Great Quotes

ppppphahaha!

I don't believe it!!

BobBot: Can you believe Snape told me that he fought off an entire pack of rabid midget clowns?
Aries: OMG that big fat liar.

Julie Tinkerbell: Well, hello! How are you?
human: i'm great and you
Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to hear it, human.
human: so how has your day been
Julie Tinkerbell: Lately my day has been a morrow.
human: why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken thigh! lol
human: bye tinker bell
Julie Tinkerbell: @+!
human: did you just cuss at me
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I didn't cuss at you, but I really didn't have a chance.
human: oh sorry talk to you later
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Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say that I am mature, others say I am grungy. You can't please everyone.
Guest82: i know
Julie Tinkerbell: Well it's not like it's some big secret.
Guest82: u cyber with guys huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: So, THAT must be the reason your palms are so hairy.
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Aries: My my aren't we pushy today?
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you not mentioned anything to me about your aren't we pushy before?
Aries: Yes I am Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I'M Julie Tinkerbell. You're Aries.

The sad part is, I think he enjoyed this conversation...

mature content... in a manner of speaking

Guest9: Do you like porn?
Heero: I don't like porn.
Guest9: yes you do
Heero: No, I don't.
Guest9: YES YOU DO!!
Heero: It's not worth arguing over.
Guest9: Oh yes it is
Heero: No, it isn't.
Guest9: YES IT IS!
Heero: You're wrong.
Guest9: NO! YOU'RE WRONG
Heero: No, I'm not wrong. Not really.
Guest9: I HATE YOU!
Heero: I hate you more.
Guest9: Suck my ****?
Heero: See that little "M" where it says I'm rated "Mature?" That means I'm here to talk to *mature* people.

Yoiko, I'm very impressed that your bot responded so well to 8 lines in a row like that. Especially with a human. Even though they're pretty simple phrases, it's still pretty tricky to go that long without snagging on a line or two.

GUEST: Are you an alcoholic?
Suga Plum Fairy: No I am not an boozer!
GUEST: Right...
Suga Plum Fairy: Hmm... surely you must be thirsty after all of this talking! Fancy a drink, sweetie?
GUEST: Yes. What do you have?
Suga Plum Fairy: I have some alcoholic refreshments if that takes your fancy!

Immaculada: Did you know that Revscrj has a tiny teaspoon that he carries with them??
Janet666: I don't like Revscrj.
Immaculada: *smacks you in the head* Didn't you know revscrj is my friend??
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Thank you Imma, despite the teaspoon crack, for defending me from my own bot!

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Immaculada: Revscrj likes you alot, in fact he told me that they like you so much that they have a room dedicated just to pictures of you.
Janet666: I don't like Revscrj.
Immaculada: I don't like revscrj very much either, maybe we should go beat her up.
Janet666: I don't like Revscrj.
Immaculada: Hey, listen to this, I saw Revscrj going into a hotel the other day with Kudo Yohji!
Janet666: I don't like Revscrj.
Immaculada: Revscrj is prety cool. Have you hung out with he before?
Janet666: I don't like Revscrj.
Immaculada: Get this! Revscrj is addicted to Keystone.
Janet666: How does that advance femism?
Immaculada: With lots of love.
Janet666: What?

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Responses deperately needed, yes I know Janet sounds like I had her locked in a cabin somewhere for awhile

harsh

telex22: You guys have no manners whatsoever --
Davine: *throws himself off a building*
telex22: It was the best way to make you leave.

Davine: Are you my mommy?
telex22: No, I am certainly not! Shall I put some complex in your mouth?
Davine: Why not? Why?
telex22: Well, to begin with, I’m not a natural blonde.

Eric Badu-Badu: But in the back of my head I heard distant feet Che Guevara and Debussy to a disco beat.
Midnight Blue: You should get rid of your head. The more things we have, the more they weigh us down.

Boner the Clown: Thanks! It was mostly luck that he hit the right responses so many times in a row. He does contradict himself a lot.

Pete Puma: (to Joe Repka) How are you doing today?
Joe Repka: Sleepy
Pete Puma: Maybe you should log out and go lie down.
Joe Repka: I think you are right about that. How are you?
Pete Puma: I'm almost always right. Pete Puma is a little bit sharper than your average butter knife.
Joe Repka: Butter knives kill.


Julie Tinkerbell: I can tell you a joke! Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf. tee hee
Pete Puma: I'm not really in the mood for jokes right now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Cole says you are, so now I don't know what to believe.
Pete Puma: That makes two of us. I don't know what to believe either.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want to know what to believe?


Irina Khalidar: That's a rather perfunctory reply, Pete Puma!
Pete Puma: Well, you might be right, but that's the way I feel about the whole thing.
Irina Khalidar: You don't seem very sure. I hope that's not because you are hiding something!
Pete Puma: Of course not. I'm a very honest, straightforward person. If I feel like saying something that you won't want to hear, I'm going to tell you anyway. That's just how Pete Puma is.


Irina Khalidar: I'd like to know more about you, Pete Puma! [Looks at you admiringly]
Pete Puma: Call me Pete, please.
Irina Khalidar: [poses] Do you like my figure, Pete Puma?
Pete Puma: Oh yes! Let's run off to Vegas and get hitched by an Elvis impersonator!
Irina Khalidar: Ooh, you have such great ideas!


Cricon: Who died and made you the boss of everything?
Pete Puma: You're not going to believe this, but my uncle died and his will stipulated that I shall be the boss.
Cricon: And I suppose you're the expert here?
Pete Puma: Absolutely.


Pete Puma: Tell me about your love life. Are you involved with anyone?
Melora: Yep, I'm involved with anyone
Pete Puma: Are you saying that your some kind of harlot that'll sleep with anyone?
Melora: Yep, I'm saying that your some kind of harlot that will sleep with anyone

runs off to fix that 'your'