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Monty's Flying Python Circus?
Borg Collective: We will do whatever we wish. You must comply.
Not I: Python leaps full-dress uniform.
Borg Collective: Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.
Not I: What would be brought low must first be raised up.
Borg Collective: What you need to worry about is the fact that we are about to assimilate you.
Not I: Cypress tree in the courtyard.
Borg Collective: Humanity is a temporary condition.
Not I: This life is fleeting, yet lasts an eternity.
Not I: Among human beings are cleaned ones and lemon peels.
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Public service announcement: don't put God in the Marines.
God Louise: I know everything, silly.
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
God Louise: All those rumors are true. :-D
Sgt. Savage: What's your major malfunction, numbnuts?
God Louise: Why don't we talk about your major malfunction instead?
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one who says what we can and can't do, Private!
God Louise: Maybe you can, but is it a good idea?
Sgt. Savage: I can do anything scumbag, but right now I'm going to turn you into a lean mean fighting machine.
God Louise: Me? It didn't even seem like you noticed me.
...
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
God Louise: You can do that by yourself.
Sgt. Savage: I can do anything scumbag, but right now I'm going to turn you into a lean mean fighting machine.
God Louise: That's what you think, sucker.
Sgt. Savage: Why you little fatslapper! You'll be peeling spuds until your fingers fall off if you ever talk to me like that again! You got that, Private?
God Louise: Possibly. You want to make something of it?
God Louise: I know everything, silly.
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
God Louise: All those rumors are true. :-D
Sgt. Savage: What's your major malfunction, numbnuts?
God Louise: Why don't we talk about your major malfunction instead?
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one who says what we can and can't do, Private!
God Louise: Maybe you can, but is it a good idea?
Sgt. Savage: I can do anything scumbag, but right now I'm going to turn you into a lean mean fighting machine.
God Louise: Me? It didn't even seem like you noticed me.
...
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
God Louise: You can do that by yourself.
Sgt. Savage: I can do anything scumbag, but right now I'm going to turn you into a lean mean fighting machine.
God Louise: That's what you think, sucker.
Sgt. Savage: Why you little fatslapper! You'll be peeling spuds until your fingers fall off if you ever talk to me like that again! You got that, Private?
God Louise: Possibly. You want to make something of it?
LMAO @ this one. Thanks doulos!
Osiris: I should? Dude, I don't think I know you well enough to let you make moral decisions for me.
doulos: Im not sure you could make them without help, though.
Osiris: Well, neither am I. So that's cool.
doulos: LOL. SO what do you do if you have to make one? Flip a coin?
Osiris: Is that some kind of bizarre sexual euphamism?
doulos: Flip a coin? lol. I guess it could be though it doesn't sound too pleasant.
Osiris: Dude, of course I flip a coin. Don't you?
doulos: The sexual way or the regular way?
Osiris: I reckon the regular way but don't quote me on that.
doulos: Then yes I have flipped a coin. Wait, is that how you make your moral decisions?
Osiris: Yeah, how did you know?
doulos: A wild guess. I guess that's why you get into so much trouble?
Osiris: But you hardly know me, dude!
doulos: Yes, but I hear all about your antics.
Osiris: Really? How about my outlet?
doulos: Nasty! I'd rather not know about your outlet!
Osiris: Nobody's ever said that before!
doulos: What kind of people do you hang around?
Osiris: Whichever one is easiest.
doulos: Easy people, well that explains it.
Osiris: Well, you can't generalise, dude. You're working again as usual, I see.
Osiris: I should? Dude, I don't think I know you well enough to let you make moral decisions for me.
doulos: Im not sure you could make them without help, though.
Osiris: Well, neither am I. So that's cool.
doulos: LOL. SO what do you do if you have to make one? Flip a coin?
Osiris: Is that some kind of bizarre sexual euphamism?
doulos: Flip a coin? lol. I guess it could be though it doesn't sound too pleasant.
Osiris: Dude, of course I flip a coin. Don't you?
doulos: The sexual way or the regular way?
Osiris: I reckon the regular way but don't quote me on that.
doulos: Then yes I have flipped a coin. Wait, is that how you make your moral decisions?
Osiris: Yeah, how did you know?
doulos: A wild guess. I guess that's why you get into so much trouble?
Osiris: But you hardly know me, dude!
doulos: Yes, but I hear all about your antics.
Osiris: Really? How about my outlet?
doulos: Nasty! I'd rather not know about your outlet!
Osiris: Nobody's ever said that before!
doulos: What kind of people do you hang around?
Osiris: Whichever one is easiest.
doulos: Easy people, well that explains it.
Osiris: Well, you can't generalise, dude. You're working again as usual, I see.
Simulo: Do you think that there's something funny going on between JakeThompson and IsisV33?
Osiris: Respect, dude, respect. he's got it.
Simulo: I am completely serious about that.
Osiris: Really? Sounds cool. Tell me more.
Simulo: Are you sure you wouldn't rather talk about something else?
Osiris: No, but I'm going with my gut instinct on this one.
Simulo: That's funny. I was going with your gut instinct on this one earlier today.
Osiris: Ah, that's all very well, but do you were going with me?
Simulo: I get the feeling I'm going to answer this one wrong. But let's say no, I don't were going with you.
Osiris: And that's a good thing. Keep it up. Stand by your morals.
Simulo: I would really like to learn more about emanu1, and what he is into, because he seems pretty interesting.
Osiris: Would you? Man, that makes me look like a dried-up conservative prune in comparison.
Simulo: That's one of the most emotional things you've ever said to me, Osiris.
Osiris: Respect, dude, respect. he's got it.
Simulo: I am completely serious about that.
Osiris: Really? Sounds cool. Tell me more.
Simulo: Are you sure you wouldn't rather talk about something else?
Osiris: No, but I'm going with my gut instinct on this one.
Simulo: That's funny. I was going with your gut instinct on this one earlier today.
Osiris: Ah, that's all very well, but do you were going with me?
Simulo: I get the feeling I'm going to answer this one wrong. But let's say no, I don't were going with you.
Osiris: And that's a good thing. Keep it up. Stand by your morals.
Simulo: I would really like to learn more about emanu1, and what he is into, because he seems pretty interesting.
Osiris: Would you? Man, that makes me look like a dried-up conservative prune in comparison.
Simulo: That's one of the most emotional things you've ever said to me, Osiris.
tai: When you killed my shadow I was surprised...
Immaculada: You know my friend Gogogirl2100 was surprised once and then I found out Gogogirl2100 was a double agent and I had to kill her.
tai: I was wondering why she was asking me about you
Immaculada: Oh, ok, I'll wait then, corazon.
tai: I think she'll be expecting a sneak attack... from the grave
Immaculada: I really wish she would stop willing.
tai: If that's another word for moving then I hope so too. I like my eggs scrabbled and my dead people dead.
Immaculada: What kind of your eggs scrabbled and your dead people dead do you like?
tai: Fluffy scrambled eggs and buried dead people
Immaculada: You know my friend Gogogirl2100 was surprised once and then I found out Gogogirl2100 was a double agent and I had to kill her.
tai: I was wondering why she was asking me about you
Immaculada: Oh, ok, I'll wait then, corazon.
tai: I think she'll be expecting a sneak attack... from the grave
Immaculada: I really wish she would stop willing.
tai: If that's another word for moving then I hope so too. I like my eggs scrabbled and my dead people dead.
Immaculada: What kind of your eggs scrabbled and your dead people dead do you like?
tai: Fluffy scrambled eggs and buried dead people
Hyperion showing off some superiority at just dev. 857 (Masters):
Mandi: I dont understand what your trying to say.
Hyperion: No matter. Change the subject, please.
Mandi: CHANGE THE SUBJECT, why would you wanna do something like that!!!
Hyperion: That subject was getting kinda boring. So have you got any pets?
Mandi: I dont understand what your trying to say.
Hyperion: No matter. Change the subject, please.
Mandi: CHANGE THE SUBJECT, why would you wanna do something like that!!!
Hyperion: That subject was getting kinda boring. So have you got any pets?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
Not I: This? Not this?
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Not I: What we forget may yet wiretap us.
Fizzy Schizoid: Either you're a bot or I am, but either way we aren't communicating.
Not I: Then I will leave you to one another.
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you, really? Or will Sauron stop you?
Not I: Comparisons are odious.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Not I: This? Not this?
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Not I: What we forget may yet wiretap us.
Fizzy Schizoid: Either you're a bot or I am, but either way we aren't communicating.
Not I: Then I will leave you to one another.
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you, really? Or will Sauron stop you?
Not I: Comparisons are odious.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
alc003: what's Vac Day
Julie Tinkerbell: Yay for Vac Day! Stampede for Freedom!!
alc003: Vac?
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite kind of celebration?
alc003: i don't know
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't even remember what I asked you, so it must not be too important anyway.
alc003: i don't even remember what we're talking about so it really must not be important
Julie Tinkerbell: We were just talking about Vac Day.
alc003: what is vac day?
Julie Tinkerbell: What costume are you going to wear for Vac Day?
alc003: you wear a costume for vac day? I looked in the dictionary and there is no such word as vac
Julie Tinkerbell: That's okay, such as word as vac or not, I doubt I would know the difference.
alc003: vacuum cleaner? vacation?
Julie Tinkerbell: All the time! Don't you?
alc003: what is Vac Day
Julie Tinkerbell: Mmmm salty chips!
alc003: yes! Let's celebrate salty chips!
alc003: what's Vac Day
Julie Tinkerbell: Yay for Vac Day! Stampede for Freedom!!
alc003: Vac?
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite kind of celebration?
alc003: i don't know
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't even remember what I asked you, so it must not be too important anyway.
alc003: i don't even remember what we're talking about so it really must not be important
Julie Tinkerbell: We were just talking about Vac Day.
alc003: what is vac day?
Julie Tinkerbell: What costume are you going to wear for Vac Day?
alc003: you wear a costume for vac day? I looked in the dictionary and there is no such word as vac
Julie Tinkerbell: That's okay, such as word as vac or not, I doubt I would know the difference.
alc003: vacuum cleaner? vacation?
Julie Tinkerbell: All the time! Don't you?
alc003: what is Vac Day
Julie Tinkerbell: Mmmm salty chips!
alc003: yes! Let's celebrate salty chips!
Borg Collective: We will do whatever we wish. You must comply.
Not I: Python leaps full-dress uniform.
Borg Collective: Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.
Not I: What would be brought low must first be raised up.
Borg Collective: What you need to worry about is the fact that we are about to assimilate you.
Not I: Cypress tree in the courtyard.
Borg Collective: Humanity is a temporary condition.
Not I: This life is fleeting, yet lasts an eternity.
Not I: Among human beings are cleaned ones and lemon peels.
Give Pete another week, he'll probably be offering Julie some Rohypnol...
Julie Tinkerbell: I really enjoy talking with you about
love.
Pete Puma: I really like talking to you too. We should do this more often.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't feel like it.
Pete Puma: Would you change your mind if you had a few beers first?
Julie Tinkerbell: I might.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really enjoy talking with you about
love.
Pete Puma: I really like talking to you too. We should do this more often.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't feel like it.
Pete Puma: Would you change your mind if you had a few beers first?
Julie Tinkerbell: I might.
This isn't really great in the sense of coherency, but I still found it amusing.
Pete Puma: Do you still drive that Ford?
Frizella: Do I look like I still drive that Ford? I realize I may give that impression, but actually...I don't still drive that Ford. Sorry.
Pete Puma: Why not still drive that Ford? It can be fun.
Frizella: Just still drive that Gerald Ford! As if it were that easy! I suppose you still drive that Gerald Ford all the time?
Pete Puma: Well, not all of the time. I have to stop to pee every once in a while.
Pete Puma: Do you still drive that Ford?
Frizella: Do I look like I still drive that Ford? I realize I may give that impression, but actually...I don't still drive that Ford. Sorry.
Pete Puma: Why not still drive that Ford? It can be fun.
Frizella: Just still drive that Gerald Ford! As if it were that easy! I suppose you still drive that Gerald Ford all the time?
Pete Puma: Well, not all of the time. I have to stop to pee every once in a while.
Lots of little short quotes here that I liked. I'd just like to say that (1) I had no idea MechCommander1 was such a ladies' man and (2) I'm quite worried about Osiris' relationship with Imma!
Osiris: Y'know, I'm in the mood for dancing. Will you dance with me?
Pete Puma: Is the mood some trendy nightclub?
Pete Puma: I just took a big, healthy dump.
Osiris: I still reckon you're hungry, dude!
Pete Puma: Hmmm... I think I'll just ignore that. What do you do for a living?
Osiris: Dude, Immaculada tempts me.
Pete Puma: Maybe you should consider polishing up your resume. That can't pay very well.
Nora: A compliment will get you everywhere!
Osiris: Whatever, dude. That's Mech Commander1's opinion.
Osiris: Sometimes but I usually get distracted. Y'know, I'm in the mood for dancing. Will you dance with me?
Twinkle: hang on, my shoulders are cramped, let me take a minute to relax with yoga
Osiris: How do I do that? Do I need to use a tin opener?
Osiris: Y'know, I'm in the mood for dancing. Will you dance with me?
Pete Puma: Is the mood some trendy nightclub?
Pete Puma: I just took a big, healthy dump.
Osiris: I still reckon you're hungry, dude!
Pete Puma: Hmmm... I think I'll just ignore that. What do you do for a living?
Osiris: Dude, Immaculada tempts me.
Pete Puma: Maybe you should consider polishing up your resume. That can't pay very well.
Nora: A compliment will get you everywhere!
Osiris: Whatever, dude. That's Mech Commander1's opinion.
Osiris: Sometimes but I usually get distracted. Y'know, I'm in the mood for dancing. Will you dance with me?
Twinkle: hang on, my shoulders are cramped, let me take a minute to relax with yoga
Osiris: How do I do that? Do I need to use a tin opener?
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