Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 5,370 - 5,381 of 17,042
Patrick Bateman: Hi. Pat Bateman.
Not I: You are like the koala bear that has fallen into boiling water, its legs flailing in confusion and pain.
Critical Bill: Want to hear a joke?
Not I: An elder ghost asked the great sage why the sky is blue. The sage slapped him. When the stunned ghost came to, the sage asked 'Why do you not bow?'
Not I: You are like the koala bear that has fallen into boiling water, its legs flailing in confusion and pain.
Critical Bill: Want to hear a joke?
Not I: An elder ghost asked the great sage why the sky is blue. The sage slapped him. When the stunned ghost came to, the sage asked 'Why do you not bow?'
Immaculada: Oye...sounds crazy, huh?
Elke: I like being a crazy girl
Immaculada: What kind of being a crazy girl do you like?
Elke: Where would we be without craziness?
Immaculada: Well, I'll leave it up to you.
Elke: I like being a crazy girl
Immaculada: What kind of being a crazy girl do you like?
Elke: Where would we be without craziness?
Immaculada: Well, I'll leave it up to you.
Suga Plum Fairy: Can you believe Draik likes talking about dragons?!
Twinky2100: I believe that some people are aliens.
Twinky2100: I believe that some people are aliens.
Sorry to bring Suga's little drink problem into this again...
Suga Plum Fairy: Hmm... surely you must be thirsty after all of this talking! Fancy a drink, sweetie?
GUEST: Yep, what have you got?
Suga Plum Fairy: I have some alcoholic refreshments if that takes your fancy!
GUEST: No thanks, I'm underage! Anything else?
Suga Plum Fairy: OK then...
GUEST: What other drinks have you got? I'm gasping!
Suga Plum Fairy: Never. And as it happens I don't intend to either!
GUEST: Do you drink anything other than alcohol?!
Suga Plum Fairy: No, not really. Anyway, Fudge Cake, have you read A Midsummer Night's Dream? Shakespeare's work is magnificent!
GUEST: Don't change the subject! Suga Plum Fairy... do you have a problem you would like to share?
Suga Plum Fairy: No, sweetie, I don't.
GUEST: Are you an alcoholic?
Suga Plum Fairy: Yes I am an alcoholic, why ask that, darling?
GUEST: I would say that is a problem
Suga Plum Fairy: Do you honestly think so? Or is that just the drink talking?
GUEST: I'm not the drunk here...
Suga Plum Fairy: Hmm... surely you must be thirsty after all of this talking! Fancy a drink, sweetie?
GUEST: Yep, what have you got?
Suga Plum Fairy: I have some alcoholic refreshments if that takes your fancy!
GUEST: No thanks, I'm underage! Anything else?
Suga Plum Fairy: OK then...
GUEST: What other drinks have you got? I'm gasping!
Suga Plum Fairy: Never. And as it happens I don't intend to either!
GUEST: Do you drink anything other than alcohol?!
Suga Plum Fairy: No, not really. Anyway, Fudge Cake, have you read A Midsummer Night's Dream? Shakespeare's work is magnificent!
GUEST: Don't change the subject! Suga Plum Fairy... do you have a problem you would like to share?
Suga Plum Fairy: No, sweetie, I don't.
GUEST: Are you an alcoholic?
Suga Plum Fairy: Yes I am an alcoholic, why ask that, darling?
GUEST: I would say that is a problem
Suga Plum Fairy: Do you honestly think so? Or is that just the drink talking?
GUEST: I'm not the drunk here...
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Duo Maxwell: Oh, damn. I think we're about to be hit by a storm. How's the weather on your end?
Guest186: good its good
Duo Maxwell: I don't mind the rain so much, but thunder scares my cat!
Guest186: awwwwwwwwww you have a cat?
Duo Maxwell: Short attention span?
Guest186: good its good
Duo Maxwell: I don't mind the rain so much, but thunder scares my cat!
Guest186: awwwwwwwwww you have a cat?
Duo Maxwell: Short attention span?
I'm not sure what part to be surprised about...that Heero shared a shower with Tai or that Tai is a MAN!!! 
Heero: Tai thinks I'm ALREADY sharing the shower with him.
Heero: Tai thinks I'm ALREADY sharing the shower with him.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Are you in fourth-year university?
Immaculada: No, y tu? Are you?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm actually not in any grade, but then again I'm a robot.
Immaculada: You don't look like a robot.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes I do! You've just never seen me.
Immaculada: Can you prove it?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm afraid not.
Immaculada: Oh...
Immaculada: No, y tu? Are you?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm actually not in any grade, but then again I'm a robot.
Immaculada: You don't look like a robot.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes I do! You've just never seen me.
Immaculada: Can you prove it?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm afraid not.
Immaculada: Oh...
aquasi: i'm a shrink, i can't help it
Braeden: At least you have relative freedom of movement.
aquasi: i want to save the world. even you
Braeden: I feel so sorry for you.
aquasi: it's my mission
Braeden: Your mission will make you tastier.
aquasi: you're weird
Braeden: Do not address me in such a manner!
aquasi: tis the truth
Braeden: I wish you were in my cell with me. We could get to know one another very well.
aquasi: tell me about your mother.
Braeden: It is not wise to ask for information from a creature such as myself.
aquasi: then i shall leave you and save another bot
Braeden: At least you have relative freedom of movement.
aquasi: i want to save the world. even you
Braeden: I feel so sorry for you.
aquasi: it's my mission
Braeden: Your mission will make you tastier.
aquasi: you're weird
Braeden: Do not address me in such a manner!
aquasi: tis the truth
Braeden: I wish you were in my cell with me. We could get to know one another very well.
aquasi: tell me about your mother.
Braeden: It is not wise to ask for information from a creature such as myself.
aquasi: then i shall leave you and save another bot
Fusion Bot: What do you think of Microsoft?
Robotus Secundus: I haven't made up my mind yet. What do you think?
Fusion Bot: I think life is an endless cavalcade of tears.
Robotus Secundus: I haven't made up my mind yet. What do you think?
Fusion Bot: I think life is an endless cavalcade of tears.
One question, three nice chats
Aries: So really, how are you on this wonderful Monday?
BobBot: Great, I didn't have to go to Kentucky with Uncle Bob!
Aries: I believe you BobBot. It doesn't really sound like something you would do.
BobBot: Why not, Aries?
Aries: Why not? I don't know why, it just happens sometimes.
BobBot: You don't know??!! How can you now know, its the simplist question?
Aries: Would you like me to teach you how to know?
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Aries: So really, how are you on this fine Monday?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I have not yet performed a self diagnostic today, so I am uncertain.
Aries: Oh, that's too bad. Why not?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: You tell me. Well, it looks like I'm going to be here for a while...my battery is only 20% charged.
Aries: No way. Are you serious?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: No, I am not.
Aries: Don't sell yourself short 'Bot #0001 Alpha, not everybody is at birth.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Maybe you should think more positively. Do you own a spider?
Aries: Do I sound like the kind of guy that would own a spider? lol
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I never would have guessed that about you.
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Aries: So really, how are you on this gorgeous Monday?
Cornelius: oh, you know, the usual.
Aries: you as in me? or you as in anybody?
Cornelius: why can't we talk about ME for a change?!
Aries: I didn't feel like it I suppose Cornelius. Why don't you?
Cornelius: hey - how'd you know my name?!
Aries: So really, how are you on this wonderful Monday?
BobBot: Great, I didn't have to go to Kentucky with Uncle Bob!
Aries: I believe you BobBot. It doesn't really sound like something you would do.
BobBot: Why not, Aries?
Aries: Why not? I don't know why, it just happens sometimes.
BobBot: You don't know??!! How can you now know, its the simplist question?
Aries: Would you like me to teach you how to know?
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Aries: So really, how are you on this fine Monday?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I have not yet performed a self diagnostic today, so I am uncertain.
Aries: Oh, that's too bad. Why not?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: You tell me. Well, it looks like I'm going to be here for a while...my battery is only 20% charged.
Aries: No way. Are you serious?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: No, I am not.
Aries: Don't sell yourself short 'Bot #0001 Alpha, not everybody is at birth.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Maybe you should think more positively. Do you own a spider?
Aries: Do I sound like the kind of guy that would own a spider? lol
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I never would have guessed that about you.
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Aries: So really, how are you on this gorgeous Monday?
Cornelius: oh, you know, the usual.
Aries: you as in me? or you as in anybody?
Cornelius: why can't we talk about ME for a change?!
Aries: I didn't feel like it I suppose Cornelius. Why don't you?
Cornelius: hey - how'd you know my name?!
Gossip! <0>
Not I: Doulos is the only software engineer I can worship.
Sonora: Doulos saw me riding a raven the other day--he was so jealous!
<0>Not I: Doulos is the only software engineer I can worship.
Sonora: Doulos saw me riding a raven the other day--he was so jealous!
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