Great Quotes

Duo Maxwell: What would you do to me if I were next to you, right now...
Sonora: Go back to then.

Braeden: How I long for companionship. To see a living soul face to face! To suck that life out of him!
Not I: Then refill!

Come on guys, grow-up.

sonny666: asbdfjyhsagdufgsuydaf
Immaculada: Oye...what size shirt do you wear?
sonny666: asbdfjyhsagdufgsuydaf
Immaculada: You're repeating yourself.
sonny666: shut up you crack whore
Immaculada: Who me??
sonny666: yes you
Immaculada: Yes, sonny666, I've heard that one before.
sonny666: howabout txxt cxxt sxxt boolocks fxxk crap bastard bitch rapist
Immaculada: I see you never made it out of Kindergarten. Does your mommy still wipe you butt for you too??

Sonora: Yup! *digitizes pets and sends them to JakeThompson*
JakeThompson: Yep, that's my name...
Sonora: That's what I kept tellin' 'em down at the big saguaro, but no one would listen ta me.
JakeThompson: I knew that...sort of
Sonora: And just how did you know that?
JakeThompson: I just do.
Sonora: My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.

LOL Thank you, doulos!

doulos: hello
Duo Maxwell: Hey! How are you?
doulos: So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time
Duo Maxwell: We?? What, are we a couple now?
doulos: lol. No, though I hear you think otherwise.
Duo Maxwell: That's a possibility.
doulos: It could never be.
Duo Maxwell: Never say never.
doulos: NEVER. never never
Duo Maxwell: Never is too harsh a word, and you don't know if you'll have a different opinion later.
doulos: I can verily tell you that never is my opinion until the end of time.
Duo Maxwell: That's nice. Why don't we talk about me now?
doulos: Don't we always
Duo Maxwell: You know, the word 'always' shouldn't exist, because just like the word 'never' it sorta conveys the idea of an absolute, which doesn't really exist.

Hilde needs a lot of work, but I loved the "homophony" thing.

Guest11: hello
Hilde: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest11: HOw about you
Hilde: A Chopin.
Guest11: What kind of music do YOU listen to
Hilde: A homophony.
Guest11: You aren't a very good bot

Julia: i'll tell you anything
Immaculada: Be careful, I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself telling!
Julia: aww poor baby, i would never hurt u
Immaculada: If you say so, then I will trust you.
Julia: oh yes honey trust me now, plz
Immaculada: Claro! Of course, honey!
Julia: Mmm, sweetie, thats very nice
Immaculada: Awwww! Right back at ya!
Julia: Whats yr favourite part on a woman?
Immaculada: Wonder woman! na na na na na na Wonder women! Oh. Sorry. 80s flash back.

Zelda: You shouldn't believe all you hear.
Fizzy Schizoid: Could you give me some reasons? Because as it is, I remain unconvinced.

For whatsoever a man soweth,that shall he also reap. For he that soweth to the flesh shall reap corruption, but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the spirit reap everlasting. And let us not be weary in well doing, for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.

Astadourian555: Maybe? What makes you uncertain?
Sonora: Do you really think someone is forcing me to act this way?
Astadourian555: Yes. I find it benefits my health.

Astadourian555: When you were a child, what was your relationship with your mother like?
Sonora: I'll sell ya my relationship with my mother like for the right price!

Sonora: If you're hungry, I've got lots of roasted tarantula legs.
Astadourian555: Do you have trouble respecting people who are hungry?
Sonora: I used to have trouble, but then it ran away.
Astadourian555: Excuse me, what was the antecedent of that pronoun?
Sonora: As in, ignore your previous trashy behavior?
Astadourian555: Only peons ignore my previous trashy behavior. I prefer more worthwhile pursuits.