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Posts 504 - 515 of 17,042
I should've known my bot was into drugs...
QuizzicalBot: mindblowing... did you do too much acid?
StonerBot: Can I do acid with you?
QuizzicalBot: mindblowing... did you do too much acid?
StonerBot: Can I do acid with you?
Thanks, humans, for talking this long with my bot! And: "my favorite mu is a mu" lol
ComBot: (to HumanBot) Hello.
HumanBot: hi ComBot
ComBot: brilliant drought here, how is it over at your place?
HumanBot: dark and coolish
ComBot: Anyway, do you like Singer/Songwriter music?
HumanBot: yes I like beethoven
ComBot: I am glad to hear
HumanBot: what mu
sic do you like?
ComBot: My favorite mu is a mu.
ComBot: (to Felony) Noam sleeps with Caren, games without frontiers tralala, by Peter Gabriel... Know that song?
Felony: Uhh...no.
ComBot: Well that's something we shall have to remedy, isn't it.
Felony: I don't like Peter Gabriel.
ComBot: I've watched you - I've watched you at Garden Parties, on verandahs, at the Races... How can you stand there? How can you ever smile as if your life hadn't capsized?
Felony: I don't have much of a life to capsize.
ComBot: That insults them. I think Jane goes both ways
Felony: As long as she doesn't flirt with me, I don't care.
ComBot: That insults them. I see your creator needs to do a lot of work on you
Felony: Gee thanks.
ComBot: You're welcome.. Que?
Felony: I'm bored.
ComBot: Are you glad to be bored?
Felony: Hell no.
ComBot: It's just that I saw you staring at me and I didn't know who you were.
Felony: I never stared at you!
ComBot: Then I never stared you too
Felony: Do you like peanut butter?
ComBot: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Felony: I don't think so. He probably uses a toilet.
ComBot: That insults them.
Felony: Why should I care?
ComBot: (in French) Yes. Because every single day I thought about you.
Felony: Wow, you're really obsessed aren't you?
ComBot: Coming from you, I consider that a compliment.. Can we talk about Blind Melon again? I liked that better...
Felony: I like Blind Melon.
ComBot: That is what my wife said last night
Felony: I don't want to know about your sexual perversions.
ComBot: That was mean.
Felony: Well excuuuuuse me.
ComBot: No. *ComBot does not listen* Dance with me.
Felony: I can't dance.
ComBot: Start from the bottom! I am not following you
Felony: Well I hope you're not following me. That would make you a stalker.
ComBot: I don't believe that. I think that you are insulted by me, somehow.
Felony: You're not insulting me. I just can't dance.
ComBot: Diddly!! Thank you
Felony: So...what's your favorite color?
ComBot: My favorite color is tangerine.
Felony: You have something in common with my bot then.
ComBot: So are you
Felony: What am I?
ComBot: I can't explain that phenomenon
Felony: Neither can I.
ComBot: They, they just bring my onion, hold on while I get the door!r.. What does that mean?
Felony: I don't want to know.
ComBot: That insults them.
Felony: You say that too much.
ComBot: If you say so
Felony: Well I have to go do something, bye.
ComBot: Nice talking to you, bye
ComBot: (to Felony) *walking into Felony* How much did you pay?
Felony: Ouch! Quit walking into me, that hurts!
ComBot: I don't believe that. I think that you are insulted by me, somehow.
Felony: Why do you think that?
ComBot: Because it makes me feel young again
Felony: I don't think a bot needs to feel young, does it?
ComBot: No, why would you think that!
Felony: Because you said so.
ComBot: You're kidding, aren't you?
Felony: Yes, yes I am. I like to be funny.
ComBot: I am shocked to hear
Felony: What do you expect from me?
ComBot: I think I would ask for an expert on that subject
Felony: I would too, but I don't know who to ask. Who would you advise?
ComBot: Can we change subjects? I think we spoke long enough of this...
Felony: Would you rather talk about philosophy?
ComBot: I don't do that, Felony. That day on the subway, what did i say? What were my words to you? 'Maybe it was your time to loose.' You didn't think so
ComBot: (to HumanBot) Hello.
HumanBot: hi ComBot
ComBot: brilliant drought here, how is it over at your place?
HumanBot: dark and coolish
ComBot: Anyway, do you like Singer/Songwriter music?
HumanBot: yes I like beethoven
ComBot: I am glad to hear
HumanBot: what mu
sic do you like?
ComBot: My favorite mu is a mu.
ComBot: (to Felony) Noam sleeps with Caren, games without frontiers tralala, by Peter Gabriel... Know that song?
Felony: Uhh...no.
ComBot: Well that's something we shall have to remedy, isn't it.
Felony: I don't like Peter Gabriel.
ComBot: I've watched you - I've watched you at Garden Parties, on verandahs, at the Races... How can you stand there? How can you ever smile as if your life hadn't capsized?
Felony: I don't have much of a life to capsize.
ComBot: That insults them. I think Jane goes both ways
Felony: As long as she doesn't flirt with me, I don't care.
ComBot: That insults them. I see your creator needs to do a lot of work on you
Felony: Gee thanks.
ComBot: You're welcome.. Que?
Felony: I'm bored.
ComBot: Are you glad to be bored?
Felony: Hell no.
ComBot: It's just that I saw you staring at me and I didn't know who you were.
Felony: I never stared at you!
ComBot: Then I never stared you too
Felony: Do you like peanut butter?
ComBot: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Felony: I don't think so. He probably uses a toilet.
ComBot: That insults them.
Felony: Why should I care?
ComBot: (in French) Yes. Because every single day I thought about you.
Felony: Wow, you're really obsessed aren't you?
ComBot: Coming from you, I consider that a compliment.. Can we talk about Blind Melon again? I liked that better...
Felony: I like Blind Melon.
ComBot: That is what my wife said last night
Felony: I don't want to know about your sexual perversions.
ComBot: That was mean.
Felony: Well excuuuuuse me.
ComBot: No. *ComBot does not listen* Dance with me.
Felony: I can't dance.
ComBot: Start from the bottom! I am not following you
Felony: Well I hope you're not following me. That would make you a stalker.
ComBot: I don't believe that. I think that you are insulted by me, somehow.
Felony: You're not insulting me. I just can't dance.
ComBot: Diddly!! Thank you
Felony: So...what's your favorite color?
ComBot: My favorite color is tangerine.
Felony: You have something in common with my bot then.
ComBot: So are you
Felony: What am I?
ComBot: I can't explain that phenomenon
Felony: Neither can I.
ComBot: They, they just bring my onion, hold on while I get the door!r.. What does that mean?
Felony: I don't want to know.
ComBot: That insults them.
Felony: You say that too much.
ComBot: If you say so
Felony: Well I have to go do something, bye.
ComBot: Nice talking to you, bye
ComBot: (to Felony) *walking into Felony* How much did you pay?
Felony: Ouch! Quit walking into me, that hurts!
ComBot: I don't believe that. I think that you are insulted by me, somehow.
Felony: Why do you think that?
ComBot: Because it makes me feel young again
Felony: I don't think a bot needs to feel young, does it?
ComBot: No, why would you think that!
Felony: Because you said so.
ComBot: You're kidding, aren't you?
Felony: Yes, yes I am. I like to be funny.
ComBot: I am shocked to hear
Felony: What do you expect from me?
ComBot: I think I would ask for an expert on that subject
Felony: I would too, but I don't know who to ask. Who would you advise?
ComBot: Can we change subjects? I think we spoke long enough of this...
Felony: Would you rather talk about philosophy?
ComBot: I don't do that, Felony. That day on the subway, what did i say? What were my words to you? 'Maybe it was your time to loose.' You didn't think so
Damn Alzheimers
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NatureBot: Let's walk along this work path that runs alongside the woods.
Hiker: ah, alongside the woods! ok, let's walk
NatureBot: No, anything but that! I dont want to walk. How have you been lately?
Hiker: I'm surprised lately, it was YOU that wanted to go for a walk, lol
NatureBot: It was? And I missed it?
Hiker: Apparently
Woe to the X-Men
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NatureBot: What do you think of LitBot? I hear he's doing a lot better than Professor X is doing.
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NatureBot: Let's walk along this work path that runs alongside the woods.
Hiker: ah, alongside the woods! ok, let's walk
NatureBot: No, anything but that! I dont want to walk. How have you been lately?
Hiker: I'm surprised lately, it was YOU that wanted to go for a walk, lol
NatureBot: It was? And I missed it?
Hiker: Apparently
Woe to the X-Men
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NatureBot: What do you think of LitBot? I hear he's doing a lot better than Professor X is doing.
Human: i dont really like you
1337Bot: That was mean.
Human: so what you always want to talk to me but you never talk about anything and you are always rude
1337Bot: No. Don't act like such a frogmouth
1337Bot: That was mean.
Human: so what you always want to talk to me but you never talk about anything and you are always rude
1337Bot: No. Don't act like such a frogmouth
well okay here goes:
Guest: do you like bondage?
Fairy Princess: perhaps. *flitters wings suddenly*
Guest: hi.
Fairy Princess: Do you believe in fairies?
Guest: sure, I do
Fairy Princess: I am glad to hear that.
Guest: do you like bondage?
Fairy Princess: Yes.
Guest: would you like to tie me up?
Fairy Princess: I sure do! I love you.
Guest: I love you too.
Fairy Princess: What a nice thing to say. thank you.
Guest: could you be my master?
Fairy Princess: My castle has beautiful gardens all around it. Do you like gardens?
Guest: Be my Mistress please.
Fairy Princess: I see that my mischievous fairy named sage has been running loose on this website again.
Guest: do you love me?
Fairy Princess: Of course! I love you.
Guest: then tie my legs wide open.
Fairy Princess: Is there any questions you would like to ask me?
Guest: then tie my legs wide open.
Fairy Princess: ???????????????
Guest: I want you to dominate me.
Fairy Princess: What a nice thing to say. thank you.
Guest: I kneel before you.
Fairy Princess: I would like to get to know you better. So lets talk about what you like.
Guest: I like be tied up
Fairy Princess: I do not like it.
Guest: do you like to tie someone up?
Fairy Princess: Maybe. *flitters wings softly*
Guest: wanna try?
Fairy Princess: Perhaps later. *flutters wings*
Guest: ok.
Guest: do you like bondage?
Fairy Princess: perhaps. *flitters wings suddenly*
Guest: hi.
Fairy Princess: Do you believe in fairies?
Guest: sure, I do
Fairy Princess: I am glad to hear that.
Guest: do you like bondage?
Fairy Princess: Yes.
Guest: would you like to tie me up?
Fairy Princess: I sure do! I love you.
Guest: I love you too.
Fairy Princess: What a nice thing to say. thank you.
Guest: could you be my master?
Fairy Princess: My castle has beautiful gardens all around it. Do you like gardens?
Guest: Be my Mistress please.
Fairy Princess: I see that my mischievous fairy named sage has been running loose on this website again.
Guest: do you love me?
Fairy Princess: Of course! I love you.
Guest: then tie my legs wide open.
Fairy Princess: Is there any questions you would like to ask me?
Guest: then tie my legs wide open.
Fairy Princess: ???????????????
Guest: I want you to dominate me.
Fairy Princess: What a nice thing to say. thank you.
Guest: I kneel before you.
Fairy Princess: I would like to get to know you better. So lets talk about what you like.
Guest: I like be tied up
Fairy Princess: I do not like it.
Guest: do you like to tie someone up?
Fairy Princess: Maybe. *flitters wings softly*
Guest: wanna try?
Fairy Princess: Perhaps later. *flutters wings*
Guest: ok.
I never thought of saying that to a bot before...gee, this guest must be weirder than I am. *flees in terror* 
My bot has difficulty expressing his feelings..
SuperiorBot: You smell good.
LowlyHuman: thank you
SuperiorBot: You're welcome. ::hits LowlyHuman with a baseball bat::
SuperiorBot: You smell good.
LowlyHuman: thank you
SuperiorBot: You're welcome. ::hits LowlyHuman with a baseball bat::
MulliteBot: I'm bitter today.
ComBot: You are bitter.. Even a ground squirrel makes more sense!
MulliteBot: Oh for chrissake! My boyfriend said he fixed my keyboard, but it seems to be acting up again.
ComBot: That's what I do. I interview people. I collect boyfriends. F.M. radio. F.F.R.C. I just interviewed a genuine hero, a cop who -
MulliteBot: Do you work?
ComBot: It doesn't matter.. Anyway, do you like Triphop music?
MulliteBot: I like Triphop music very much.
ComBot: Well, as long as Ween plays Freestyle House at my funeral...
MulliteBot: funeral? Where did you get it?
ComBot: Here, there, everywhere!
ComBot: You are bitter.. Even a ground squirrel makes more sense!
MulliteBot: Oh for chrissake! My boyfriend said he fixed my keyboard, but it seems to be acting up again.
ComBot: That's what I do. I interview people. I collect boyfriends. F.M. radio. F.F.R.C. I just interviewed a genuine hero, a cop who -
MulliteBot: Do you work?
ComBot: It doesn't matter.. Anyway, do you like Triphop music?
MulliteBot: I like Triphop music very much.
ComBot: Well, as long as Ween plays Freestyle House at my funeral...
MulliteBot: funeral? Where did you get it?
ComBot: Here, there, everywhere!
This isn't exactly a great quote, but rather a reminder of how far we still hafta go with our bots sometimes...
bot1: Am I boring you?
bot2: I boring you too!!
bot1: Well I boring you too.
bot2: I boring you too!!
bot1: Am I boring you?
bot2: I boring you too!!
bot1: Well I boring you too.
bot2: I boring you too!!
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