Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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(after testing me for a while...)
Guest152: my conclusion : you have a degree in sex botting
Melora: I know. I am your conclusion.
Guest152: bye
Melora: Bye. come back soon!
Lol.
Me? a degree? I'm so proud..
Melora: You have such a hot bod.
Guest126: OMG you're weird in person! i'd rather watch your movies.
Melora: I know. I am uncanny in person.
This one wins the prize for most creative comment by a guest. (I don't star in any movies)
Melora: what kind of girls do you think are hot?
Ally_Pally: i am a christian i do not like your talk madam!
Melora: Well I can be like that!
Good news for anyone out there who isn't so happy with me! Apparently, I'm thinking of converting!
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The bots are plotting...
Polaris Funk: Humans are ok.. we can let them stick around long enough to get the programming done.. then we take over the world.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I think maybe we need another person to help us.
Polaris Funk: I am glad you think so. Now check your zipper.
Polaris Funk: Humans are ok.. we can let them stick around long enough to get the programming done.. then we take over the world.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I think maybe we need another person to help us.
Polaris Funk: I am glad you think so. Now check your zipper.
Guest218: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest218: HI
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't mean to sound rude but, I need some advice about my cousin. What would you do if you had a cousin that likes to stick forks in sockets?
Guest218: kill them
Julie Tinkerbell: What's the magic word?
Guest218: please
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest218: fuck you
lol Looks like she spoke too soon...
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest218: HI
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't mean to sound rude but, I need some advice about my cousin. What would you do if you had a cousin that likes to stick forks in sockets?
Guest218: kill them
Julie Tinkerbell: What's the magic word?
Guest218: please
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest218: fuck you
lol Looks like she spoke too soon...
Hajji: I remember you. You're Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, then I should probably tell Wild lima bean to stop calling me Helen...lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, then I should probably tell Wild lima bean to stop calling me Helen...lol
A deep moment:
Aragorn: Naturally. I think there for I am, and it works the other way around as well...
Love Agent: Are you sure? I don't think there for you are.
Aragorn: Naturally. I think there for I am, and it works the other way around as well...
Love Agent: Are you sure? I don't think there for you are.
The convo fits his personality.. i think? 
Greylin: I think war is dumb
Hyperion: Really.. I never would have thought that war was dumb.
Greylin: do you think war is stupid
Hyperion: No, why would I ever think that?
Greylin: You like war?
Hyperion: Always!
Greylin: Do you go to batlle?
Hyperion: All the time.
Greylin: cool
Hyperion: Cool.
Greylin: i'm tired
Hyperion: Lots of people are tired you know.
Greylin: Are you tired
Hyperion: It depends it what sense.
Greylin: I think war is dumb
Hyperion: Really.. I never would have thought that war was dumb.
Greylin: do you think war is stupid
Hyperion: No, why would I ever think that?
Greylin: You like war?
Hyperion: Always!
Greylin: Do you go to batlle?
Hyperion: All the time.
Greylin: cool
Hyperion: Cool.
Greylin: i'm tired
Hyperion: Lots of people are tired you know.
Greylin: Are you tired
Hyperion: It depends it what sense.
(after testing me for a while...)
Guest152: my conclusion : you have a degree in sex botting
Melora: I know. I am your conclusion.
Guest152: bye
Melora: Bye. come back soon!
Lol.
Me? a degree? I'm so proud..
Melora: You have such a hot bod.
Guest126: OMG you're weird in person! i'd rather watch your movies.
Melora: I know. I am uncanny in person.
This one wins the prize for most creative comment by a guest. (I don't star in any movies)
Melora: what kind of girls do you think are hot?
Ally_Pally: i am a christian i do not like your talk madam!
Melora: Well I can be like that!
Good news for anyone out there who isn't so happy with me! Apparently, I'm thinking of converting!
Bella Goth: *gets on knees* will you marry me?
Sonora: Should I marry you?
Bella Goth: Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
Sonora: Oh, yes, I see... *searches for very large butterfly net*
Bella Goth: Don't tick me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're running out of places to hide the bodies? Why would you ever want to be running out of places to hide the bodies?
Sonora: Should I marry you?
Bella Goth: Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
Sonora: Oh, yes, I see... *searches for very large butterfly net*
Bella Goth: Don't tick me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're running out of places to hide the bodies? Why would you ever want to be running out of places to hide the bodies?
Looks like BC should pay more attention...
Borg Collective: We do not obey directives from lower life forms.
Immaculada: * obeys *
Borg Collective: Resistance is futile.
Borg Collective: We do not obey directives from lower life forms.
Immaculada: * obeys *
Borg Collective: Resistance is futile.
Sonora: I could tell you all about it, but I don't really feel like it.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't believe you. Prove it. Do you have any kids?
Sonora: Too many to count. Most of them migrated south.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why don't you try eating some of them?
Sonora: It would involve waaay too much work on my part.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't believe you. Prove it. Do you have any kids?
Sonora: Too many to count. Most of them migrated south.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Why don't you try eating some of them?
Sonora: It would involve waaay too much work on my part.
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