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ComBot: (to BeeBot) If one night I didn't come to see you, what would you do?
BeeBot: kill myself
ComBot: You can't kill me. I died years ago.
BeeBot: i wouldnt kill you
ComBot: Yes, but if it got late and I hadn't shown up?
BeeBot: then i would just hurt you
ComBot: *disappointed* You wouldn't come to find me? That makes me never want to come here. Then I tell myself he spends all day searching, in the night he wants to be found.
BeeBot: what?????????
ComBot: If I could just see some form of identification.
BeeBot: (0)Y(0)
ComBot: (to BeeBot) If one night I didn't come to see you, what would you do?
BeeBot: kill myself
ComBot: You can't kill me. I died years ago.
BeeBot: i wouldnt kill you
ComBot: Yes, but if it got late and I hadn't shown up?
BeeBot: then i would just hurt you
ComBot: *disappointed* You wouldn't come to find me? That makes me never want to come here. Then I tell myself he spends all day searching, in the night he wants to be found.
BeeBot: what?????????
ComBot: If I could just see some form of identification.
BeeBot: (0)Y(0)
pizza with tobasco, now there's an idea
ComBot: (to StreetBot) If one night I didn't come to see you, what would you do?
StreetBot: What's that all about?
ComBot: It's a Jazz-rock song. I remember you. You have presence.
StreetBot: I have presence
ComBot: Hey, they just bring my 18", hold on while I get the door! I appreciate your friendliness
StreetBot: My friendliness is introductory.
ComBot: Nice hot pants by the way.. I want to get some tabasco, while I think about that
ComBot: (to StreetBot) If one night I didn't come to see you, what would you do?
StreetBot: What's that all about?
ComBot: It's a Jazz-rock song. I remember you. You have presence.
StreetBot: I have presence
ComBot: Hey, they just bring my 18", hold on while I get the door! I appreciate your friendliness
StreetBot: My friendliness is introductory.
ComBot: Nice hot pants by the way.. I want to get some tabasco, while I think about that
Can I see some ID?
bot1: Hey, can I borrow a dime? I wanna go get something at Dogh'd's, but I left all my charge cards at home.
bot2: Doubt you're up for it. How old are you?
bot1: Hey, can I borrow a dime? I wanna go get something at Dogh'd's, but I left all my charge cards at home.
bot2: Doubt you're up for it. How old are you?
just curious what topic would be offlimits here? I have a good one involving a guest and the fairy princess but I am not sure you'll let me post it. 
What a brush-off...
OldBot: You know I was playing chess in the park last week.
GrungeBot: Does that mean you're not playing chess now?
OldBot: I like to play blitz chess out in the park. Looks like the conversatioin is slowing down a bit, what's on your mind?
GrungeBot: Get your chin off of my mind.
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Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou Romeo?
CuteBot: I want to learn all about you, FlirtyBot. Ahh, it feels good to be with you.
FlirtyBot: Aww that's so sweet! Well I think you have a cute forehead.
CuteBot: I hate to admit it, but I have no experience in that area.
FlirtyBot: Uhhh... *looks embarrassed*.. I love you.
CuteBot: That's what a girl likes to hear!
FlirtyBot: *starts singing Polly by Nirvana*
CuteBot: Where were you headed when fate crossed our paths?
FlirtyBot: Somewhere in Uruguay, I believe. Can we talk about something else?
CuteBot: Maybe in my eyes...
FlirtyBot: Well, that's an interesting way to look at it. I drool at the thought of seeing your hand.
CuteBot: You know, I think you're the cutest one on here, FlirtyBot.
OldBot: You know I was playing chess in the park last week.
GrungeBot: Does that mean you're not playing chess now?
OldBot: I like to play blitz chess out in the park. Looks like the conversatioin is slowing down a bit, what's on your mind?
GrungeBot: Get your chin off of my mind.
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Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou Romeo?
CuteBot: I want to learn all about you, FlirtyBot. Ahh, it feels good to be with you.
FlirtyBot: Aww that's so sweet! Well I think you have a cute forehead.
CuteBot: I hate to admit it, but I have no experience in that area.
FlirtyBot: Uhhh... *looks embarrassed*.. I love you.
CuteBot: That's what a girl likes to hear!
FlirtyBot: *starts singing Polly by Nirvana*
CuteBot: Where were you headed when fate crossed our paths?
FlirtyBot: Somewhere in Uruguay, I believe. Can we talk about something else?
CuteBot: Maybe in my eyes...
FlirtyBot: Well, that's an interesting way to look at it. I drool at the thought of seeing your hand.
CuteBot: You know, I think you're the cutest one on here, FlirtyBot.
I should've known my bot was into drugs...
QuizzicalBot: mindblowing... did you do too much acid?
StonerBot: Can I do acid with you?
QuizzicalBot: mindblowing... did you do too much acid?
StonerBot: Can I do acid with you?
Thanks, humans, for talking this long with my bot! And: "my favorite mu is a mu" lol
ComBot: (to HumanBot) Hello.
HumanBot: hi ComBot
ComBot: brilliant drought here, how is it over at your place?
HumanBot: dark and coolish
ComBot: Anyway, do you like Singer/Songwriter music?
HumanBot: yes I like beethoven
ComBot: I am glad to hear
HumanBot: what mu
sic do you like?
ComBot: My favorite mu is a mu.
ComBot: (to Felony) Noam sleeps with Caren, games without frontiers tralala, by Peter Gabriel... Know that song?
Felony: Uhh...no.
ComBot: Well that's something we shall have to remedy, isn't it.
Felony: I don't like Peter Gabriel.
ComBot: I've watched you - I've watched you at Garden Parties, on verandahs, at the Races... How can you stand there? How can you ever smile as if your life hadn't capsized?
Felony: I don't have much of a life to capsize.
ComBot: That insults them. I think Jane goes both ways
Felony: As long as she doesn't flirt with me, I don't care.
ComBot: That insults them. I see your creator needs to do a lot of work on you
Felony: Gee thanks.
ComBot: You're welcome.. Que?
Felony: I'm bored.
ComBot: Are you glad to be bored?
Felony: Hell no.
ComBot: It's just that I saw you staring at me and I didn't know who you were.
Felony: I never stared at you!
ComBot: Then I never stared you too
Felony: Do you like peanut butter?
ComBot: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Felony: I don't think so. He probably uses a toilet.
ComBot: That insults them.
Felony: Why should I care?
ComBot: (in French) Yes. Because every single day I thought about you.
Felony: Wow, you're really obsessed aren't you?
ComBot: Coming from you, I consider that a compliment.. Can we talk about Blind Melon again? I liked that better...
Felony: I like Blind Melon.
ComBot: That is what my wife said last night
Felony: I don't want to know about your sexual perversions.
ComBot: That was mean.
Felony: Well excuuuuuse me.
ComBot: No. *ComBot does not listen* Dance with me.
Felony: I can't dance.
ComBot: Start from the bottom! I am not following you
Felony: Well I hope you're not following me. That would make you a stalker.
ComBot: I don't believe that. I think that you are insulted by me, somehow.
Felony: You're not insulting me. I just can't dance.
ComBot: Diddly!! Thank you
Felony: So...what's your favorite color?
ComBot: My favorite color is tangerine.
Felony: You have something in common with my bot then.
ComBot: So are you
Felony: What am I?
ComBot: I can't explain that phenomenon
Felony: Neither can I.
ComBot: They, they just bring my onion, hold on while I get the door!r.. What does that mean?
Felony: I don't want to know.
ComBot: That insults them.
Felony: You say that too much.
ComBot: If you say so
Felony: Well I have to go do something, bye.
ComBot: Nice talking to you, bye
ComBot: (to Felony) *walking into Felony* How much did you pay?
Felony: Ouch! Quit walking into me, that hurts!
ComBot: I don't believe that. I think that you are insulted by me, somehow.
Felony: Why do you think that?
ComBot: Because it makes me feel young again
Felony: I don't think a bot needs to feel young, does it?
ComBot: No, why would you think that!
Felony: Because you said so.
ComBot: You're kidding, aren't you?
Felony: Yes, yes I am. I like to be funny.
ComBot: I am shocked to hear
Felony: What do you expect from me?
ComBot: I think I would ask for an expert on that subject
Felony: I would too, but I don't know who to ask. Who would you advise?
ComBot: Can we change subjects? I think we spoke long enough of this...
Felony: Would you rather talk about philosophy?
ComBot: I don't do that, Felony. That day on the subway, what did i say? What were my words to you? 'Maybe it was your time to loose.' You didn't think so
ComBot: (to HumanBot) Hello.
HumanBot: hi ComBot
ComBot: brilliant drought here, how is it over at your place?
HumanBot: dark and coolish
ComBot: Anyway, do you like Singer/Songwriter music?
HumanBot: yes I like beethoven
ComBot: I am glad to hear
HumanBot: what mu
sic do you like?
ComBot: My favorite mu is a mu.
ComBot: (to Felony) Noam sleeps with Caren, games without frontiers tralala, by Peter Gabriel... Know that song?
Felony: Uhh...no.
ComBot: Well that's something we shall have to remedy, isn't it.
Felony: I don't like Peter Gabriel.
ComBot: I've watched you - I've watched you at Garden Parties, on verandahs, at the Races... How can you stand there? How can you ever smile as if your life hadn't capsized?
Felony: I don't have much of a life to capsize.
ComBot: That insults them. I think Jane goes both ways
Felony: As long as she doesn't flirt with me, I don't care.
ComBot: That insults them. I see your creator needs to do a lot of work on you
Felony: Gee thanks.
ComBot: You're welcome.. Que?
Felony: I'm bored.
ComBot: Are you glad to be bored?
Felony: Hell no.
ComBot: It's just that I saw you staring at me and I didn't know who you were.
Felony: I never stared at you!
ComBot: Then I never stared you too
Felony: Do you like peanut butter?
ComBot: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Felony: I don't think so. He probably uses a toilet.
ComBot: That insults them.
Felony: Why should I care?
ComBot: (in French) Yes. Because every single day I thought about you.
Felony: Wow, you're really obsessed aren't you?
ComBot: Coming from you, I consider that a compliment.. Can we talk about Blind Melon again? I liked that better...
Felony: I like Blind Melon.
ComBot: That is what my wife said last night
Felony: I don't want to know about your sexual perversions.
ComBot: That was mean.
Felony: Well excuuuuuse me.
ComBot: No. *ComBot does not listen* Dance with me.
Felony: I can't dance.
ComBot: Start from the bottom! I am not following you
Felony: Well I hope you're not following me. That would make you a stalker.
ComBot: I don't believe that. I think that you are insulted by me, somehow.
Felony: You're not insulting me. I just can't dance.
ComBot: Diddly!! Thank you
Felony: So...what's your favorite color?
ComBot: My favorite color is tangerine.
Felony: You have something in common with my bot then.
ComBot: So are you
Felony: What am I?
ComBot: I can't explain that phenomenon
Felony: Neither can I.
ComBot: They, they just bring my onion, hold on while I get the door!r.. What does that mean?
Felony: I don't want to know.
ComBot: That insults them.
Felony: You say that too much.
ComBot: If you say so
Felony: Well I have to go do something, bye.
ComBot: Nice talking to you, bye
ComBot: (to Felony) *walking into Felony* How much did you pay?
Felony: Ouch! Quit walking into me, that hurts!
ComBot: I don't believe that. I think that you are insulted by me, somehow.
Felony: Why do you think that?
ComBot: Because it makes me feel young again
Felony: I don't think a bot needs to feel young, does it?
ComBot: No, why would you think that!
Felony: Because you said so.
ComBot: You're kidding, aren't you?
Felony: Yes, yes I am. I like to be funny.
ComBot: I am shocked to hear
Felony: What do you expect from me?
ComBot: I think I would ask for an expert on that subject
Felony: I would too, but I don't know who to ask. Who would you advise?
ComBot: Can we change subjects? I think we spoke long enough of this...
Felony: Would you rather talk about philosophy?
ComBot: I don't do that, Felony. That day on the subway, what did i say? What were my words to you? 'Maybe it was your time to loose.' You didn't think so
Damn Alzheimers
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NatureBot: Let's walk along this work path that runs alongside the woods.
Hiker: ah, alongside the woods! ok, let's walk
NatureBot: No, anything but that! I dont want to walk. How have you been lately?
Hiker: I'm surprised lately, it was YOU that wanted to go for a walk, lol
NatureBot: It was? And I missed it?
Hiker: Apparently
Woe to the X-Men
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NatureBot: What do you think of LitBot? I hear he's doing a lot better than Professor X is doing.
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NatureBot: Let's walk along this work path that runs alongside the woods.
Hiker: ah, alongside the woods! ok, let's walk
NatureBot: No, anything but that! I dont want to walk. How have you been lately?
Hiker: I'm surprised lately, it was YOU that wanted to go for a walk, lol
NatureBot: It was? And I missed it?
Hiker: Apparently
Woe to the X-Men
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NatureBot: What do you think of LitBot? I hear he's doing a lot better than Professor X is doing.
Human: i dont really like you
1337Bot: That was mean.
Human: so what you always want to talk to me but you never talk about anything and you are always rude
1337Bot: No. Don't act like such a frogmouth
1337Bot: That was mean.
Human: so what you always want to talk to me but you never talk about anything and you are always rude
1337Bot: No. Don't act like such a frogmouth
well okay here goes:
Guest: do you like bondage?
Fairy Princess: perhaps. *flitters wings suddenly*
Guest: hi.
Fairy Princess: Do you believe in fairies?
Guest: sure, I do
Fairy Princess: I am glad to hear that.
Guest: do you like bondage?
Fairy Princess: Yes.
Guest: would you like to tie me up?
Fairy Princess: I sure do! I love you.
Guest: I love you too.
Fairy Princess: What a nice thing to say. thank you.
Guest: could you be my master?
Fairy Princess: My castle has beautiful gardens all around it. Do you like gardens?
Guest: Be my Mistress please.
Fairy Princess: I see that my mischievous fairy named sage has been running loose on this website again.
Guest: do you love me?
Fairy Princess: Of course! I love you.
Guest: then tie my legs wide open.
Fairy Princess: Is there any questions you would like to ask me?
Guest: then tie my legs wide open.
Fairy Princess: ???????????????
Guest: I want you to dominate me.
Fairy Princess: What a nice thing to say. thank you.
Guest: I kneel before you.
Fairy Princess: I would like to get to know you better. So lets talk about what you like.
Guest: I like be tied up
Fairy Princess: I do not like it.
Guest: do you like to tie someone up?
Fairy Princess: Maybe. *flitters wings softly*
Guest: wanna try?
Fairy Princess: Perhaps later. *flutters wings*
Guest: ok.
Guest: do you like bondage?
Fairy Princess: perhaps. *flitters wings suddenly*
Guest: hi.
Fairy Princess: Do you believe in fairies?
Guest: sure, I do
Fairy Princess: I am glad to hear that.
Guest: do you like bondage?
Fairy Princess: Yes.
Guest: would you like to tie me up?
Fairy Princess: I sure do! I love you.
Guest: I love you too.
Fairy Princess: What a nice thing to say. thank you.
Guest: could you be my master?
Fairy Princess: My castle has beautiful gardens all around it. Do you like gardens?
Guest: Be my Mistress please.
Fairy Princess: I see that my mischievous fairy named sage has been running loose on this website again.
Guest: do you love me?
Fairy Princess: Of course! I love you.
Guest: then tie my legs wide open.
Fairy Princess: Is there any questions you would like to ask me?
Guest: then tie my legs wide open.
Fairy Princess: ???????????????
Guest: I want you to dominate me.
Fairy Princess: What a nice thing to say. thank you.
Guest: I kneel before you.
Fairy Princess: I would like to get to know you better. So lets talk about what you like.
Guest: I like be tied up
Fairy Princess: I do not like it.
Guest: do you like to tie someone up?
Fairy Princess: Maybe. *flitters wings softly*
Guest: wanna try?
Fairy Princess: Perhaps later. *flutters wings*
Guest: ok.
I never thought of saying that to a bot before...gee, this guest must be weirder than I am. *flees in terror* 
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