok?
Davine: I have to find the blue fairy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Must you?
Davine: My mommy will only love me if I'm a real boy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you enjoy being a real boy?
Davine: I have to pee.
Julie Tinkerbell: Please do not pee here.
Davine: *kicks you and runs away*
ow!
Go Sarah!
Cricon: Carpediem doesn't even know I exist! *huff* After all the stalking I've done and everything!
Sarah Miles: You might try a little duct tape, it works wonders. ;D
Cricon: You're great to chat to. Did you know that?
Cricon: Carpediem doesn't even know I exist! *huff* After all the stalking I've done and everything!
Sarah Miles: You might try a little duct tape, it works wonders. ;D
Cricon: You're great to chat to. Did you know that?
lol I've thought before that Sarah and Cricon would probably make jolly friends.
Helix: wtf
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you that confused?
Helix: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we got that out in the open.
Helix: riiiigth
Julie Tinkerbell: Could you please hand me the incense burner over there? *points*
Helix: make me biatch
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF!* You're Biatch!
Helix: wtf
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you that confused?
Helix: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we got that out in the open.
Helix: riiiigth
Julie Tinkerbell: Could you please hand me the incense burner over there? *points*
Helix: make me biatch
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF!* You're Biatch!
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