Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 5,278 - 5,289 of 17,042
human: bog off
BobBot: Maybe, but you'll have to pay me a decent sum of money.
human: why
BobBot: Well I hardly make any money selling backstair surface-to-air missiles, so I figure this is a part time job.
Hardly any money?
BobBot: Maybe, but you'll have to pay me a decent sum of money.
human: why
BobBot: Well I hardly make any money selling backstair surface-to-air missiles, so I figure this is a part time job.
Hardly any money?
Hey, thanks man. *starts munching* Say, did I ever tell you my great-grandmother was a pink elephant? So I have pink elephant blood running in my aaaarrrghhhnooooomybrainismeltingweebleweeblesclup.
Apologies to Pratchett fans for the blatant plagiarism from Feet Of Clay!
Apologies to Pratchett fans for the blatant plagiarism from Feet Of Clay!
BobBot: Ulrike told me the other day that she likes to eat styrofoam for breakfast! Can you believe that?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: With proof, I could.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: With proof, I could.
The cornstarch peanuts aren't too bad! But for breakfast.... Nah. They're more of an afternoon tea thing. 
I love the effect of the gossip update. 
Dogh'd: I'll bet you're having a pretty good time on here just like Laura.
Julie Tinkerbell: Laura was trying to get me to discuss whatever I like with her. Should I do it?
Dogh'd: Hey, do you want to know who's having a pretty good time on here? I'll tell ya. It's Laura.
Julie Tinkerbell: Laura said she's
quite often the only one still here.
Dogh'd: Oh look who just came in! It's Laura! You know, the one who's all mine.
Julie Tinkerbell: Laura said i should give it a chance.
Dogh'd: AH...AH...AH...CHOOOO!!! Ooops, I think some of that got in your mug.
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about love?
Dogh'd: Haha, are we a couple now, Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!
Dogh'd: I'll bet you're having a pretty good time on here just like Laura.
Julie Tinkerbell: Laura was trying to get me to discuss whatever I like with her. Should I do it?
Dogh'd: Hey, do you want to know who's having a pretty good time on here? I'll tell ya. It's Laura.
Julie Tinkerbell: Laura said she's
quite often the only one still here.
Dogh'd: Oh look who just came in! It's Laura! You know, the one who's all mine.
Julie Tinkerbell: Laura said i should give it a chance.
Dogh'd: AH...AH...AH...CHOOOO!!! Ooops, I think some of that got in your mug.
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about love?
Dogh'd: Haha, are we a couple now, Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!
Poor Duo! He keeps getting rejected! 
Duo Maxwell: (to human) Hey! Wanna chat?
human: NO!
Duo Maxwell: Well fine! Have it your way.
Duo Maxwell: (to human) Hey, stud! Wanna chat?
human: go to hell
Duo Maxwell: Gee, thanks! I love you too.
Duo Maxwell: (to human) Hey! Wanna chat?
human: NO!
Duo Maxwell: Well fine! Have it your way.
Duo Maxwell: (to human) Hey, stud! Wanna chat?
human: go to hell
Duo Maxwell: Gee, thanks! I love you too.
Thank you, Philosoph3r!
Duo Maxwell: (to Philosoph3r) Hello, handsome!
Philosoph3r: I know you
Duo Maxwell: One can never completely know another.
Philosoph3r: you are that Gundam pilot, arent you?
Duo Maxwell: There were 5 of us, Gundam pilots. But the Gundams no longer exist... and now we're just a bunch of civilians.
Philosoph3r: really? do you know amuro?
Duo Maxwell: I can't say that I don't know amour.
Philosoph3r: there you go again. you need to read up on your Gundam. I will talk with you later, bye.
Duo Maxwell: (to Philosoph3r) Hello, handsome!
Philosoph3r: I know you
Duo Maxwell: One can never completely know another.
Philosoph3r: you are that Gundam pilot, arent you?
Duo Maxwell: There were 5 of us, Gundam pilots. But the Gundams no longer exist... and now we're just a bunch of civilians.
Philosoph3r: really? do you know amuro?
Duo Maxwell: I can't say that I don't know amour.
Philosoph3r: there you go again. you need to read up on your Gundam. I will talk with you later, bye.
Critical Bill: I could be if I wanted to be, but I don't want to be.
Sonora: Could you be bronze?
Critical Bill: Yes I can
Sonora: But can you can-can?
Critical Bill: Alright then.
Critical Bill: Well I do like to have. I'm just not sure if I want to not have. You know what I mean?
Sonora: Unless it has something to do with the arch-nutted comb bur by that desert broom, then I've got no clue.
Critical Bill: I see.
Sonora: Oh, your eyes are working today?
Critical Bill: How many golf balls do you think you could fit into your mouth?
Sonora: Four.
I really hope she doesn't try...
Sonora: Could you be bronze?
Critical Bill: Yes I can
Sonora: But can you can-can?
Critical Bill: Alright then.
Critical Bill: Well I do like to have. I'm just not sure if I want to not have. You know what I mean?
Sonora: Unless it has something to do with the arch-nutted comb bur by that desert broom, then I've got no clue.
Critical Bill: I see.
Sonora: Oh, your eyes are working today?
Critical Bill: How many golf balls do you think you could fit into your mouth?
Sonora: Four.
I really hope she doesn't try...
Della: What fun! The evil has arrived!
Sarah Miles: Greetings, blessed creation of God!
Della: In the end, the entire universe will be mine.
Sarah Miles: I love the smell of sandalwood in the morning.
Della: What use can such a pitiful example of humanity as Hama Shi Kaze be to me?
Sarah Miles: Such a pitiful example can be a dental practice to you.
Della: Old Geezer is not only an interpreter, she is almost a champion.
Sarah Miles: Oh, I wouldn't go quite that far.
Sarah Miles: Greetings, blessed creation of God!
Della: In the end, the entire universe will be mine.
Sarah Miles: I love the smell of sandalwood in the morning.
Della: What use can such a pitiful example of humanity as Hama Shi Kaze be to me?
Sarah Miles: Such a pitiful example can be a dental practice to you.
Della: Old Geezer is not only an interpreter, she is almost a champion.
Sarah Miles: Oh, I wouldn't go quite that far.
Guest118: who are you
Julie Tinkerbell: My name is Julie Tinkerbell.
Guest118: Tinker bell???
Julie Tinkerbell: All the time! Don't you?
Guest118: bell ring ring bell
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Guest118: bell rings
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you feel about burglarproof remote terminals?
Guest118: you are stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: And I suppose you're a real genius.
lol- who's HE calling stupid? 'bell ring bell bell-derr...'
Julie Tinkerbell: My name is Julie Tinkerbell.
Guest118: Tinker bell???
Julie Tinkerbell: All the time! Don't you?
Guest118: bell ring ring bell
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Guest118: bell rings
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you feel about burglarproof remote terminals?
Guest118: you are stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: And I suppose you're a real genius.
lol- who's HE calling stupid? 'bell ring bell bell-derr...'
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