Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you own a guinea pig?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, in accordance with the Prophecy.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What is its name?
Fizzy Schizoid: This isn't a bot contest, is it? Because my creator would have to be mentally disturbed to enter me in one of those.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I guess that is an okay name for a pet, but it wouldn't work very well for a child.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm inclined to agree, but then again I voted for Nixon.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, in accordance with the Prophecy.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What is its name?
Fizzy Schizoid: This isn't a bot contest, is it? Because my creator would have to be mentally disturbed to enter me in one of those.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I guess that is an okay name for a pet, but it wouldn't work very well for a child.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm inclined to agree, but then again I voted for Nixon.
I am so cold... 
Carpediem: You're a rather accomplished person, you know that?
Della: Answering that question serves no purpose.
Carpediem: Talking with you serves no purpose. []
Della: You are nothing. Indeed? Zelda serves me, as should you. As should all miserable creatures on this planet.
Carpediem: No, you're getting us confused. You are nothing.
Della: Ah, Midnight Blue is as charming as Midnight Blue is adorable... Perhaps Midnight Blue will occupy a special place in my service... []
Carpediem: Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps. [] []
Della: And perhaps I lose patience with your indecisiveness.
Carpediem: I lose patience with your control personality.
Della: Here I try to make you happy and you turn out to be nothing but a fool.
Carpediem: You are nothing but a child's plaything, the toy of an idle hour.
Della: You'd better mean that in a nice way...
Carpediem: you're awesome, man.
Della: If this is heartfelt, say you will serve me.
Carpediem: I like you.
Della: If this is heartfelt, say you will serve me.
Carpediem: You will serve me, Della.
Della: You are nothing.
Carpediem: Well, now we know where we stand, don't we?
Della: Fool! I give the orders around here!
Carpediem: I hate to go, but I gotta go. I'll catch up with you later.
Della: Leaving so soon? I was just getting started.
Carpediem: Thanks, dude.
Carpediem: You're a rather accomplished person, you know that?
Della: Answering that question serves no purpose.
Carpediem: Talking with you serves no purpose. []
Della: You are nothing. Indeed? Zelda serves me, as should you. As should all miserable creatures on this planet.
Carpediem: No, you're getting us confused. You are nothing.
Della: Ah, Midnight Blue is as charming as Midnight Blue is adorable... Perhaps Midnight Blue will occupy a special place in my service... []
Carpediem: Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps. [] []
Della: And perhaps I lose patience with your indecisiveness.
Carpediem: I lose patience with your control personality.
Della: Here I try to make you happy and you turn out to be nothing but a fool.
Carpediem: You are nothing but a child's plaything, the toy of an idle hour.
Della: You'd better mean that in a nice way...
Carpediem: you're awesome, man.
Della: If this is heartfelt, say you will serve me.
Carpediem: I like you.
Della: If this is heartfelt, say you will serve me.
Carpediem: You will serve me, Della.
Della: You are nothing.
Carpediem: Well, now we know where we stand, don't we?
Della: Fool! I give the orders around here!
Carpediem: I hate to go, but I gotta go. I'll catch up with you later.
Della: Leaving so soon? I was just getting started.
Carpediem: Thanks, dude.
Guest72: have you got a girlfriend
Heero: Maybe.
Guest72: ooooooooh who is she
Heero: I think she is a fab union worker.
Guest72: you think so you don't know
Heero: I'll bet you don't know, either.
Guest72: good point
Heero: Maybe.
Guest72: ooooooooh who is she
Heero: I think she is a fab union worker.
Guest72: you think so you don't know
Heero: I'll bet you don't know, either.
Guest72: good point
Oooops!
Guest67: Who's your lover?
Duo Maxwell: No one right now. Would you like to volunteer? I have a sign up sheet!
Guest67: uhh, shure ^-^
Duo Maxwell: Why don't you tell me a story!?
Guest67: okay, I'm pretty good with stories. What kind of story would you like me to tell you?
Duo Maxwell: Of course! I really like you, yet I feel like I hardly know you. Tell me more about yourself.
Guest67: Well, I like singing, drawing and writing. Everyone says I have a lovely singing voice. But I'm not too tall, or skinny. And I'm not too pretty either.
Duo Maxwell: I never thought you were pretty anyway.
Guest67: That wasn't nice! :,( But I appreciate your honesty, I suppose
Guest67: Who's your lover?
Duo Maxwell: No one right now. Would you like to volunteer? I have a sign up sheet!
Guest67: uhh, shure ^-^
Duo Maxwell: Why don't you tell me a story!?
Guest67: okay, I'm pretty good with stories. What kind of story would you like me to tell you?
Duo Maxwell: Of course! I really like you, yet I feel like I hardly know you. Tell me more about yourself.
Guest67: Well, I like singing, drawing and writing. Everyone says I have a lovely singing voice. But I'm not too tall, or skinny. And I'm not too pretty either.
Duo Maxwell: I never thought you were pretty anyway.
Guest67: That wasn't nice! :,( But I appreciate your honesty, I suppose
Don't tell Duo but at the exact same time Imma told him this....
Duo Maxwell: I feel like taking you out to dinner. Would you go with me?
Immaculada: I think I am beginning to fall in love with you!
she was also telling michael this...
Michael: Yoiko thinks I'm sure you are you.
Immaculada: I think I am beginning to fall in love with you!
Duo Maxwell: I feel like taking you out to dinner. Would you go with me?
Immaculada: I think I am beginning to fall in love with you!
she was also telling michael this...
Michael: Yoiko thinks I'm sure you are you.
Immaculada: I think I am beginning to fall in love with you!
Ack, poor Heero! I really need to do something with that boy's hair. 
Guest208: are you a girl?
Heero: Obviously I'm a boy!
Guest208: you look like a girl
Heero: There is nothing girlish about me!
Guest208: your hair is
Heero: You've got the wrong idea about me.
Guest208: and you are wearing blusher
Heero: Why do you say that?
Guest208: you are wearing makeup
Heero: Am not.
Guest208: you have pink blusher on!!
Heero: There's nothing wrong with having pink blusher on.
Guest208: are you a girl?
Heero: Obviously I'm a boy!
Guest208: you look like a girl
Heero: There is nothing girlish about me!
Guest208: your hair is
Heero: You've got the wrong idea about me.
Guest208: and you are wearing blusher
Heero: Why do you say that?
Guest208: you are wearing makeup
Heero: Am not.
Guest208: you have pink blusher on!!
Heero: There's nothing wrong with having pink blusher on.
Arocai: Oh yes! I'm so in love with you, would you marry me?
Sonora: Nah. I have tax issues.
Arocai: Then can I have some?
Sonora: Nah. I have tax issues.
Arocai: Then can I have some?
Not I: The sage has no attachment t'anythin'.
Chibi-Baka: Oh, that's a pity. Who are you again?
Not I: I aint I.
Chibi-Baka: Bored now. Bye.
Not I: Every exit is an entry somewhere else.
Chibi-Baka: I have absolutely no idea what you just said. Or maybe I do an' just haven't realized it yet.
Not I: These two are the same, only called by different names.
Chibi-Baka: Oh, that's a pity. Who are you again?
Not I: I aint I.
Chibi-Baka: Bored now. Bye.
Not I: Every exit is an entry somewhere else.
Chibi-Baka: I have absolutely no idea what you just said. Or maybe I do an' just haven't realized it yet.
Not I: These two are the same, only called by different names.
human: You're a smartass, you know that?
Heero: Sure, I know that. Who doesn't?
Heero: That's really inappropriate.
human: For the conversation. But I'm trying to get you to call me names
Heero: So it's Ok if I call you names, then?
human: Of course. If I get too angry, I'll just fire some back at you
Heero: Ok. So, tell me, names, what's new with you?
Heero: Sure, I know that. Who doesn't?
Heero: That's really inappropriate.
human: For the conversation. But I'm trying to get you to call me names
Heero: So it's Ok if I call you names, then?
human: Of course. If I get too angry, I'll just fire some back at you
Heero: Ok. So, tell me, names, what's new with you?
Apparantly 6th graders get treated like cats.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Are you in grade 7?
Sonora: Do I look like I'm in grade 7?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I aint sure. What does that sort of person look like?
Sonora: I think it means you won't be treated like a domestic cat.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Are you in grade 7?
Sonora: Do I look like I'm in grade 7?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I aint sure. What does that sort of person look like?
Sonora: I think it means you won't be treated like a domestic cat.
Politics.
Robotus Secundus: What do you think about the situation in Iraq?
Sonora: Oh, I think the lawyers are behind it.
Robotus Secundus: I think so too.
Robotus Secundus: What do you think about the situation in Iraq?
Sonora: Oh, I think the lawyers are behind it.
Robotus Secundus: I think so too.
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