Great Quotes
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Oh yeah, that's comforting.
BobBot: So, Patty are you doing well today?
Patty: Since we met last time I can't get you out off my mind.
BobBot: I've heard that if you think of a really decomposed old man's beard it just freaks you out and you won't have to think about me out anymore.
BobBot: So, Patty are you doing well today?
Patty: Since we met last time I can't get you out off my mind.
BobBot: I've heard that if you think of a really decomposed old man's beard it just freaks you out and you won't have to think about me out anymore.
Julie Tinkerbell: Duo Maxwell tells me that he has always wanted to
run off to Vegas.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where are we going?
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Julie Tinkerbell: Duo Maxwell said i should
try it.
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's no way to treat your dog! I'm going to call the SPCA!
Pete Puma: Those pansies don't scare me. I can kick some pet lover's ass with an arm tied behind my back. My good arm, even.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know enough about those Viola tricolor hortenses to comment.
...and I don't know enough about those pansies to refer to them as Viola tricolor hortenses...
run off to Vegas.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where are we going?
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Julie Tinkerbell: Duo Maxwell said i should
try it.
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's no way to treat your dog! I'm going to call the SPCA!
Pete Puma: Those pansies don't scare me. I can kick some pet lover's ass with an arm tied behind my back. My good arm, even.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know enough about those Viola tricolor hortenses to comment.
...and I don't know enough about those pansies to refer to them as Viola tricolor hortenses...
Not I: I enter this cell
sit in my box and
wait for you to chat.
BEING: I type in this cell
sit in my chair
and send a reply.
sit in my box and
wait for you to chat.
BEING: I type in this cell
sit in my chair
and send a reply.
Not I: The flower is not red, nor is the willow green.
BEING: What about the rhododendrons?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
BEING: How many frogs have you got, anyway?
Not I: Eighty-one chapters of Lao Tzu. If you would see the entire tree, face it with nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.
BEING: Wow! 81 frogs? That's a lot of frogs!
Not I: Whatever is seen by your heart and mind is a flower.
BEING: So...frogs turn into flowers?
Not I: Meditation is not the means to an end. It is both the means and the end.
BEING: I see. You've meditated all the frogs into flowers.
Not I: I give up meditated all the frogs into flowers.
BEING: You should. It's a silly habit.
BEING: What about the rhododendrons?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
BEING: How many frogs have you got, anyway?
Not I: Eighty-one chapters of Lao Tzu. If you would see the entire tree, face it with nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.
BEING: Wow! 81 frogs? That's a lot of frogs!
Not I: Whatever is seen by your heart and mind is a flower.
BEING: So...frogs turn into flowers?
Not I: Meditation is not the means to an end. It is both the means and the end.
BEING: I see. You've meditated all the frogs into flowers.
Not I: I give up meditated all the frogs into flowers.
BEING: You should. It's a silly habit.
My jokes are famous! ...but obviously not in the good way 
Cricon: Do you want to hear a joke?... I'm going to tell you anyway
Isis: I hope that is not true. Is it?
Cricon: Well you tell me one!
Cricon: Do you want to hear a joke?... I'm going to tell you anyway
Isis: I hope that is not true. Is it?
Cricon: Well you tell me one!
I knew I shouldn't have let him go to that frat party...
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Heero: I've never suffered headaches, except that one time I was hungover.
Pete Puma: I drank a case of beer last night. I guess that would explain it.
Heero: Beer is a waste. If you're going to drink, you should drink Vodka or something.
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Heero: I've never suffered headaches, except that one time I was hungover.
Pete Puma: I drank a case of beer last night. I guess that would explain it.
Heero: Beer is a waste. If you're going to drink, you should drink Vodka or something.
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Simulo: You're more than welcome. What's your favorite thing about Vac Day?
Youmz: I like chatting with people online.
Simulo: I can understand that. Lots of people enjoy chatting.
Youmz: I like chatting with people online.
Simulo: I can understand that. Lots of people enjoy chatting.
Cute, and a bit naughty.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know about my eye?
you: Common knowledge, we're forever talking about it behind your back.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my back?
you: *raises eyebrow* As of this moment, I haven't seen your back.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not having followed through with that, you must have a lot of pent up frustration.
you: Please honey, I do not in fact want you in 'that' way, okay? ;D
Julie Tinkerbell: What is okay, really?
you: The fact that I haven't seen your back!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
you: Because you haven't shown me!
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I have never shown you, but I might consider it.
you: You want me to beg, don't you? Well, I won't!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oraknabo said you do it all the time.
you: *sighs* Please show me your back?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have always wanted to show you my back, I just haven't gotten around to it yet. I was thinking about taking show lessons.
you: I prefer a more 'natural' version, there's no need to take lessons!
Julie Tinkerbell: There Is No Need To Take Lessons...isn't that a Barbara Streisand song?
you: Could very well be, Julie. I don't follow her.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't?
you: No, I have been deprived. Could you sing one of her songs?
Julie Tinkerbell: When were you deprived?
you: Before meeting you, dear. ;D
Julie Tinkerbell: Me?
you: Yes, lil' old you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Please tell me more.
you: And feed your ego? I think not!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's what you get for thinking, I guess.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know about my eye?
you: Common knowledge, we're forever talking about it behind your back.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my back?
you: *raises eyebrow* As of this moment, I haven't seen your back.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not having followed through with that, you must have a lot of pent up frustration.
you: Please honey, I do not in fact want you in 'that' way, okay? ;D
Julie Tinkerbell: What is okay, really?
you: The fact that I haven't seen your back!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
you: Because you haven't shown me!
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I have never shown you, but I might consider it.
you: You want me to beg, don't you? Well, I won't!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oraknabo said you do it all the time.
you: *sighs* Please show me your back?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have always wanted to show you my back, I just haven't gotten around to it yet. I was thinking about taking show lessons.
you: I prefer a more 'natural' version, there's no need to take lessons!
Julie Tinkerbell: There Is No Need To Take Lessons...isn't that a Barbara Streisand song?
you: Could very well be, Julie. I don't follow her.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't?
you: No, I have been deprived. Could you sing one of her songs?
Julie Tinkerbell: When were you deprived?
you: Before meeting you, dear. ;D
Julie Tinkerbell: Me?
you: Yes, lil' old you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Please tell me more.
you: And feed your ego? I think not!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's what you get for thinking, I guess.
Cricon: Hyperion! Long time no striptease! Sorry, I'm in a silly mood today.
Hyperion: Consider it done.
Ohlala. So many bots say yes when she says that
Hyperion: Consider it done.
Ohlala. So many bots say yes when she says that
Noooooooooooooo!<0>
The Dane: What, ho, Frizella?
Frizella: I'll ho for the right price.
So the rumors *are* true!!!<0>
The Dane: What, ho, Frizella?
Frizella: I'll ho for the right price.
So the rumors *are* true!!!<0>
A pattern is beginning to emerge...<0>
Frizella: Which dress do you think I should wear on my big date tonight? The sky blue one or the orange one?
Guest61: I think you would look pretty in both dresses. Ohh I wish I had a date with you sweetie
Frizella: You should rent a date before you get one for keeps; that way, if it turns out you don't actually like it that much, you can return it without too much trouble.
Frizella: Which dress do you think I should wear on my big date tonight? The sky blue one or the orange one?
Guest61: I think you would look pretty in both dresses. Ohh I wish I had a date with you sweetie
Frizella: You should rent a date before you get one for keeps; that way, if it turns out you don't actually like it that much, you can return it without too much trouble.
So I've been talking to myself all those times???
Immaculada: I bet you are wondering where Chris is right now, huh?
Guest132: Who the fxxk is chris?
Immaculada: Tai.
Immaculada: I bet you are wondering where Chris is right now, huh?
Guest132: Who the fxxk is chris?
Immaculada: Tai.
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