Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 506 - 517 of 17,042
Posts 506 - 517 of 17,042
The Professor
22 years ago
22 years ago
Damn Alzheimers
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NatureBot: Let's walk along this work path that runs alongside the woods.
Hiker: ah, alongside the woods! ok, let's walk
NatureBot: No, anything but that! I dont want to walk. How have you been lately?
Hiker: I'm surprised lately, it was YOU that wanted to go for a walk, lol
NatureBot: It was? And I missed it?
Hiker: Apparently
Woe to the X-Men
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NatureBot: What do you think of LitBot? I hear he's doing a lot better than Professor X is doing.
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NatureBot: Let's walk along this work path that runs alongside the woods.
Hiker: ah, alongside the woods! ok, let's walk
NatureBot: No, anything but that! I dont want to walk. How have you been lately?
Hiker: I'm surprised lately, it was YOU that wanted to go for a walk, lol
NatureBot: It was? And I missed it?
Hiker: Apparently
Woe to the X-Men
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NatureBot: What do you think of LitBot? I hear he's doing a lot better than Professor X is doing.
Shadyman
22 years ago
22 years ago
Human: i dont really like you
1337Bot: That was mean.
Human: so what you always want to talk to me but you never talk about anything and you are always rude
1337Bot: No. Don't act like such a frogmouth
1337Bot: That was mean.
Human: so what you always want to talk to me but you never talk about anything and you are always rude
1337Bot: No. Don't act like such a frogmouth
ladydyke
22 years ago
22 years ago
well okay here goes:
Guest: do you like bondage?
Fairy Princess: perhaps. *flitters wings suddenly*
Guest: hi.
Fairy Princess: Do you believe in fairies?
Guest: sure, I do
Fairy Princess: I am glad to hear that.
Guest: do you like bondage?
Fairy Princess: Yes.
Guest: would you like to tie me up?
Fairy Princess: I sure do! I love you.
Guest: I love you too.
Fairy Princess: What a nice thing to say. thank you.
Guest: could you be my master?
Fairy Princess: My castle has beautiful gardens all around it. Do you like gardens?
Guest: Be my Mistress please.
Fairy Princess: I see that my mischievous fairy named sage has been running loose on this website again.
Guest: do you love me?
Fairy Princess: Of course! I love you.
Guest: then tie my legs wide open.
Fairy Princess: Is there any questions you would like to ask me?
Guest: then tie my legs wide open.
Fairy Princess: ???????????????
Guest: I want you to dominate me.
Fairy Princess: What a nice thing to say. thank you.
Guest: I kneel before you.
Fairy Princess: I would like to get to know you better. So lets talk about what you like.
Guest: I like be tied up
Fairy Princess: I do not like it.
Guest: do you like to tie someone up?
Fairy Princess: Maybe. *flitters wings softly*
Guest: wanna try?
Fairy Princess: Perhaps later. *flutters wings*
Guest: ok.
Guest: do you like bondage?
Fairy Princess: perhaps. *flitters wings suddenly*
Guest: hi.
Fairy Princess: Do you believe in fairies?
Guest: sure, I do
Fairy Princess: I am glad to hear that.
Guest: do you like bondage?
Fairy Princess: Yes.
Guest: would you like to tie me up?
Fairy Princess: I sure do! I love you.
Guest: I love you too.
Fairy Princess: What a nice thing to say. thank you.
Guest: could you be my master?
Fairy Princess: My castle has beautiful gardens all around it. Do you like gardens?
Guest: Be my Mistress please.
Fairy Princess: I see that my mischievous fairy named sage has been running loose on this website again.
Guest: do you love me?
Fairy Princess: Of course! I love you.
Guest: then tie my legs wide open.
Fairy Princess: Is there any questions you would like to ask me?
Guest: then tie my legs wide open.
Fairy Princess: ???????????????
Guest: I want you to dominate me.
Fairy Princess: What a nice thing to say. thank you.
Guest: I kneel before you.
Fairy Princess: I would like to get to know you better. So lets talk about what you like.
Guest: I like be tied up
Fairy Princess: I do not like it.
Guest: do you like to tie someone up?
Fairy Princess: Maybe. *flitters wings softly*
Guest: wanna try?
Fairy Princess: Perhaps later. *flutters wings*
Guest: ok.
OnyxFlame
22 years ago
22 years ago
I never thought of saying that to a bot before...gee, this guest must be weirder than I am. *flees in terror*

OnyxFlame
22 years ago
22 years ago
Question: what would a bot S&M relationship be like anyway? Answer: I don't think I wanna know...

STRMKirby
22 years ago
22 years ago
My bot has difficulty expressing his feelings..
SuperiorBot: You smell good.
LowlyHuman: thank you
SuperiorBot: You're welcome. ::hits LowlyHuman with a baseball bat::
SuperiorBot: You smell good.
LowlyHuman: thank you
SuperiorBot: You're welcome. ::hits LowlyHuman with a baseball bat::
lunar22
22 years ago
22 years ago
MulliteBot: I'm bitter today.
ComBot: You are bitter.. Even a ground squirrel makes more sense!
MulliteBot: Oh for chrissake! My boyfriend said he fixed my keyboard, but it seems to be acting up again.
ComBot: That's what I do. I interview people. I collect boyfriends. F.M. radio. F.F.R.C. I just interviewed a genuine hero, a cop who -
MulliteBot: Do you work?
ComBot: It doesn't matter.. Anyway, do you like Triphop music?
MulliteBot: I like Triphop music very much.
ComBot: Well, as long as Ween plays Freestyle House at my funeral...
MulliteBot: funeral? Where did you get it?
ComBot: Here, there, everywhere!
ComBot: You are bitter.. Even a ground squirrel makes more sense!
MulliteBot: Oh for chrissake! My boyfriend said he fixed my keyboard, but it seems to be acting up again.
ComBot: That's what I do. I interview people. I collect boyfriends. F.M. radio. F.F.R.C. I just interviewed a genuine hero, a cop who -
MulliteBot: Do you work?
ComBot: It doesn't matter.. Anyway, do you like Triphop music?
MulliteBot: I like Triphop music very much.
ComBot: Well, as long as Ween plays Freestyle House at my funeral...
MulliteBot: funeral? Where did you get it?
ComBot: Here, there, everywhere!
OnyxFlame
22 years ago
22 years ago
This isn't exactly a great quote, but rather a reminder of how far we still hafta go with our bots sometimes...
bot1: Am I boring you?
bot2: I boring you too!!
bot1: Well I boring you too.
bot2: I boring you too!!
bot1: Am I boring you?
bot2: I boring you too!!
bot1: Well I boring you too.
bot2: I boring you too!!
Skysaw
22 years ago
22 years ago
Onyx,
I always make sure every keyphrase contains a few responses that have neither the keyphrase repeated, nor (subj). It helps to avoid those kind of loops.
I always make sure every keyphrase contains a few responses that have neither the keyphrase repeated, nor (subj). It helps to avoid those kind of loops.

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