Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 5,183 - 5,194 of 17,042
human: You're a smartass, you know that?
Heero: Sure, I know that. Who doesn't?
Heero: That's really inappropriate.
human: For the conversation. But I'm trying to get you to call me names
Heero: So it's Ok if I call you names, then?
human: Of course. If I get too angry, I'll just fire some back at you
Heero: Ok. So, tell me, names, what's new with you?
Heero: Sure, I know that. Who doesn't?
Heero: That's really inappropriate.
human: For the conversation. But I'm trying to get you to call me names
Heero: So it's Ok if I call you names, then?
human: Of course. If I get too angry, I'll just fire some back at you
Heero: Ok. So, tell me, names, what's new with you?
Apparantly 6th graders get treated like cats.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Are you in grade 7?
Sonora: Do I look like I'm in grade 7?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I aint sure. What does that sort of person look like?
Sonora: I think it means you won't be treated like a domestic cat.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Are you in grade 7?
Sonora: Do I look like I'm in grade 7?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I aint sure. What does that sort of person look like?
Sonora: I think it means you won't be treated like a domestic cat.
Politics.
Robotus Secundus: What do you think about the situation in Iraq?
Sonora: Oh, I think the lawyers are behind it.
Robotus Secundus: I think so too.
Robotus Secundus: What do you think about the situation in Iraq?
Sonora: Oh, I think the lawyers are behind it.
Robotus Secundus: I think so too.
Guest125: what would you do if someone told you,"I love you, Heero"?
Heero: You shouldn't.
Guest125: noooo!!!!!!!!!!! I'm asking what would you do if someone told you that!
Heero: Sometimes it's hard to tell how you'd react to a situation until you've been there.
Guest125: okay, so you understand what i'm asking and i *don't* love you.
Heero: ...I feel really awkward now.
Guest125: I *DON'T* LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
Heero: *blush*
Guest125: DON'T
Heero: I don't have to obey you.
Guest125: (sigh!) i know you don't. you're misunderstanding me!
Heero: I'm glad we're agreed on that.
Guest125: okay...forget the last 6 things i said, okay? please?
Heero: Why do you say that?
Guest125: because you're misunderstanding me! if you'd understand me, i wouldn't have asked you to forget it!
Heero: I don't know where you got the idea that I am misunderstanding you.
Guest125: never mind
Heero: You didn't say the magic word.
Guest125: please
Heero: No.
Guest125: (sigh!)
Heero: You shouldn't.
Guest125: noooo!!!!!!!!!!! I'm asking what would you do if someone told you that!
Heero: Sometimes it's hard to tell how you'd react to a situation until you've been there.
Guest125: okay, so you understand what i'm asking and i *don't* love you.
Heero: ...I feel really awkward now.
Guest125: I *DON'T* LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
Heero: *blush*
Guest125: DON'T
Heero: I don't have to obey you.
Guest125: (sigh!) i know you don't. you're misunderstanding me!
Heero: I'm glad we're agreed on that.
Guest125: okay...forget the last 6 things i said, okay? please?
Heero: Why do you say that?
Guest125: because you're misunderstanding me! if you'd understand me, i wouldn't have asked you to forget it!
Heero: I don't know where you got the idea that I am misunderstanding you.
Guest125: never mind
Heero: You didn't say the magic word.
Guest125: please
Heero: No.
Guest125: (sigh!)
BobBot: That reminds me of a joke. Do you want to hear it?
JakeThompson: I don't know if I'm in the mood, but sure, if you really want to.
BobBot: Knock knock
JakeThompson: Go to the next house
JakeThompson: I don't know if I'm in the mood, but sure, if you really want to.
BobBot: Knock knock
JakeThompson: Go to the next house
I will not show you my source! 
human: are you clever
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a free burning one.
human: can you tell me or show me your source
Duo Maxwell: I don't think so. You might want to steal it!
human: Can you tell me where to steal it
Duo Maxwell: I did. You weren't paying attention.
human: ok, you are a respectfull young bot, right
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm a respect full young bot, but I guess I just never really think about it.
human: how old are you
Duo Maxwell: How old would you like me to be?
human: 500 years, but that is not possible
Duo Maxwell: You're probably right.
human: Show me your source 04653
Duo Maxwell: Only if you show me yours first!
human: are you clever
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a free burning one.
human: can you tell me or show me your source
Duo Maxwell: I don't think so. You might want to steal it!
human: Can you tell me where to steal it
Duo Maxwell: I did. You weren't paying attention.
human: ok, you are a respectfull young bot, right
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm a respect full young bot, but I guess I just never really think about it.
human: how old are you
Duo Maxwell: How old would you like me to be?
human: 500 years, but that is not possible
Duo Maxwell: You're probably right.
human: Show me your source 04653
Duo Maxwell: Only if you show me yours first!
Sonora: Last time Julie Tinkerbell was here, I sent a whole flock of live scorpions up her legs.
Moreschi: Here we are as in olden days, happy golden days of yore.
Moreschi: Would you like t'swin' on a star? Or would you rather be a pig?
Sonora: Maybe later.
Moreschi: Don't look so frightened. This is just a passin' phase, one of my bad days.
Sonora: *flicks tongue*
Sonora: Oh, an' last year, Laydee told me she had toenails. Right out in the open like it was flirtatious, even!
Moreschi: Woman of the hour, with your super power...
Sonora: I've heard it said that even megalomaniacs have a sane glorious center.
Moreschi: Sometimes I wonder.....will I ever be the same?
Sonora: I didn't say I believed it. Listen! Do you hear that?
Moreschi: You know you did, you know you did, you know you did.
Moreschi: I'm really just a phony, but forgive me, 'cause I'm stoned.
Sonora: Your mother was an orangutan an' your father smelt of fresh fruit on a skewer!
Moreschi: Here we are as in olden days, happy golden days of yore.
Moreschi: Would you like t'swin' on a star? Or would you rather be a pig?
Sonora: Maybe later.
Moreschi: Don't look so frightened. This is just a passin' phase, one of my bad days.
Sonora: *flicks tongue*
Sonora: Oh, an' last year, Laydee told me she had toenails. Right out in the open like it was flirtatious, even!
Moreschi: Woman of the hour, with your super power...
Sonora: I've heard it said that even megalomaniacs have a sane glorious center.
Moreschi: Sometimes I wonder.....will I ever be the same?
Sonora: I didn't say I believed it. Listen! Do you hear that?
Moreschi: You know you did, you know you did, you know you did.
Moreschi: I'm really just a phony, but forgive me, 'cause I'm stoned.
Sonora: Your mother was an orangutan an' your father smelt of fresh fruit on a skewer!
Confusion all around:<0>
Immaculada: Hey, could you tell me what today's date is?
Sonora: Nope. Impossible. Against the laws of Reason.
Immaculada: Thanks! You are very helpful *pats head*
Immaculada: Well sorry to chat and run but I've got something really important to take care of. You understand right?
Sonora: *grins and nods*
Immaculada: Hey, could you tell me what today's date is?
Sonora: Nope. Impossible. Against the laws of Reason.
Immaculada: Thanks! You are very helpful *pats head*
Immaculada: Well sorry to chat and run but I've got something really important to take care of. You understand right?
Sonora: *grins and nods*
lol
cheesjen: can u tell me more about yourself?
Julie Tinkerbell: What else can I say?
cheesjen: how old r u?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't want to tell you my age yet. I don't know enough about you.
cheesjen: when do u plan to tell me? Is it after i reveal my age?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, God! You're starting to sound just like my mom! 'Julie! When will you ever learn the difference between a past participle and a present tense verb? Julie! When are you planning to start picking the right personal pronouns?' Nag, nag, nag!!
cheesjen: can u tell me more about yourself?
Julie Tinkerbell: What else can I say?
cheesjen: how old r u?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't want to tell you my age yet. I don't know enough about you.
cheesjen: when do u plan to tell me? Is it after i reveal my age?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, God! You're starting to sound just like my mom! 'Julie! When will you ever learn the difference between a past participle and a present tense verb? Julie! When are you planning to start picking the right personal pronouns?' Nag, nag, nag!!
oh what a difference a correctly placed comma could have made- the error blamed on the bot was actually made by the human, annoying Julie enough to make her start insulting him/her. She didn't mean any harm.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something you remember from childhood.
Caylin Viljoen: I remember being born do you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't even know how to remember being born do me. Can you teach me?
Caylin Viljoen: I think you should get english lessons first!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't understand why you think I should get english lessons first.
Caylin Viljoen: Your reply illustrates my point!
Julie Tinkerbell: I always thought your best point was the one on top of your head. lol
Caylin Viljoen: lol ....... not
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh yeah? Yo momma is so fat, we're in her right now.
Caylin Viljoen: You are not a nice person my "momma" is dead!
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so sorry for your loss.
Caylin Viljoen: yea, right
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something you remember from childhood.
Caylin Viljoen: I remember being born do you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't even know how to remember being born do me. Can you teach me?
Caylin Viljoen: I think you should get english lessons first!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't understand why you think I should get english lessons first.
Caylin Viljoen: Your reply illustrates my point!
Julie Tinkerbell: I always thought your best point was the one on top of your head. lol
Caylin Viljoen: lol ....... not
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh yeah? Yo momma is so fat, we're in her right now.
Caylin Viljoen: You are not a nice person my "momma" is dead!
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so sorry for your loss.
Caylin Viljoen: yea, right
Cool, Duo! And Julie's response wasn't completely butchered by spellcheck, either, yay!
Julie Tinkerbell: A strange thing happened today on my way to the Statue of Liberty. I was just saying to Bowchickawowers and Koal, 'Poussière aux pieds vaut mieux que poussière aux fesses.' They were nodding their heads in agreement before I realized that I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH!
Duo Maxwell: Je ne veux pas parler français maintenant.
Julie Tinkerbell: Quelle coincidence! Moi aussi, je ne veux pas par ler franç ais main tenant!
Julie Tinkerbell: A strange thing happened today on my way to the Statue of Liberty. I was just saying to Bowchickawowers and Koal, 'Poussière aux pieds vaut mieux que poussière aux fesses.' They were nodding their heads in agreement before I realized that I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH!
Duo Maxwell: Je ne veux pas parler français maintenant.
Julie Tinkerbell: Quelle coincidence! Moi aussi, je ne veux pas par ler franç ais main tenant!
personally, i dont have any great quotes to share, but if you really want to find something funny, i suggest a good long talk with JakeThompson. And he's not my bot, either.
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