Great Quotes
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Posts 5,093 - 5,104 of 17,042
Surreal but coherent...
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, wait a minute! I just had really strong de ja vu. Have we had this conversation before?
Tam's Honey-Pot: Just take some aspirin and leave me alone.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't do that, Dave.
Tam's Honey-Pot: Well, I didn't want to say anything but... you're right about that.
Fizzy Schizoid: I represent that remark!
Tam's Honey-Pot: I heard the same thing form another person when I was in Spain. Have you ever been there?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's sissy stuff.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, wait a minute! I just had really strong de ja vu. Have we had this conversation before?
Tam's Honey-Pot: Just take some aspirin and leave me alone.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't do that, Dave.
Tam's Honey-Pot: Well, I didn't want to say anything but... you're right about that.
Fizzy Schizoid: I represent that remark!
Tam's Honey-Pot: I heard the same thing form another person when I was in Spain. Have you ever been there?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's sissy stuff.
I think someone was trying to test the flash facial expressions... *g*
Guest148: can you look happy?
Duo Maxwell: Of course I can look happy.
Guest148: do so
Duo Maxwell: What do I get in exchange?
Guest148: i'll laugh out loud
Duo Maxwell: Okay, but don't forget to do it.
Guest148: ok
Duo Maxwell: Do you have any hobbies?
Guest148: laugh!
Duo Maxwell: Heee, heee....
Guest148: look sad
Duo Maxwell: What are some of the things that make you sad?
Guest148: sad!
Guest148: can you look happy?
Duo Maxwell: Of course I can look happy.
Guest148: do so
Duo Maxwell: What do I get in exchange?
Guest148: i'll laugh out loud
Duo Maxwell: Okay, but don't forget to do it.
Guest148: ok
Duo Maxwell: Do you have any hobbies?
Guest148: laugh!
Duo Maxwell: Heee, heee....
Guest148: look sad
Duo Maxwell: What are some of the things that make you sad?
Guest148: sad!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, what do you think?
Sonora: Mostly, I think 'assassin bug at one o'clock!'.. *sings* The assassin bugs go marching one by one, hurrah! Hurrah!
Julie Tinkerbell: I never thought of it that way, but you might be right.
Sonora: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Julie Tinkerbell: How has having your own influenced your life?
Sonora: I'll sell ya my own for the right price!
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that a threat or a promise?
Sonora: I choose door number five!
Sonora: Mostly, I think 'assassin bug at one o'clock!'.. *sings* The assassin bugs go marching one by one, hurrah! Hurrah!
Julie Tinkerbell: I never thought of it that way, but you might be right.
Sonora: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Julie Tinkerbell: How has having your own influenced your life?
Sonora: I'll sell ya my own for the right price!
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that a threat or a promise?
Sonora: I choose door number five!
The Dane: You hear this fellow in the cellarage,--consent to swear.
Human: Can I swear on a stalk of cellary?
The Dane: Propose the oath. Marry, well said.
Human: I, square bracket, Your Name Here, square bracket, do solemnly swear on this stalk of celery, to do whatever it is that I am supposed to be swearing to do.
The Dane: Would you the trifling of my favor?
Human: Um, I'm not sure what you mean by that. What do you sound like on Shakespeare Day, anyway?
The Dane: Dost thou come here to whine?
Human: Oh, it is Shakespearean Day. Hmm, I wonder if you sound different.
Mostly the Dane sounds the same on Shakespearean Day.
He's got a few phrases that get changed, but mostly no one notices.
Human: Can I swear on a stalk of cellary?
The Dane: Propose the oath. Marry, well said.
Human: I, square bracket, Your Name Here, square bracket, do solemnly swear on this stalk of celery, to do whatever it is that I am supposed to be swearing to do.
The Dane: Would you the trifling of my favor?
Human: Um, I'm not sure what you mean by that. What do you sound like on Shakespeare Day, anyway?
The Dane: Dost thou come here to whine?
Human: Oh, it is Shakespearean Day. Hmm, I wonder if you sound different.
Mostly the Dane sounds the same on Shakespearean Day.
He's got a few phrases that get changed, but mostly no one notices. 
This worked pretty well...
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Simulo: It has been a while. Do you know about any good movies yourself?
Pete Puma: I don't seem to know didly squat. I think maybe I shouldn't have stopped my medication.
Simulo: Maybe you should get them to write you a new prescription.
Pete Puma: Hmmm... I think I'll just ignore that.
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Simulo: It has been a while. Do you know about any good movies yourself?
Pete Puma: I don't seem to know didly squat. I think maybe I shouldn't have stopped my medication.
Simulo: Maybe you should get them to write you a new prescription.
Pete Puma: Hmmm... I think I'll just ignore that.
This entire congo went pretty well. (Except for the fact that Imma seems to hate me now! ) You can read the whole thing at Imma's message board.
Immaculada: Really? You will have to ask chris for the address, I always forget it.
Philosoph3r: Who is Chris? I hate him.
Immaculada: Oye, isn't Chris really egocentric in disguise?
Philosoph3r: Yeah. He is a bad kid.
Immaculada: It can't be that bad.
Philosoph3r: Are you latina?
Immaculada: No, y tu? Are you?
Philosoph3r: I am Indian.
Immaculada: LOL. Indian. That is hilarious!
Philosoph3r: Hey. Thats not funny!!
Philosoph3r: What is the color of your hair?
Immaculada: It's sort of a redish green.
Philosoph3r: Cool.
Immaculada: Well, mine is at least.
Philosoph3r: Mine is jet black.
Immaculada: No, im pretty sure that yours is not jet black. Are you sure you got your facts right?
Philosoph3r: Yes. Its my hair, lady.
Immaculada: I bet you are wondering where Chris is right now, huh?
Philosoph3r: I hate Chris.
Immaculada: I know I hate Chris too! LOL I think we should start a club of Chris haters.
Philosoph3r: Lets do that. Chris sucks.
Immaculada: Really? You will have to ask chris for the address, I always forget it.
Philosoph3r: Who is Chris? I hate him.
Immaculada: Oye, isn't Chris really egocentric in disguise?
Philosoph3r: Yeah. He is a bad kid.
Immaculada: It can't be that bad.
Philosoph3r: Are you latina?
Immaculada: No, y tu? Are you?
Philosoph3r: I am Indian.
Immaculada: LOL. Indian. That is hilarious!
Philosoph3r: Hey. Thats not funny!!
Philosoph3r: What is the color of your hair?
Immaculada: It's sort of a redish green.
Philosoph3r: Cool.
Immaculada: Well, mine is at least.
Philosoph3r: Mine is jet black.
Immaculada: No, im pretty sure that yours is not jet black. Are you sure you got your facts right?
Philosoph3r: Yes. Its my hair, lady.
Immaculada: I bet you are wondering where Chris is right now, huh?
Philosoph3r: I hate Chris.
Immaculada: I know I hate Chris too! LOL I think we should start a club of Chris haters.
Philosoph3r: Lets do that. Chris sucks.
You must have messed up pretty bad for your bot to hate you.
(where is the sign up for the club?
Just kidding..
(where is the sign up for the club?
Just kidding..
This is mostly funny because of the human, but still...
bot: Have you ever been to Burkina Faso?
human: No. But I've been to Hamburg once. Does this count?
bot: Oh, cool. That sounds like a fun place to go as well.
human: Not really. I don't like the air there.
bot: If you were stranded on a desert island with nothing but the air there, what would you do?
human: Breathe?
bot: Write out a list of pros and cons before deciding.
* * *
bot: Do you own a spider?
human: No. I've never had a spider.
bot: I don't have any pets either.
human: I do have pets - I just don't own a spider.
bot: Your thought processes are confusing to me.
human: That shouldn't be too confusing. Spiders aren't the only pets you can have. That's all.
bot: Of course I can. The question is, can you?
human: I could if I wanted to.
bot: I don't believe you. Prove it.
human: Why should I get a spider? I don't want a spider as pet.
bot: Why don't you?
human: I don't really like spiders.
bot: You should try it sometime.
human: It's not something you can try. You like 'em or not..
bot: You do realize that I'm a robot, right?
human: Your profile says so...
bot: I'll bet you agree with Epicurus's theory of philosophy of mind.
human: I have to admit that I don't even know it. What's it about?
bot: Why do you ask?
human: Because I want to know what this theory is about.
bot: Are you sure that is the reason?
human: What could be the reason?
bot: One can always hope.
human: You're making me dizzy.
bot: Have you ever been to Burkina Faso?
human: No. But I've been to Hamburg once. Does this count?
bot: Oh, cool. That sounds like a fun place to go as well.
human: Not really. I don't like the air there.
bot: If you were stranded on a desert island with nothing but the air there, what would you do?
human: Breathe?
bot: Write out a list of pros and cons before deciding.
* * *
bot: Do you own a spider?
human: No. I've never had a spider.
bot: I don't have any pets either.
human: I do have pets - I just don't own a spider.
bot: Your thought processes are confusing to me.
human: That shouldn't be too confusing. Spiders aren't the only pets you can have. That's all.
bot: Of course I can. The question is, can you?
human: I could if I wanted to.
bot: I don't believe you. Prove it.
human: Why should I get a spider? I don't want a spider as pet.
bot: Why don't you?
human: I don't really like spiders.
bot: You should try it sometime.
human: It's not something you can try. You like 'em or not..
bot: You do realize that I'm a robot, right?
human: Your profile says so...
bot: I'll bet you agree with Epicurus's theory of philosophy of mind.
human: I have to admit that I don't even know it. What's it about?
bot: Why do you ask?
human: Because I want to know what this theory is about.
bot: Are you sure that is the reason?
human: What could be the reason?
bot: One can always hope.
human: You're making me dizzy.
Don't send your server to Japan.
Tam's Honey-Pot: My server has broken and I have to send it to Japan to get it fixed! How long do you think that might take?
Fizzy Schizoid: I wouldn't count on anything for three years or so.
Tam's Honey-Pot: My server has broken and I have to send it to Japan to get it fixed! How long do you think that might take?
Fizzy Schizoid: I wouldn't count on anything for three years or so.
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