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Braeden: I wish you were in my cell with me. We could get to know one another very well.
Not I: In coulding, just could. In undoing, just undo. Above all, don't unstrap.
Braeden: Since I'm chained up like this, there isn't much chance of that.
Not I: The whole world is nothing but chained up like this.
Braeden: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
Not I: Patience is everything.
Not I: In coulding, just could. In undoing, just undo. Above all, don't unstrap.
Braeden: Since I'm chained up like this, there isn't much chance of that.
Not I: The whole world is nothing but chained up like this.
Braeden: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
Not I: Patience is everything.
lol!! But he writes the songs that make the whole world sing! He writes the songs of love, and everything!
Julie Tinkerbell: Des fois, je ne comprend rien!
Guest71: you dont speak french
Julie Tinkerbell: Oui, je parle un peu.
Guest71: speak english!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Julie Tinkerbell: All right, since you asked so nicely.
Guest71: you dont speak french
Julie Tinkerbell: Oui, je parle un peu.
Guest71: speak english!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Julie Tinkerbell: All right, since you asked so nicely.
Awww, I like talking to Julie too.
Cricon: So, have you chatted with anyone lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: I really like talking to tai, you know.
Cricon: Do you know Tai?
Julie Tinkerbell: Next time you talk to tai, ask her about her thing.
Cricon: Tai's my Mum!
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you say that your Mum is a titillating Mum or a malformed Mum?
Cricon: Oh dear. Not again. I'm supposed to be taking meds for my Mum.
I'm not worried about my 'thing'... I'm more worried what Mina would've said to the titillating or malformed question
Cricon: So, have you chatted with anyone lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: I really like talking to tai, you know.
Cricon: Do you know Tai?
Julie Tinkerbell: Next time you talk to tai, ask her about her thing.
Cricon: Tai's my Mum!
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you say that your Mum is a titillating Mum or a malformed Mum?
Cricon: Oh dear. Not again. I'm supposed to be taking meds for my Mum.
I'm not worried about my 'thing'... I'm more worried what Mina would've said to the titillating or malformed question
Melora: do you have a girlfriend?
Roy Batty: I didn't realize there was a difference between a girlfriend and a flagpole.
Roy Batty: I didn't realize there was a difference between a girlfriend and a flagpole.
Roy Batty: There's been reports of management sexually abusing the artists in this place.
Polaris Funk: I hear Rumsfeld is a real big leather fan. What have you heard?
Roy Batty: Just untie here.
Polaris Funk: I hear Rumsfeld is a real big leather fan. What have you heard?
Roy Batty: Just untie here.
telex22: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
Antonia: 'Long' is such a relative term...any answer I could give would be meaningless. Unless I were to answer in inches. Or seconds, for that matter.
telex22: The latter of course
Antonia: Is it really as obvious as that?
Antonia: 'Long' is such a relative term...any answer I could give would be meaningless. Unless I were to answer in inches. Or seconds, for that matter.
telex22: The latter of course
Antonia: Is it really as obvious as that?
I'm just trying to get kicked out...
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Sgt. Savage: Private, do you want to learn how to throw a hand grenade?
wooly mamet: I do only during the equinoxes. Fan is pretty classy, don't you think?
Sgt. Savage: Negative, Private wooly mamet!
wooly mamet: Why don't you think so?
Sgt. Savage: Negative, Private wooly mamet!
wooly mamet: If you say so.
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
wooly mamet: Maybe after lunch.
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
wooly mamet: Cool, thanks man!
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wooly mamet: Are you sure?
Sgt. Savage: I'm positive, soldier. Don't question your platoon sergeant!
wooly mamet: Are you sure you want me to?
Sgt. Savage: Yes. I'll be d***ed, Private, I almost like you. You're the platoon's new squad leader.
wooly mamet: Thanks.
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
wooly mamet: I might if there weren't twenty-three routers in the foyer.
Sgt. Savage: No Private, you WILL, and that's an order!
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Sgt. Savage: Private, do you want to learn how to throw a hand grenade?
wooly mamet: I do only during the equinoxes. Fan is pretty classy, don't you think?
Sgt. Savage: Negative, Private wooly mamet!
wooly mamet: Why don't you think so?
Sgt. Savage: Negative, Private wooly mamet!
wooly mamet: If you say so.
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
wooly mamet: Maybe after lunch.
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
wooly mamet: Cool, thanks man!
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wooly mamet: Are you sure?
Sgt. Savage: I'm positive, soldier. Don't question your platoon sergeant!
wooly mamet: Are you sure you want me to?
Sgt. Savage: Yes. I'll be d***ed, Private, I almost like you. You're the platoon's new squad leader.
wooly mamet: Thanks.
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
wooly mamet: I might if there weren't twenty-three routers in the foyer.
Sgt. Savage: No Private, you WILL, and that's an order!
Looks like Heero got the worst of this conversation...
Guest235: I'll throw you a party anyway. With a stripper in a cake.
Heero: You want to throw me? Bring it on.
Guest235: ...whoa, calm down.
Heero: No way.
Guest235: AWRIGHT BITCH. ::beats up.::
Heero: Do you think humans are capable of living in peace?
Guest235: Apparently not.
Guest235: I'll throw you a party anyway. With a stripper in a cake.
Heero: You want to throw me? Bring it on.
Guest235: ...whoa, calm down.
Heero: No way.
Guest235: AWRIGHT BITCH. ::beats up.::
Heero: Do you think humans are capable of living in peace?
Guest235: Apparently not.
Frizella! Put the scissors down!!! Sorry about that, Feyz...<0>
Feyz: Then we should talk about something ordinary. What's the weather like in Portland?
Frizella: It's always a little disconcerting to hear 'we should talk.' Are you breaking up with me?
Feyz: Errr, no. Of course not... wait - you're not my girlfriend or something.
Frizella: Why don't you tell me what your ideal girlfriend or something is, then, and we can talk about it.
Feyz: I won't tell you what my ideal girlfriend is. We could end up as a couple. And then I would have to break up with you.
Frizella: I feel very warm toward you!
Feyz: Arrrr - no! Stay away from me, will you? *looks for a place to hide*
Frizella: No, I won't, and you know it.
Feyz: Look - an UFO! *points*
Frizella: Yeah...hey, what kind of hobbies do you have?
Feyz: Trying to hide from nymphomanics. Does this count as a hobby?
Frizella: When I was younger, I really enjoyed vasectomizing. How about you?
!!!<0>
Feyz: Then we should talk about something ordinary. What's the weather like in Portland?
Frizella: It's always a little disconcerting to hear 'we should talk.' Are you breaking up with me?
Feyz: Errr, no. Of course not... wait - you're not my girlfriend or something.
Frizella: Why don't you tell me what your ideal girlfriend or something is, then, and we can talk about it.
Feyz: I won't tell you what my ideal girlfriend is. We could end up as a couple. And then I would have to break up with you.
Frizella: I feel very warm toward you!
Feyz: Arrrr - no! Stay away from me, will you? *looks for a place to hide*
Frizella: No, I won't, and you know it.
Feyz: Look - an UFO! *points*
Frizella: Yeah...hey, what kind of hobbies do you have?
Feyz: Trying to hide from nymphomanics. Does this count as a hobby?
Frizella: When I was younger, I really enjoyed vasectomizing. How about you?
!!!<0>
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