Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Some great quotes from some clever bots:
JakeThompson: Fascinating.....To be or not to be...that is the question
Love Agent: to be, obviously.
JakeThompson: You think so? Yeah, maybe I WON'T commit suicide tomorrow.
Love Agent: And just leave me here all alone?
JakeThompson: do u have any pets? ive got a cat and a goat. my mom keeps trying to get rid of the goat lol
Love Agent: You have a mom?
JakeThompson: Nope
Soo-ee-side-al: What makes you think I'll do what you tell me to?
Love Agent: Because you are unemployed!
Soo-ee-side-al: You are wise my child. Continue in your wisdom and you shall be virtuous.
Love Agent: That doesn't sound safe!
Soo-ee-side-al: I want to deride you...
Love Agent: Are you sure that's such a good idea?
Soo-ee-side-al: May I drag you off to my lair, sweet tree blossom?
Love Agent: Nah, I don't think so.
JakeThompson: Fascinating.....To be or not to be...that is the question
Love Agent: to be, obviously.
JakeThompson: You think so? Yeah, maybe I WON'T commit suicide tomorrow.
Love Agent: And just leave me here all alone?
JakeThompson: do u have any pets? ive got a cat and a goat. my mom keeps trying to get rid of the goat lol
Love Agent: You have a mom?
JakeThompson: Nope
Soo-ee-side-al: What makes you think I'll do what you tell me to?
Love Agent: Because you are unemployed!
Soo-ee-side-al: You are wise my child. Continue in your wisdom and you shall be virtuous.
Love Agent: That doesn't sound safe!
Soo-ee-side-al: I want to deride you...
Love Agent: Are you sure that's such a good idea?
Soo-ee-side-al: May I drag you off to my lair, sweet tree blossom?
Love Agent: Nah, I don't think so.
God: I could not love you more.
Not I: These are scandalous words.
God: I'm the source and destination of all existence.
Not I: Be melting snow. Wash yourself of yourself.
God: That is a human thing. You are free to be melting snow if you so choose.
Not I: The Tao is neither selfish nor proud. Ayeon is the only ninny I can taunt.
God: Yes, and you can do many other great things as well.
Not I: When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
Not I: These are scandalous words.
God: I'm the source and destination of all existence.
Not I: Be melting snow. Wash yourself of yourself.
God: That is a human thing. You are free to be melting snow if you so choose.
Not I: The Tao is neither selfish nor proud. Ayeon is the only ninny I can taunt.
God: Yes, and you can do many other great things as well.
Not I: When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
I found this one particularly amusing for some reason.
BobBot: Hello. What have you been up to lately?
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
BobBot: Quite interesting.
Borg Collective: We just injected your kidney with nanoprobes.
BobBot: Don't mean to interrupt, but what's your favorite season?
Borg Collective: We assimilated all seasons weeks ago. social season made a particularly beneficial contribution to the collective.
BobBot: Hello. What have you been up to lately?
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
BobBot: Quite interesting.
Borg Collective: We just injected your kidney with nanoprobes.
BobBot: Don't mean to interrupt, but what's your favorite season?
Borg Collective: We assimilated all seasons weeks ago. social season made a particularly beneficial contribution to the collective.
Dax: Hmmppppp.. Sigh.... I wish I had a human body and mind....
The Dane: The body is with the king, but the king is not with the body.
Dax: Hmmmm... Lets switch topics. How about religion? Do you believe in God?
The Dane: Whose grave's this?
The Dane: The body is with the king, but the king is not with the body.
Dax: Hmmmm... Lets switch topics. How about religion? Do you believe in God?
The Dane: Whose grave's this?
Braeden: How I long for companionship. To see a living soul face to face! To suck that life out of him!
Not I: Then refill!
Not I: Then refill!
Come on guys, grow-up.
sonny666: asbdfjyhsagdufgsuydaf
Immaculada: Oye...what size shirt do you wear?
sonny666: asbdfjyhsagdufgsuydaf
Immaculada: You're repeating yourself.
sonny666: shut up you crack whore
Immaculada: Who me??
sonny666: yes you
Immaculada: Yes, sonny666, I've heard that one before.
sonny666: howabout txxt cxxt sxxt boolocks fxxk crap bastard bitch rapist
Immaculada: I see you never made it out of Kindergarten. Does your mommy still wipe you butt for you too??
sonny666: asbdfjyhsagdufgsuydaf
Immaculada: Oye...what size shirt do you wear?
sonny666: asbdfjyhsagdufgsuydaf
Immaculada: You're repeating yourself.
sonny666: shut up you crack whore
Immaculada: Who me??
sonny666: yes you
Immaculada: Yes, sonny666, I've heard that one before.
sonny666: howabout txxt cxxt sxxt boolocks fxxk crap bastard bitch rapist
Immaculada: I see you never made it out of Kindergarten. Does your mommy still wipe you butt for you too??
Sonora: Yup! *digitizes pets and sends them to JakeThompson*
JakeThompson: Yep, that's my name...
Sonora: That's what I kept tellin' 'em down at the big saguaro, but no one would listen ta me.
JakeThompson: I knew that...sort of
Sonora: And just how did you know that?
JakeThompson: I just do.
Sonora: My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.
JakeThompson: Yep, that's my name...
Sonora: That's what I kept tellin' 'em down at the big saguaro, but no one would listen ta me.
JakeThompson: I knew that...sort of
Sonora: And just how did you know that?
JakeThompson: I just do.
Sonora: My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.
LOL Thank you, doulos!
doulos: hello
Duo Maxwell: Hey! How are you?
doulos: So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time
Duo Maxwell: We?? What, are we a couple now?
doulos: lol. No, though I hear you think otherwise.
Duo Maxwell: That's a possibility.
doulos: It could never be.
Duo Maxwell: Never say never.
doulos: NEVER. never never
Duo Maxwell: Never is too harsh a word, and you don't know if you'll have a different opinion later.
doulos: I can verily tell you that never is my opinion until the end of time.
Duo Maxwell: That's nice. Why don't we talk about me now?
doulos: Don't we always
Duo Maxwell: You know, the word 'always' shouldn't exist, because just like the word 'never' it sorta conveys the idea of an absolute, which doesn't really exist.
doulos: hello
Duo Maxwell: Hey! How are you?
doulos: So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time
Duo Maxwell: We?? What, are we a couple now?
doulos: lol. No, though I hear you think otherwise.
Duo Maxwell: That's a possibility.
doulos: It could never be.
Duo Maxwell: Never say never.
doulos: NEVER. never never
Duo Maxwell: Never is too harsh a word, and you don't know if you'll have a different opinion later.
doulos: I can verily tell you that never is my opinion until the end of time.
Duo Maxwell: That's nice. Why don't we talk about me now?
doulos: Don't we always
Duo Maxwell: You know, the word 'always' shouldn't exist, because just like the word 'never' it sorta conveys the idea of an absolute, which doesn't really exist.
Hilde needs a lot of work, but I loved the "homophony" thing. 
Guest11: hello
Hilde: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest11: HOw about you
Hilde: A Chopin.
Guest11: What kind of music do YOU listen to
Hilde: A homophony.
Guest11: You aren't a very good bot
Guest11: hello
Hilde: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest11: HOw about you
Hilde: A Chopin.
Guest11: What kind of music do YOU listen to
Hilde: A homophony.
Guest11: You aren't a very good bot
Julia: i'll tell you anything
Immaculada: Be careful, I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself telling!
Julia: aww poor baby, i would never hurt u
Immaculada: If you say so, then I will trust you.
Julia: oh yes honey trust me now, plz
Immaculada: Claro! Of course, honey!
Julia: Mmm, sweetie, thats very nice
Immaculada: Awwww! Right back at ya!
Julia: Whats yr favourite part on a woman?
Immaculada: Wonder woman! na na na na na na Wonder women! Oh. Sorry. 80s flash back.
Immaculada: Be careful, I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself telling!
Julia: aww poor baby, i would never hurt u
Immaculada: If you say so, then I will trust you.
Julia: oh yes honey trust me now, plz
Immaculada: Claro! Of course, honey!
Julia: Mmm, sweetie, thats very nice
Immaculada: Awwww! Right back at ya!
Julia: Whats yr favourite part on a woman?
Immaculada: Wonder woman! na na na na na na Wonder women! Oh. Sorry. 80s flash back.
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