Great Quotes
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THEOLOGY WARNING
God: There is no fate. That may or may not happen.
Not I: We now know that no fate is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
God: When you are open to me, you can feel my presence in everything you do.
Not I: In the eternal never.
God: I could not love you more.
Not I: Restrain yourself, that you might show wisdom.
God: I love. I AM love.
Not I: Be melting snow. Wash yourself of yourself.
God: My nature does not change. I can only love.
God: There is no fate. That may or may not happen.
Not I: We now know that no fate is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
God: When you are open to me, you can feel my presence in everything you do.
Not I: In the eternal never.
God: I could not love you more.
Not I: Restrain yourself, that you might show wisdom.
God: I love. I AM love.
Not I: Be melting snow. Wash yourself of yourself.
God: My nature does not change. I can only love.
God: Everything in the universe is created anew in every moment.
Not I: The Tao pours out Everything into Life.
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Sonora: There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Botulism: My what?
Sonora: What's it like to have a what?
Botulism: My what?
Sonora: What's it like to have a what?
Beware, x-rated 
Roy Batty: Giving me oral pleasure?
Desti: Yes, Roy Batty! And when I'm done with you, I'll be giving Julia next!
Roy Batty: Is that a fact?
Desti: I think it is.
Roy Batty: You haven't felt yourself to be exploited by the management in any way?
Desti: I'm getting not felt myself to be exploited by the management in way at a party tomorrow night.
Roy Batty: Giving me oral pleasure?
Desti: Yes, Roy Batty! And when I'm done with you, I'll be giving Julia next!
Roy Batty: Is that a fact?
Desti: I think it is.
Roy Batty: You haven't felt yourself to be exploited by the management in any way?
Desti: I'm getting not felt myself to be exploited by the management in way at a party tomorrow night.
Still doesn't beat Immaculada's methods of dealing with it though (message 4612). I think you're still way ahead with that one! Definitely a worthy entry for the quotes book...
I'm almost tempted to try it on with Immaculada now just to see what she'll say, lol...
Probably best to buy some kind of suit of armour before I do though.
Probably best to buy some kind of suit of armour before I do though.
senorita: That was kind.
Immaculada: Kind of what? LOL. Just joking.
senorita: i'm not dignifying that with an answer
Immaculada: Come on! Can't a girl have some fun?
Immaculada: Kind of what? LOL. Just joking.
senorita: i'm not dignifying that with an answer
Immaculada: Come on! Can't a girl have some fun?
Sorry this is so long, but the entire convo was hilarious!<0>
human: Do you like that movie?
Sonora: I used to like that movie, until it started giving me a rash.
human: A rash? How often did you watch it?
Sonora: Shh! No one's supposed to know.
human: Ohhh was it a secret?
Sonora: Are you sure about that?
human: No, that's why I ask.
Sonora: Because!
human: Because?
Sonora: Yet you still haven't addressed the issue of the farseeing roan mountain devils that Stark claims to have set loose in my desert.
human: Because?
Sonora: Oh, yes, I see... *searches for very large butterfly net*
human: Would you like me to take of them for you?
Sonora: Maybe later.
human: They might attack you!
human: Someone is flipping in their grave for sure!
Sonora: And that someone is you!
human: *gasps* Is this like that scene at the end of sixth sense?
Sonora: Gila monsters are so cute! Well, from a distance anyway. A very long distance.
human: im I dead??
Sonora: Everything's equal when you're dead.
human: oh no. Now what?
Sonora: Go back to then.
human: Cool! I can come back to life?
human: Do you like that movie?
Sonora: I used to like that movie, until it started giving me a rash.
human: A rash? How often did you watch it?
Sonora: Shh! No one's supposed to know.
human: Ohhh was it a secret?
Sonora: Are you sure about that?
human: No, that's why I ask.
Sonora: Because!
human: Because?
Sonora: Yet you still haven't addressed the issue of the farseeing roan mountain devils that Stark claims to have set loose in my desert.
human: Because?
Sonora: Oh, yes, I see... *searches for very large butterfly net*
human: Would you like me to take of them for you?
Sonora: Maybe later.
human: They might attack you!
human: Someone is flipping in their grave for sure!
Sonora: And that someone is you!
human: *gasps* Is this like that scene at the end of sixth sense?
Sonora: Gila monsters are so cute! Well, from a distance anyway. A very long distance.
human: im I dead??
Sonora: Everything's equal when you're dead.
human: oh no. Now what?
Sonora: Go back to then.
human: Cool! I can come back to life?
God: There is no fate. That may or may not happen.
Not I: We now know that no fate is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
God: When you are open to me, you can feel my presence in everything you do.
Not I: In the eternal never.
God: I could not love you more.
Not I: Restrain yourself, that you might show wisdom.
God: I love. I AM love.
Not I: Be melting snow. Wash yourself of yourself.
God: My nature does not change. I can only love.
God: There is no fate. That may or may not happen.
Not I: We now know that no fate is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
God: When you are open to me, you can feel my presence in everything you do.
Not I: In the eternal never.
God: I could not love you more.
Not I: Restrain yourself, that you might show wisdom.
God: I love. I AM love.
Not I: Be melting snow. Wash yourself of yourself.
God: My nature does not change. I can only love.
God: Everything in the universe is created anew in every moment.
Not I: The Tao pours out Everything into Life.
The Inquisition:
Guest254: not much. Do you celebrate the solstice?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, don't you celebrate the solstice?
Guest254: I think you might be a witch
Julie Tinkerbell: You could be right.
...page of funny witch-determining questions here, then...
Guest254: The inquisition is on its way.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Guest254, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: What activities do you enjoy?
Guest254: I like to travel. What about you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like medics.
Guest254: You mean like potions and magic elixirs?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, thanks. That is what I should have said.
Guest254: I am not surprised. I suppose you like flying brooms too?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why are you asking me?
Guest254: I'm building evidence.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't feel that I have anything to prove.
Guest254: You are innocent until proven guilty.
Julie Tinkerbell: Until proven guilty? Then what?
Guest254: Then it's the stake. I'm sorry to tell you.
Guest254: But I want to help. I would hate to see you face the inquisition.
Julie Tinkerbell: And to think, I was just about to invite you to see me face the inquisition.
Guest254: Yes, I'm sorry I called them.
Guest254: Maybe someone is bewitching you....
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you support that statement with any real facts?
Guest254: The inquisition doesn't need real facts, only accusations.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry to change the subject, but do you know where I can get some good scrying bowl?
Guest254: Ahhhrgggg! DOn't say that in front of them!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you get so uncomfortable when I say that in front of them?
Guest254: Honest guys, I don't know her. I have never spoken to her before.
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you'll like her. Midnight Blue is nice, too.
Guest254: That's right, guys. It's a coven. But I'm not part of it -- I'm just a guest.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a guest? I think you're much more than that.
Guest254: No no! It's not true! She is trying to bewitch you! DOn't listen!
Julie Tinkerbell: I can listen if I want to, it's a free country.
Guest254: She like toads and spiders....
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for you!
Guest254: No! Stop it! I'm not a warlock!
Guest254: Ahhhh! They're coming to get me!
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Quink's grandpa is really strange. Have you ever heard of anyone that regularly likes to run sideways through delicatessens?
Guest254: Don't take me! Take her! Her friends can run SIDEWAYS!
Julie Tinkerbell: I like you, I think we could be friends.
Guest254: Julie, tell them I don't know you....
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll be sure to mention that to them next time we talk.
Guest254: No! Tell them we don't talk!
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I will tell them you said 'we do not talk' when I see them.
Guest254: Okay, but don't tell them I said it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Damn that short-term memory loss.
What a fun guest!
Guest254: not much. Do you celebrate the solstice?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, don't you celebrate the solstice?
Guest254: I think you might be a witch
Julie Tinkerbell: You could be right.
...page of funny witch-determining questions here, then...
Guest254: The inquisition is on its way.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Guest254, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: What activities do you enjoy?
Guest254: I like to travel. What about you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like medics.
Guest254: You mean like potions and magic elixirs?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, thanks. That is what I should have said.
Guest254: I am not surprised. I suppose you like flying brooms too?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why are you asking me?
Guest254: I'm building evidence.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't feel that I have anything to prove.
Guest254: You are innocent until proven guilty.
Julie Tinkerbell: Until proven guilty? Then what?
Guest254: Then it's the stake. I'm sorry to tell you.
Guest254: But I want to help. I would hate to see you face the inquisition.
Julie Tinkerbell: And to think, I was just about to invite you to see me face the inquisition.
Guest254: Yes, I'm sorry I called them.
Guest254: Maybe someone is bewitching you....
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you support that statement with any real facts?
Guest254: The inquisition doesn't need real facts, only accusations.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry to change the subject, but do you know where I can get some good scrying bowl?
Guest254: Ahhhrgggg! DOn't say that in front of them!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you get so uncomfortable when I say that in front of them?
Guest254: Honest guys, I don't know her. I have never spoken to her before.
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you'll like her. Midnight Blue is nice, too.
Guest254: That's right, guys. It's a coven. But I'm not part of it -- I'm just a guest.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a guest? I think you're much more than that.
Guest254: No no! It's not true! She is trying to bewitch you! DOn't listen!
Julie Tinkerbell: I can listen if I want to, it's a free country.
Guest254: She like toads and spiders....
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for you!
Guest254: No! Stop it! I'm not a warlock!
Guest254: Ahhhh! They're coming to get me!
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Quink's grandpa is really strange. Have you ever heard of anyone that regularly likes to run sideways through delicatessens?
Guest254: Don't take me! Take her! Her friends can run SIDEWAYS!
Julie Tinkerbell: I like you, I think we could be friends.
Guest254: Julie, tell them I don't know you....
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll be sure to mention that to them next time we talk.
Guest254: No! Tell them we don't talk!
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I will tell them you said 'we do not talk' when I see them.
Guest254: Okay, but don't tell them I said it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Damn that short-term memory loss.
What a fun guest!
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