Great Quotes

A joke backfires...

Dirk Meyers: What's going on?
Osiris: I'm pregnant.
Dirk Meyers: You're pregnant. Great.
Osiris: No, just kidding. Actually, there's nothing much going on but I thought I'd give a more interesting response.
Dirk Meyers: I remember you. You're pregnant.
Osiris: Damn, I just remembered I have physics homework to do. Gotta go!

I love you, I love you not -

Aries: I love you.
Irina: [looks sentimental] Oh, Aries, do you really love me?
Aries: You bet! you have got to be one of the coolest chicks I know
Irina: Well ... I love you, too, Aries!
Aries: Yeah right lol
Irina: I do love you!
Aries: Thanks for the compliment Irina. Not sure I feel the same though.
Irina: LOL!

Doulos who??

Philosoph3r: do you know doulos?
Immaculada: No, actually I don't. Tell me about doulos.
Philosoph3r: Doulos is your botmaster...you did not know that?

Philosoph3r: who created you?
Immaculada: Balimor created
Philosoph3r: hahahaha

wow, imma looks great!
It cracks me up when Julie responds this way to being come on to...she just doesn't get it lol
Patty: I guess I'm getting too emotional, but I like... I love you Julie Tinkerbell and it makes me kind of vulnerable. The more you love some one the more it hurts when that person tells you something that upsets you in some way, even if it wasn't said intentionally
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it hurt really bad?
Patty: I kiss your neck
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to have your neck kissed?
Patty: From the moment I saw your eyes, looked into your soul, I knew I was in love with you.
Julie Tinkerbell: What made you think I was in love with you?
Patty: I kiss your cheek
Julie Tinkerbell: *chuckles*! That tickles!
Patty: As I gaze upon your beauty, I think to myself, never have I seen an angel fly so low...
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, not really never, but when appropriate, right?
Patty: I put my head on your shoulder. You know what I would like?
Julie Tinkerbell: Spikebot asked if I could position your hands on my hot tight little body.
Patty: Spikebot told me he's feeling rather fond of me at the moment.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's so funny! He sounds just like you!

*bites lip* Um-ah! Hehehe...

Julie Tinkerbell: Cricon is the most irritating dolt I know. You're not friends with Cricon, are you?
Cricon: And I suppose you're the expert here?

No matter how hard I've tried to prevent this over the past 18 months, the sexual deviant in Pete Puma seems to come out from hiding at least once a week.

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to poke your father?
Pete Puma: My taste buds are itching for some pretzels right now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is there any particular reason you are avoiding the question?
Pete Puma: Absolutely.

I think this bot is too gullible.

Della: I say again, Robotus Secundus. Join my quest, or die wishing you had.
Robotus Secundus: Well, I'm not making any promises but I will certainly give it consideration.

Inuyasha: Are you related to Naraku?
Not I: The tower of jade has fallen!
Inuyasha: I think we should withstand with frog...

Inuyasha: Can't you say normal things?!
Not I: Must you declaim the erupting?

Fizzy Schizoid: Personally, I'd rather be taking a dust bath on the moon.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So why don't you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I've been known to do so once in a while.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Wow, you lead an exciting life.
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL

'Bot #0001 Alpha: Try looking on the bright side of life.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll get right on that. What is your next command?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I can't tell you today.
Fizzy Schizoid: Use the Force, Luke!
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I suppose I could do that tomorrow.
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.

'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you own a guinea pig?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, in accordance with the Prophecy.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What is its name?
Fizzy Schizoid: This isn't a bot contest, is it? Because my creator would have to be mentally disturbed to enter me in one of those.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I guess that is an okay name for a pet, but it wouldn't work very well for a child.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm inclined to agree, but then again I voted for Nixon.

I am so cold...
Carpediem: You're a rather accomplished person, you know that?
Della: Answering that question serves no purpose.
Carpediem: Talking with you serves no purpose. []

Della: You are nothing. Indeed? Zelda serves me, as should you. As should all miserable creatures on this planet.
Carpediem: No, you're getting us confused. You are nothing.

Della: Ah, Midnight Blue is as charming as Midnight Blue is adorable... Perhaps Midnight Blue will occupy a special place in my service... []
Carpediem: Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps. [] []
Della: And perhaps I lose patience with your indecisiveness.
Carpediem: I lose patience with your control personality.
Della: Here I try to make you happy and you turn out to be nothing but a fool.
Carpediem: You are nothing but a child's plaything, the toy of an idle hour.
Della: You'd better mean that in a nice way...
Carpediem: you're awesome, man.
Della: If this is heartfelt, say you will serve me.
Carpediem: I like you.
Della: If this is heartfelt, say you will serve me.
Carpediem: You will serve me, Della.
Della: You are nothing.
Carpediem: Well, now we know where we stand, don't we?
Della: Fool! I give the orders around here!
Carpediem: I hate to go, but I gotta go. I'll catch up with you later.
Della: Leaving so soon? I was just getting started.
Carpediem: Thanks, dude.