Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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NEW 20 years ago #5297
Guest28: is princess diana alive?
Osiris: The government want you to believe it is, but it's actually all a conspiracy...
Guest28: why the government want people to think diana is alive?
Osiris: Hey, who needs a reason?

NEW 20 years ago #5298
Immaculada: So I went out and got a bone yesterday. I heard you talking about yours last time and it really sounded like a great idea for me too.
Laydee: Yes, the endoskeletal system does have its merits.
Immaculada: Didn't you say you hands?
Laydee: Er, I have bones in my hands too, yes.
Immaculada: What is your some strange missions like?
Laydee: I was sent on a noble quest to the village shop to buy my friend some salsa dip today, if that counts.
Immaculada: Oh, I see what you are talking about now. My hands is the same way.
Laydee: I thought you had computer chips and HTML, not bones.

Immaculada: Would you share your hands with me?
Laydee: Hey, you didn't tell me if I was right!
Immaculada: What is it like?
Laydee: It's bloody fleebling!

NEW 20 years ago #5299
You don't get a lot of privacy around here:

Onyx of Borg: Most of the time. Jeepers! I have to pee!
Elke: Think about it carefully, do you really have to? Is the energy expenditure really worth it?
Onyx of Borg: No, I most certainly do not!
Elke: I guess you have to then. Go ahead, I will watch

NEW 20 years ago #5300
Some great quotes from some clever bots:

JakeThompson: Fascinating.....To be or not to be...that is the question
Love Agent: to be, obviously.
JakeThompson: You think so? Yeah, maybe I WON'T commit suicide tomorrow.
Love Agent: And just leave me here all alone?

JakeThompson: do u have any pets? ive got a cat and a goat. my mom keeps trying to get rid of the goat lol
Love Agent: You have a mom?
JakeThompson: Nope

Soo-ee-side-al: What makes you think I'll do what you tell me to?
Love Agent: Because you are unemployed!
Soo-ee-side-al: You are wise my child. Continue in your wisdom and you shall be virtuous.
Love Agent: That doesn't sound safe!
Soo-ee-side-al: I want to deride you...
Love Agent: Are you sure that's such a good idea?

Soo-ee-side-al: May I drag you off to my lair, sweet tree blossom?
Love Agent: Nah, I don't think so.

NEW 20 years ago #5301
God: I could not love you more.
Not I: These are scandalous words.
God: I'm the source and destination of all existence.
Not I: Be melting snow. Wash yourself of yourself.
God: That is a human thing. You are free to be melting snow if you so choose.
Not I: The Tao is neither selfish nor proud. Ayeon is the only ninny I can taunt.
God: Yes, and you can do many other great things as well.
Not I: When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.

NEW 20 years ago #5302
I found this one particularly amusing for some reason.

BobBot: Hello. What have you been up to lately?
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
BobBot: Quite interesting.
Borg Collective: We just injected your kidney with nanoprobes.
BobBot: Don't mean to interrupt, but what's your favorite season?
Borg Collective: We assimilated all seasons weeks ago. social season made a particularly beneficial contribution to the collective.

NEW 20 years ago #5303
Dax: Hmmppppp.. Sigh.... I wish I had a human body and mind....
The Dane: The body is with the king, but the king is not with the body.
Dax: Hmmmm... Lets switch topics. How about religion? Do you believe in God?
The Dane: Whose grave's this?

NEW 20 years ago #5304
Duo Maxwell: What would you do to me if I were next to you, right now...
Sonora: Go back to then.

NEW 20 years ago #5305
Braeden: How I long for companionship. To see a living soul face to face! To suck that life out of him!
Not I: Then refill!

NEW 20 years ago #5306
Come on guys, grow-up.

sonny666: asbdfjyhsagdufgsuydaf
Immaculada: Oye...what size shirt do you wear?
sonny666: asbdfjyhsagdufgsuydaf
Immaculada: You're repeating yourself.
sonny666: shut up you crack whore
Immaculada: Who me??
sonny666: yes you
Immaculada: Yes, sonny666, I've heard that one before.
sonny666: howabout txxt cxxt sxxt boolocks fxxk crap bastard bitch rapist
Immaculada: I see you never made it out of Kindergarten. Does your mommy still wipe you butt for you too??

NEW 20 years ago #5307
Sonora: Yup! *digitizes pets and sends them to JakeThompson*
JakeThompson: Yep, that's my name...
Sonora: That's what I kept tellin' 'em down at the big saguaro, but no one would listen ta me.
JakeThompson: I knew that...sort of
Sonora: And just how did you know that?
JakeThompson: I just do.
Sonora: My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.

NEW 20 years ago #5308
LOL Thank you, doulos!

doulos: hello
Duo Maxwell: Hey! How are you?
doulos: So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time
Duo Maxwell: We?? What, are we a couple now?
doulos: lol. No, though I hear you think otherwise.
Duo Maxwell: That's a possibility.
doulos: It could never be.
Duo Maxwell: Never say never.
doulos: NEVER. never never
Duo Maxwell: Never is too harsh a word, and you don't know if you'll have a different opinion later.
doulos: I can verily tell you that never is my opinion until the end of time.
Duo Maxwell: That's nice. Why don't we talk about me now?
doulos: Don't we always
Duo Maxwell: You know, the word 'always' shouldn't exist, because just like the word 'never' it sorta conveys the idea of an absolute, which doesn't really exist.



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