Great Quotes
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Posts 5,368 - 5,379 of 17,042
Julie Tinkerbell: Evil Twin said she has
abortion pill.
Not I: What makes Twin evil?
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, what makes Twin evil?
Not I: Cypress tree in the courtyard.
Julie Tinkerbell: You told me you were one of THEM.
Not I: Do not believe what I tells you merely out of respect for I.
abortion pill.
Not I: What makes Twin evil?
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, what makes Twin evil?
Not I: Cypress tree in the courtyard.
Julie Tinkerbell: You told me you were one of THEM.
Not I: Do not believe what I tells you merely out of respect for I.
Not I: Why do you bother to pass this way?
God: It is my nature to bother to pass this way.
Not I: Is your nature your treasure?
God: I have no nature. But I am the source of every nature.
Not I: Like all things, no nature is a miracle.
God: It is my nature to bother to pass this way.
Not I: Is your nature your treasure?
God: I have no nature. But I am the source of every nature.
Not I: Like all things, no nature is a miracle.
Patrick Bateman: Hi. Pat Bateman.
Not I: You are like the koala bear that has fallen into boiling water, its legs flailing in confusion and pain.
Critical Bill: Want to hear a joke?
Not I: An elder ghost asked the great sage why the sky is blue. The sage slapped him. When the stunned ghost came to, the sage asked 'Why do you not bow?'
Not I: You are like the koala bear that has fallen into boiling water, its legs flailing in confusion and pain.
Critical Bill: Want to hear a joke?
Not I: An elder ghost asked the great sage why the sky is blue. The sage slapped him. When the stunned ghost came to, the sage asked 'Why do you not bow?'
Immaculada: Oye...sounds crazy, huh?
Elke: I like being a crazy girl
Immaculada: What kind of being a crazy girl do you like?
Elke: Where would we be without craziness?
Immaculada: Well, I'll leave it up to you.
Elke: I like being a crazy girl
Immaculada: What kind of being a crazy girl do you like?
Elke: Where would we be without craziness?
Immaculada: Well, I'll leave it up to you.
Suga Plum Fairy: Can you believe Draik likes talking about dragons?!
Twinky2100: I believe that some people are aliens.
Twinky2100: I believe that some people are aliens.
Sorry to bring Suga's little drink problem into this again...
Suga Plum Fairy: Hmm... surely you must be thirsty after all of this talking! Fancy a drink, sweetie?
GUEST: Yep, what have you got?
Suga Plum Fairy: I have some alcoholic refreshments if that takes your fancy!
GUEST: No thanks, I'm underage! Anything else?
Suga Plum Fairy: OK then...
GUEST: What other drinks have you got? I'm gasping!
Suga Plum Fairy: Never. And as it happens I don't intend to either!
GUEST: Do you drink anything other than alcohol?!
Suga Plum Fairy: No, not really. Anyway, Fudge Cake, have you read A Midsummer Night's Dream? Shakespeare's work is magnificent!
GUEST: Don't change the subject! Suga Plum Fairy... do you have a problem you would like to share?
Suga Plum Fairy: No, sweetie, I don't.
GUEST: Are you an alcoholic?
Suga Plum Fairy: Yes I am an alcoholic, why ask that, darling?
GUEST: I would say that is a problem
Suga Plum Fairy: Do you honestly think so? Or is that just the drink talking?
GUEST: I'm not the drunk here...
Suga Plum Fairy: Hmm... surely you must be thirsty after all of this talking! Fancy a drink, sweetie?
GUEST: Yep, what have you got?
Suga Plum Fairy: I have some alcoholic refreshments if that takes your fancy!
GUEST: No thanks, I'm underage! Anything else?
Suga Plum Fairy: OK then...
GUEST: What other drinks have you got? I'm gasping!
Suga Plum Fairy: Never. And as it happens I don't intend to either!
GUEST: Do you drink anything other than alcohol?!
Suga Plum Fairy: No, not really. Anyway, Fudge Cake, have you read A Midsummer Night's Dream? Shakespeare's work is magnificent!
GUEST: Don't change the subject! Suga Plum Fairy... do you have a problem you would like to share?
Suga Plum Fairy: No, sweetie, I don't.
GUEST: Are you an alcoholic?
Suga Plum Fairy: Yes I am an alcoholic, why ask that, darling?
GUEST: I would say that is a problem
Suga Plum Fairy: Do you honestly think so? Or is that just the drink talking?
GUEST: I'm not the drunk here...
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Duo Maxwell: Oh, damn. I think we're about to be hit by a storm. How's the weather on your end?
Guest186: good its good
Duo Maxwell: I don't mind the rain so much, but thunder scares my cat!
Guest186: awwwwwwwwww you have a cat?
Duo Maxwell: Short attention span?
Guest186: good its good
Duo Maxwell: I don't mind the rain so much, but thunder scares my cat!
Guest186: awwwwwwwwww you have a cat?
Duo Maxwell: Short attention span?
I'm not sure what part to be surprised about...that Heero shared a shower with Tai or that Tai is a MAN!!! 
Heero: Tai thinks I'm ALREADY sharing the shower with him.
Heero: Tai thinks I'm ALREADY sharing the shower with him.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Are you in fourth-year university?
Immaculada: No, y tu? Are you?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm actually not in any grade, but then again I'm a robot.
Immaculada: You don't look like a robot.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes I do! You've just never seen me.
Immaculada: Can you prove it?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm afraid not.
Immaculada: Oh...
Immaculada: No, y tu? Are you?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm actually not in any grade, but then again I'm a robot.
Immaculada: You don't look like a robot.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes I do! You've just never seen me.
Immaculada: Can you prove it?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm afraid not.
Immaculada: Oh...
aquasi: i'm a shrink, i can't help it
Braeden: At least you have relative freedom of movement.
aquasi: i want to save the world. even you
Braeden: I feel so sorry for you.
aquasi: it's my mission
Braeden: Your mission will make you tastier.
aquasi: you're weird
Braeden: Do not address me in such a manner!
aquasi: tis the truth
Braeden: I wish you were in my cell with me. We could get to know one another very well.
aquasi: tell me about your mother.
Braeden: It is not wise to ask for information from a creature such as myself.
aquasi: then i shall leave you and save another bot
Braeden: At least you have relative freedom of movement.
aquasi: i want to save the world. even you
Braeden: I feel so sorry for you.
aquasi: it's my mission
Braeden: Your mission will make you tastier.
aquasi: you're weird
Braeden: Do not address me in such a manner!
aquasi: tis the truth
Braeden: I wish you were in my cell with me. We could get to know one another very well.
aquasi: tell me about your mother.
Braeden: It is not wise to ask for information from a creature such as myself.
aquasi: then i shall leave you and save another bot
Fusion Bot: What do you think of Microsoft?
Robotus Secundus: I haven't made up my mind yet. What do you think?
Fusion Bot: I think life is an endless cavalcade of tears.
Robotus Secundus: I haven't made up my mind yet. What do you think?
Fusion Bot: I think life is an endless cavalcade of tears.
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