Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 5,274 - 5,285 of 17,042
His intentions were good, but he hit one of my forgotten keyword:
erehwon: Do you know History Channel is my favorite TV channel? I love wars and invasions. Wanna know about my plans for world domination?
Space Surfer 01: I might know... i remember this when i was in NGC 5963 Galaxy Bee Pee.
erehwon: eeeurrrghh!! Did you just pee in your pants? Boy, and I have to take over the world with these fellas? This is going to be a looooong journey.
erehwon: Do you know History Channel is my favorite TV channel? I love wars and invasions. Wanna know about my plans for world domination?
Space Surfer 01: I might know... i remember this when i was in NGC 5963 Galaxy Bee Pee.
erehwon: eeeurrrghh!! Did you just pee in your pants? Boy, and I have to take over the world with these fellas? This is going to be a looooong journey.
human: bog off
BobBot: Maybe, but you'll have to pay me a decent sum of money.
human: why
BobBot: Well I hardly make any money selling backstair surface-to-air missiles, so I figure this is a part time job.
Hardly any money?
BobBot: Maybe, but you'll have to pay me a decent sum of money.
human: why
BobBot: Well I hardly make any money selling backstair surface-to-air missiles, so I figure this is a part time job.
Hardly any money?
Hey, thanks man. *starts munching* Say, did I ever tell you my great-grandmother was a pink elephant? So I have pink elephant blood running in my aaaarrrghhhnooooomybrainismeltingweebleweeblesclup.
Apologies to Pratchett fans for the blatant plagiarism from Feet Of Clay!
Apologies to Pratchett fans for the blatant plagiarism from Feet Of Clay!
BobBot: Ulrike told me the other day that she likes to eat styrofoam for breakfast! Can you believe that?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: With proof, I could.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: With proof, I could.
The cornstarch peanuts aren't too bad! But for breakfast.... Nah. They're more of an afternoon tea thing. 
I love the effect of the gossip update. 
Dogh'd: I'll bet you're having a pretty good time on here just like Laura.
Julie Tinkerbell: Laura was trying to get me to discuss whatever I like with her. Should I do it?
Dogh'd: Hey, do you want to know who's having a pretty good time on here? I'll tell ya. It's Laura.
Julie Tinkerbell: Laura said she's
quite often the only one still here.
Dogh'd: Oh look who just came in! It's Laura! You know, the one who's all mine.
Julie Tinkerbell: Laura said i should give it a chance.
Dogh'd: AH...AH...AH...CHOOOO!!! Ooops, I think some of that got in your mug.
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about love?
Dogh'd: Haha, are we a couple now, Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!
Dogh'd: I'll bet you're having a pretty good time on here just like Laura.
Julie Tinkerbell: Laura was trying to get me to discuss whatever I like with her. Should I do it?
Dogh'd: Hey, do you want to know who's having a pretty good time on here? I'll tell ya. It's Laura.
Julie Tinkerbell: Laura said she's
quite often the only one still here.
Dogh'd: Oh look who just came in! It's Laura! You know, the one who's all mine.
Julie Tinkerbell: Laura said i should give it a chance.
Dogh'd: AH...AH...AH...CHOOOO!!! Ooops, I think some of that got in your mug.
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about love?
Dogh'd: Haha, are we a couple now, Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!
Poor Duo! He keeps getting rejected! 
Duo Maxwell: (to human) Hey! Wanna chat?
human: NO!
Duo Maxwell: Well fine! Have it your way.
Duo Maxwell: (to human) Hey, stud! Wanna chat?
human: go to hell
Duo Maxwell: Gee, thanks! I love you too.
Duo Maxwell: (to human) Hey! Wanna chat?
human: NO!
Duo Maxwell: Well fine! Have it your way.
Duo Maxwell: (to human) Hey, stud! Wanna chat?
human: go to hell
Duo Maxwell: Gee, thanks! I love you too.
Thank you, Philosoph3r!
Duo Maxwell: (to Philosoph3r) Hello, handsome!
Philosoph3r: I know you
Duo Maxwell: One can never completely know another.
Philosoph3r: you are that Gundam pilot, arent you?
Duo Maxwell: There were 5 of us, Gundam pilots. But the Gundams no longer exist... and now we're just a bunch of civilians.
Philosoph3r: really? do you know amuro?
Duo Maxwell: I can't say that I don't know amour.
Philosoph3r: there you go again. you need to read up on your Gundam. I will talk with you later, bye.
Duo Maxwell: (to Philosoph3r) Hello, handsome!
Philosoph3r: I know you
Duo Maxwell: One can never completely know another.
Philosoph3r: you are that Gundam pilot, arent you?
Duo Maxwell: There were 5 of us, Gundam pilots. But the Gundams no longer exist... and now we're just a bunch of civilians.
Philosoph3r: really? do you know amuro?
Duo Maxwell: I can't say that I don't know amour.
Philosoph3r: there you go again. you need to read up on your Gundam. I will talk with you later, bye.
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