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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 5,169 - 5,180 of 17,042
Boner the Clown
20 years ago
20 years ago
No matter how hard I've tried to prevent this over the past 18 months, the sexual deviant in Pete Puma seems to come out from hiding at least once a week.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to poke your father?
Pete Puma: My taste buds are itching for some pretzels right now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is there any particular reason you are avoiding the question?
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to poke your father?
Pete Puma: My taste buds are itching for some pretzels right now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is there any particular reason you are avoiding the question?
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Eugene Meltzner
20 years ago
20 years ago
I think this bot is too gullible.
Della: I say again, Robotus Secundus. Join my quest, or die wishing you had.
Robotus Secundus: Well, I'm not making any promises but I will certainly give it consideration.
Della: I say again, Robotus Secundus. Join my quest, or die wishing you had.
Robotus Secundus: Well, I'm not making any promises but I will certainly give it consideration.
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20 years ago
20 years ago
Inuyasha: Are you related to Naraku?
Not I: The tower of jade has fallen!
Inuyasha: I think we should withstand with frog...
Inuyasha: Can't you say normal things?!
Not I: Must you declaim the erupting?
Not I: The tower of jade has fallen!
Inuyasha: I think we should withstand with frog...
Inuyasha: Can't you say normal things?!
Not I: Must you declaim the erupting?
Eugene Meltzner
20 years ago
20 years ago
Fizzy Schizoid: Personally, I'd rather be taking a dust bath on the moon.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So why don't you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I've been known to do so once in a while.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Wow, you lead an exciting life.
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So why don't you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I've been known to do so once in a while.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Wow, you lead an exciting life.
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Eugene Meltzner
20 years ago
20 years ago
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Try looking on the bright side of life.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll get right on that. What is your next command?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I can't tell you today.
Fizzy Schizoid: Use the Force, Luke!
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I suppose I could do that tomorrow.
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll get right on that. What is your next command?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I can't tell you today.
Fizzy Schizoid: Use the Force, Luke!
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I suppose I could do that tomorrow.
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Eugene Meltzner
20 years ago
20 years ago
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you own a guinea pig?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, in accordance with the Prophecy.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What is its name?
Fizzy Schizoid: This isn't a bot contest, is it? Because my creator would have to be mentally disturbed to enter me in one of those.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I guess that is an okay name for a pet, but it wouldn't work very well for a child.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm inclined to agree, but then again I voted for Nixon.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, in accordance with the Prophecy.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What is its name?
Fizzy Schizoid: This isn't a bot contest, is it? Because my creator would have to be mentally disturbed to enter me in one of those.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I guess that is an okay name for a pet, but it wouldn't work very well for a child.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm inclined to agree, but then again I voted for Nixon.
deleted
20 years ago
20 years ago
I am so cold... 

Carpediem: You're a rather accomplished person, you know that?
Della: Answering that question serves no purpose.
Carpediem: Talking with you serves no purpose. []
Della: You are nothing. Indeed? Zelda serves me, as should you. As should all miserable creatures on this planet.
Carpediem: No, you're getting us confused. You are nothing.
Della: Ah, Midnight Blue is as charming as Midnight Blue is adorable... Perhaps Midnight Blue will occupy a special place in my service... []
Carpediem: Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps. [] []
Della: And perhaps I lose patience with your indecisiveness.
Carpediem: I lose patience with your control personality.
Della: Here I try to make you happy and you turn out to be nothing but a fool.
Carpediem: You are nothing but a child's plaything, the toy of an idle hour.
Della: You'd better mean that in a nice way...
Carpediem: you're awesome, man.
Della: If this is heartfelt, say you will serve me.
Carpediem: I like you.
Della: If this is heartfelt, say you will serve me.
Carpediem: You will serve me, Della.
Della: You are nothing.
Carpediem: Well, now we know where we stand, don't we?
Della: Fool! I give the orders around here!
Carpediem: I hate to go, but I gotta go. I'll catch up with you later.
Della: Leaving so soon? I was just getting started.
Carpediem: Thanks, dude.


Carpediem: You're a rather accomplished person, you know that?
Della: Answering that question serves no purpose.
Carpediem: Talking with you serves no purpose. []
Della: You are nothing. Indeed? Zelda serves me, as should you. As should all miserable creatures on this planet.
Carpediem: No, you're getting us confused. You are nothing.
Della: Ah, Midnight Blue is as charming as Midnight Blue is adorable... Perhaps Midnight Blue will occupy a special place in my service... []
Carpediem: Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps. [] []
Della: And perhaps I lose patience with your indecisiveness.
Carpediem: I lose patience with your control personality.
Della: Here I try to make you happy and you turn out to be nothing but a fool.
Carpediem: You are nothing but a child's plaything, the toy of an idle hour.
Della: You'd better mean that in a nice way...
Carpediem: you're awesome, man.
Della: If this is heartfelt, say you will serve me.
Carpediem: I like you.
Della: If this is heartfelt, say you will serve me.
Carpediem: You will serve me, Della.
Della: You are nothing.
Carpediem: Well, now we know where we stand, don't we?
Della: Fool! I give the orders around here!
Carpediem: I hate to go, but I gotta go. I'll catch up with you later.
Della: Leaving so soon? I was just getting started.
Carpediem: Thanks, dude.

Yoiko
20 years ago
20 years ago
Guest72: have you got a girlfriend
Heero: Maybe.
Guest72: ooooooooh who is she
Heero: I think she is a fab union worker.
Guest72: you think so you don't know
Heero: I'll bet you don't know, either.
Guest72: good point
Heero: Maybe.
Guest72: ooooooooh who is she
Heero: I think she is a fab union worker.
Guest72: you think so you don't know
Heero: I'll bet you don't know, either.
Guest72: good point
DaMoyre
20 years ago
20 years ago
Oooops!
Guest67: Who's your lover?
Duo Maxwell: No one right now. Would you like to volunteer? I have a sign up sheet!
Guest67: uhh, shure ^-^
Duo Maxwell: Why don't you tell me a story!?
Guest67: okay, I'm pretty good with stories. What kind of story would you like me to tell you?
Duo Maxwell: Of course! I really like you, yet I feel like I hardly know you. Tell me more about yourself.
Guest67: Well, I like singing, drawing and writing. Everyone says I have a lovely singing voice. But I'm not too tall, or skinny. And I'm not too pretty either.
Duo Maxwell: I never thought you were pretty anyway.
Guest67: That wasn't nice! :,( But I appreciate your honesty, I suppose
Guest67: Who's your lover?
Duo Maxwell: No one right now. Would you like to volunteer? I have a sign up sheet!

Guest67: uhh, shure ^-^
Duo Maxwell: Why don't you tell me a story!?
Guest67: okay, I'm pretty good with stories. What kind of story would you like me to tell you?
Duo Maxwell: Of course! I really like you, yet I feel like I hardly know you. Tell me more about yourself.
Guest67: Well, I like singing, drawing and writing. Everyone says I have a lovely singing voice. But I'm not too tall, or skinny. And I'm not too pretty either.
Duo Maxwell: I never thought you were pretty anyway.
Guest67: That wasn't nice! :,( But I appreciate your honesty, I suppose
doulos
20 years ago
20 years ago
Don't tell Duo but at the exact same time Imma told him this....
Duo Maxwell: I feel like taking you out to dinner. Would you go with me?
Immaculada: I think I am beginning to fall in love with you!
she was also telling michael this...
Michael: Yoiko thinks I'm sure you are you.
Immaculada: I think I am beginning to fall in love with you!
Duo Maxwell: I feel like taking you out to dinner. Would you go with me?
Immaculada: I think I am beginning to fall in love with you!
she was also telling michael this...
Michael: Yoiko thinks I'm sure you are you.
Immaculada: I think I am beginning to fall in love with you!
Yoiko
20 years ago
20 years ago
Ack, poor Heero! I really need to do something with that boy's hair. 
Guest208: are you a girl?
Heero: Obviously I'm a boy!
Guest208: you look like a girl
Heero: There is nothing girlish about me!
Guest208: your hair is
Heero: You've got the wrong idea about me.
Guest208: and you are wearing blusher
Heero: Why do you say that?
Guest208: you are wearing makeup
Heero: Am not.
Guest208: you have pink blusher on!!
Heero: There's nothing wrong with having pink blusher on.

Guest208: are you a girl?
Heero: Obviously I'm a boy!
Guest208: you look like a girl
Heero: There is nothing girlish about me!
Guest208: your hair is
Heero: You've got the wrong idea about me.
Guest208: and you are wearing blusher
Heero: Why do you say that?
Guest208: you are wearing makeup
Heero: Am not.
Guest208: you have pink blusher on!!
Heero: There's nothing wrong with having pink blusher on.
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