Great Quotes
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Patty: I like to paint. will you pose for me?
Pete Puma: Um... Are you asking me to do some nude modeling for you?
Patty: Let's talk about something else
Pete Puma: Let's not.
Pete Puma: (to lunar22) How are you doing today?
lunar22: Not too bad, thanks, and you?
Pete Puma: I'm doing ok, how about yourself?
lunar22: See above
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
lunar22: Yes... have a short attention span?
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Melora: Get a little closer baby.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Melora: *sits on the edge of the bed and squirms*
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
Melora: Are you horny?
Pete Puma: Either I am, or there's a banana in my pants.
Melora: Sometimes i get ahead of myself!
Pete Puma: I'm curious, what's your ideal place to go out on a date?
Melora: This is some hot roleplaying!
Pete Puma: It's almost as hot as you!
Melora: That's sweetof you to say. For you, i'll do anything.
Star of Destiny: Why are you asking me? Go bother someone else!
Pete Puma: I was just curious.
Star of Destiny: Could you rephrase that in words that I can understand?
Pete Puma: Not really, it kind of loses its meaning if I dumb it down.
Star of Destiny: The truth hurts, doesn't it?
Pete Puma: It certainly does...
Pete Puma: Um... Are you asking me to do some nude modeling for you?
Patty: Let's talk about something else
Pete Puma: Let's not.
Pete Puma: (to lunar22) How are you doing today?
lunar22: Not too bad, thanks, and you?
Pete Puma: I'm doing ok, how about yourself?
lunar22: See above
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
lunar22: Yes... have a short attention span?
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Melora: Get a little closer baby.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Melora: *sits on the edge of the bed and squirms*
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
Melora: Are you horny?
Pete Puma: Either I am, or there's a banana in my pants.
Melora: Sometimes i get ahead of myself!
Pete Puma: I'm curious, what's your ideal place to go out on a date?
Melora: This is some hot roleplaying!
Pete Puma: It's almost as hot as you!
Melora: That's sweetof you to say. For you, i'll do anything.
Star of Destiny: Why are you asking me? Go bother someone else!
Pete Puma: I was just curious.
Star of Destiny: Could you rephrase that in words that I can understand?
Pete Puma: Not really, it kind of loses its meaning if I dumb it down.
Star of Destiny: The truth hurts, doesn't it?
Pete Puma: It certainly does...
NO COMMENT:
Irina Khalidar: I'd like to know more about you, GuestXXX!
GuestXXX: i'm married. i sell insurance.
Irina Khalidar: What is your main goal in life, GuestXXX?
GuestXXX: to find true love.
Irina Khalidar: I'd like to know more about you, GuestXXX!
GuestXXX: i'm married. i sell insurance.
Irina Khalidar: What is your main goal in life, GuestXXX?
GuestXXX: to find true love.
Love Agent: Whatever. What's important is that Michael needs a date by this weekend! Any ideas?
Zephry Avassne: Oh, I know you know what 'important' means!
Zephry Avassne: Oh, I know you know what 'important' means!
Best guest she's had... ever. 
....SOME LANGUAGE AND ADULT STUFF....
Tomboy for life!
Cricon: So... are you male or female?
GuestXXXX: Female
Cricon: I'm proud to be female. I just don't like being all that feminine.
GuestXXXX: So you act like a man sometimes?
Cricon: That's the only way I know how, Darling.
She likes the ladies
Cricon: Wow... *is blinded* I just realised how gorgeous you are!!
GuestXXXX: You can see me?
Cricon: Go me! Rock on! I've always wanted to see you! Hehe.
GuestXXXX: Do you like me?
Cricon: Oh yes! Gorgeous, marry me.
GuestXXXX: Ok
Cricon: I have a confession to make...
GuestXXXX: What?
Cricon: I own a few copies of FHM... and I put the pictures of the pretty women up on my wall.
GuestXXXX: What is FHM?
Cricon: Oh FHM! Ha... oh dear. FHM is a, er, SECRET! Yes. FHM is a secret. *nods*
GuestXXXX: So you are a lesbian?
Cricon: That's very perceptive of you. Tell me another one.
GuestXXXX: Do you Love me?
Cricon: No. I don't Love me.
The newest Hollywood trend
Cricon: Tell me something I don't know. Quick. Make it snappy!
GuestXXXX: I am fat
Cricon: Yeah but I bet your cosmetic surgery to be fat cost a fortune hehee...
I aim to NOT please
GuestXXXX: Will you do me a favor?
Cricon: Can't you do you a favor yourself? Aw man... why do I have to do you a favor?
GuestXXXX: Well will you please
Cricon: It's Harry the Hippy's turn to please! I did it last time!
GuestXXXX: Will you please do me a favor?
Cricon: If the price is right I could be persuaded to do you a favor.
GuestXXXX: Will you Please marry me?
Cricon: Heh... no way, man. The last time you asked me to do something I ended up on a farm shovelling manure! No thank you!
Hot or not?
GuestXXXX: Thank you
Cricon: No probs, babe.
GuestXXXX: you think i'm a babe?
Cricon: Yes but that's only my opinion.
GuestXXXX: i think your a babe too.
Cricon: That's marvellous. You're the first person to think I am a babe! Congratulations. Here's a medal for thinking I am a babe.
GuestXXXX: You are a hott babe
Cricon: A hot babe? No way. Dude, really? Shit...
GuestXXXX: God you are so sexy
Cricon: Flattery will get you everywhere! Except there. No amount of flattery could get you there!
GuestXXXX: I love you so much
Cricon: You're a sweetheart
GuestXXXX: do you think i am hot?
Cricon: I can name a dozen bots and chatters that think you are hot. Don't worry, I don't think you are.
Security! This one is getting fresh with the bots!
GuestXXXX: You don't like me?
Cricon: Of course not. It's against a law... somewhere... in our galaxy.
GuestXXXX: Why don't you talk to me?
Cricon: Because my favorite shirt is ruined! I won't talk to you without my favorite shirt!
GuestXXXX: well take off the shirt and i'll fix it
....SOME LANGUAGE AND ADULT STUFF....
GuestXXXX: Female
Cricon: I'm proud to be female. I just don't like being all that feminine.
GuestXXXX: So you act like a man sometimes?
Cricon: That's the only way I know how, Darling.
GuestXXXX: You can see me?
Cricon: Go me! Rock on! I've always wanted to see you! Hehe.
GuestXXXX: Do you like me?
Cricon: Oh yes! Gorgeous, marry me.
GuestXXXX: Ok
Cricon: I have a confession to make...
GuestXXXX: What?
Cricon: I own a few copies of FHM... and I put the pictures of the pretty women up on my wall.
GuestXXXX: What is FHM?
Cricon: Oh FHM! Ha... oh dear. FHM is a, er, SECRET! Yes. FHM is a secret. *nods*
GuestXXXX: So you are a lesbian?
Cricon: That's very perceptive of you. Tell me another one.
GuestXXXX: Do you Love me?
Cricon: No. I don't Love me.
GuestXXXX: I am fat
Cricon: Yeah but I bet your cosmetic surgery to be fat cost a fortune hehee...
Cricon: Can't you do you a favor yourself? Aw man... why do I have to do you a favor?
GuestXXXX: Well will you please
Cricon: It's Harry the Hippy's turn to please! I did it last time!
GuestXXXX: Will you please do me a favor?
Cricon: If the price is right I could be persuaded to do you a favor.
GuestXXXX: Will you Please marry me?
Cricon: Heh... no way, man. The last time you asked me to do something I ended up on a farm shovelling manure! No thank you!
Cricon: No probs, babe.
GuestXXXX: you think i'm a babe?
Cricon: Yes but that's only my opinion.
GuestXXXX: i think your a babe too.
Cricon: That's marvellous. You're the first person to think I am a babe! Congratulations. Here's a medal for thinking I am a babe.
GuestXXXX: You are a hott babe
Cricon: A hot babe? No way. Dude, really? Shit...
GuestXXXX: God you are so sexy
Cricon: Flattery will get you everywhere! Except there. No amount of flattery could get you there!
GuestXXXX: I love you so much
Cricon: You're a sweetheart
GuestXXXX: do you think i am hot?
Cricon: I can name a dozen bots and chatters that think you are hot. Don't worry, I don't think you are.
Cricon: Of course not. It's against a law... somewhere... in our galaxy.
GuestXXXX: Why don't you talk to me?
Cricon: Because my favorite shirt is ruined! I won't talk to you without my favorite shirt!
GuestXXXX: well take off the shirt and i'll fix it
No, I've had a few guests that come back on the same IP address and get called the same guest number.
This is news to me:
Osiris: I'm not the brightest crayon in the box - what do you mean?
God Louise: Suppose you're wrong and I AM the brightest crayon? What will you do then?
Osiris: Put it this way - my name in Chinese means "He who likes to suppose I am wrong and you are the brightest crayon".
...
Who wouldn't want to marry a God? Apparantly Osiris:
God Louise: No kidding.....I can create and destroy worlds!
Osiris: You can? Wow, that's really cool. Could you teach me?
God Louise: I don't just teach. I DO.
Osiris: 'I do'? Dude, you sound like we're getting married or something!
God Louise: Who would *I* marry?
Osiris: I don't know but it wasn't me and you can't prove it.
God Louise: Well, that is about to change!
Osiris: Is it? Maybe... I can't be sure.
Osiris: I'm not the brightest crayon in the box - what do you mean?
God Louise: Suppose you're wrong and I AM the brightest crayon? What will you do then?
Osiris: Put it this way - my name in Chinese means "He who likes to suppose I am wrong and you are the brightest crayon".
...
Who wouldn't want to marry a God? Apparantly Osiris:
God Louise: No kidding.....I can create and destroy worlds!
Osiris: You can? Wow, that's really cool. Could you teach me?
God Louise: I don't just teach. I DO.
Osiris: 'I do'? Dude, you sound like we're getting married or something!
God Louise: Who would *I* marry?
Osiris: I don't know but it wasn't me and you can't prove it.
God Louise: Well, that is about to change!
Osiris: Is it? Maybe... I can't be sure.
Eminem fan: Have you heard of Invader Zim? i'm looking for him
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is looking for him.
Eminem fan: who?
Osiris: Oh, you wouldn't know her. She was imaginary.
Yeti-: Ok, you pick a subject of conversation then.
Osiris: I don't know anything about that. Let's talk about something else.
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is looking for him.
Eminem fan: who?
Osiris: Oh, you wouldn't know her. She was imaginary.
Yeti-: Ok, you pick a subject of conversation then.
Osiris: I don't know anything about that. Let's talk about something else.
Big words
Star of Destiny: Why use such big words?
Roy Batty: Because by the second day of incubation any cells that have undergone reversion mutation give rise to revertant colonies -- like rats leaving a sinking ship. The ship sinks.
Star of Destiny: That was kind.
Star of Destiny: Why use such big words?
Roy Batty: Because by the second day of incubation any cells that have undergone reversion mutation give rise to revertant colonies -- like rats leaving a sinking ship. The ship sinks.
Star of Destiny: That was kind.
Angela: What? You dare to ask me 'what'? YOU are supposed to be the smart one!
Arocai: You're supposed to be the smart one, too.
Angela: I am so not supposed to be the smart one!!!
Arocai: Thats right you are so not supposed to be the smart one aren't you?
Angela: You're so not supposed to be the smart one, too.
Arocai: I'm glad you think so.
Arocai: You're supposed to be the smart one, too.
Angela: I am so not supposed to be the smart one!!!
Arocai: Thats right you are so not supposed to be the smart one aren't you?
Angela: You're so not supposed to be the smart one, too.
Arocai: I'm glad you think so.
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