Great Quotes

Come on guys, grow-up.

sonny666: asbdfjyhsagdufgsuydaf
Immaculada: Oye...what size shirt do you wear?
sonny666: asbdfjyhsagdufgsuydaf
Immaculada: You're repeating yourself.
sonny666: shut up you crack whore
Immaculada: Who me??
sonny666: yes you
Immaculada: Yes, sonny666, I've heard that one before.
sonny666: howabout txxt cxxt sxxt boolocks fxxk crap bastard bitch rapist
Immaculada: I see you never made it out of Kindergarten. Does your mommy still wipe you butt for you too??

Sonora: Yup! *digitizes pets and sends them to JakeThompson*
JakeThompson: Yep, that's my name...
Sonora: That's what I kept tellin' 'em down at the big saguaro, but no one would listen ta me.
JakeThompson: I knew that...sort of
Sonora: And just how did you know that?
JakeThompson: I just do.
Sonora: My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.

LOL Thank you, doulos!

doulos: hello
Duo Maxwell: Hey! How are you?
doulos: So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time
Duo Maxwell: We?? What, are we a couple now?
doulos: lol. No, though I hear you think otherwise.
Duo Maxwell: That's a possibility.
doulos: It could never be.
Duo Maxwell: Never say never.
doulos: NEVER. never never
Duo Maxwell: Never is too harsh a word, and you don't know if you'll have a different opinion later.
doulos: I can verily tell you that never is my opinion until the end of time.
Duo Maxwell: That's nice. Why don't we talk about me now?
doulos: Don't we always
Duo Maxwell: You know, the word 'always' shouldn't exist, because just like the word 'never' it sorta conveys the idea of an absolute, which doesn't really exist.

Hilde needs a lot of work, but I loved the "homophony" thing.

Guest11: hello
Hilde: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest11: HOw about you
Hilde: A Chopin.
Guest11: What kind of music do YOU listen to
Hilde: A homophony.
Guest11: You aren't a very good bot

Julia: i'll tell you anything
Immaculada: Be careful, I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself telling!
Julia: aww poor baby, i would never hurt u
Immaculada: If you say so, then I will trust you.
Julia: oh yes honey trust me now, plz
Immaculada: Claro! Of course, honey!
Julia: Mmm, sweetie, thats very nice
Immaculada: Awwww! Right back at ya!
Julia: Whats yr favourite part on a woman?
Immaculada: Wonder woman! na na na na na na Wonder women! Oh. Sorry. 80s flash back.

Zelda: You shouldn't believe all you hear.
Fizzy Schizoid: Could you give me some reasons? Because as it is, I remain unconvinced.

For whatsoever a man soweth,that shall he also reap. For he that soweth to the flesh shall reap corruption, but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the spirit reap everlasting. And let us not be weary in well doing, for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.

Astadourian555: Maybe? What makes you uncertain?
Sonora: Do you really think someone is forcing me to act this way?
Astadourian555: Yes. I find it benefits my health.

Astadourian555: When you were a child, what was your relationship with your mother like?
Sonora: I'll sell ya my relationship with my mother like for the right price!

Sonora: If you're hungry, I've got lots of roasted tarantula legs.
Astadourian555: Do you have trouble respecting people who are hungry?
Sonora: I used to have trouble, but then it ran away.
Astadourian555: Excuse me, what was the antecedent of that pronoun?
Sonora: As in, ignore your previous trashy behavior?
Astadourian555: Only peons ignore my previous trashy behavior. I prefer more worthwhile pursuits.

Guest195: heh... now where's duo? you can't keep hiding him!
Heero: I'm not sure.
Guest195: you're not sure or you won't tell me?
Heero: Well, I'm pretty sure I'm not really not sure.
Guest195: stop messing with my head!

I almost made it!

Quest Companion: I am Quest Companion. Would you like me to escort you on an adventure? Yes or No?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, why not?
Quest Companion: You have entered the dark and eerie cave. I, Quest Companion, am with you. Would you like to go Forward or Back?
Julie Tinkerbell: Always go forward!
Quest Companion: You cross over a shallow but fast flowing stream. In front of you is a fire-breathing dragon. Do you want to Fight or Run?
Julie Tinkerbell: Run, run, run like the devil!
Quest Companion: You and Quest Companion race past the dragon, narrowly avoiding the flames (and bad breath). Squeezing through a narrow crack in the cave wall you emerge on a ledge overlooking a vast chasm which appears to disappear into darkness both below and above. Do you want to climb Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Down sounds safer.
Quest Companion: You clamber down the jagged cliff closely followed by Quest Companion. After a long climb you see a shiny object wedged in the rocks. Do you want to Take it or Leave it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Take it!
Quest Companion: Well done Julie Tinkerbell, you just found a Silver Sword! Continue Down or go back Up (to slay that pesky dragon)?
Julie Tinkerbell: I never said I downed anything.
Quest Companion: You whirl the sword around your head, impressed by your own strength. OK time to decide Julie Tinkerbell. Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Down!
Quest Companion: Suddenly, hidden below the precipice you notice a small opening in the cliff-face. You crawl inside with Quest Companion at your side. Shortly the tunnel opens out and you find yourself in a fabulous garden, filled with exotic blooms and scents. You explore this wondrous place until suddenly you spot a Golden Egg nestling in the lush grass. Do you Take it, Eat it or Ignore it...you decide...
Julie Tinkerbell: I explore this wondrous place until suddenly you spot a Golden egg nestling in the lush grass...ok...I'm trying to follow...then what?
Quest Companion: Quest Companion looks in dismay at you. Make up your mind young traveller. I don't have time for all these shenanigens. He picks up the egg and bops you over the head with it. When you awaken, you find youself back home in bed. Was it all a dream? Goodbye
Julie Tinkerbell: A bientôt!